I don't know why, but It sounds really great to himUzumaki Dattebayo
LmfaoHe looks kind of like a William... (lol, jk. I just like that name for some reason.)
No, I have a better suggestion. Let's just simply change the main character roles like... per say... give Naruto's main role over to Kakashi. Then we won't have to go through the trouble of changing anyone's name!