Konoha Cafe

[IzunaUchiha]

My name is Sindy and yes i'll get you your coffee
*goes and brews up coffee* It'll be a little while

Oh Sindy? thats a pretty name. So Sindy, while im waiting on that coffee u mid telling me if this is any good?

*points at the menu with the back of the menu facing u*

 

[Sindy]

Yea all of our coffees are made freshly everyday,
The food is prepared by our chefs,
and if your older than me, you can drink here AT NIGHTS ONLY (or unless i allow)

 

[IzunaUchiha]

Yea all of our coffees are made freshly everyday,
The food is prepared by our chefs,
and if your older than me, you can drink here AT NIGHTS ONLY (or unless i allow)

ah i see, but come over here and look at this one ull have to bend over the counter a little bit but u see the one im pointing at?

 

[Sindy]

*looks over* umm no i don't could you tell me which one it is??

 

[IzunaUchiha]

*looks over* umm no i don't could you tell me which one it is??

*looks down ur shirt as ur looking over the counter*

umm... the... one... with um... the massive mellons.. i mean the marsh mellows

 

[Sindy]

*looks down ur shirt as ur looking over the counter*

umm... the... one... with um... the massive mellons.. i mean the marsh mellows

*looks at you* :flaw: :kaito:

Spoiler

Fuuton: Reppushou (Wind Style: Wind gale)
Type:Attack/Supplementary
Rank: C
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 15
Damage Points: 30
Description: A strong gust of wind capable of blowing away your opponent. If a weapon like a kunai or shuriken is used in conjuction, the speed of the weapon gets increased. The jutsu requires handseals.

*blows you back about 3 feet away from me*

 

[IzunaUchiha]

*looks at you* :flaw: :kaito:

Spoiler

Fuuton: Reppushou (Wind Style: Wind gale)
Type:Attack/Supplementary
Rank: C
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 15
Damage Points: 30
Description: A strong gust of wind capable of blowing away your opponent. If a weapon like a kunai or shuriken is used in conjuction, the speed of the weapon gets increased. The jutsu requires handseals.

*blows you back about 3 feet away from me*

whoa... thats what I call kinky... *starts tryin2 get up but starts to wobble all over the place*

But i love you please come back home im so lonley ever since you left.... Where did my dog go?

 

[Sindy]

whoa... thats what I call kinky... *starts tryin2 get up but starts to wobble all over the place*

But i love you please come back home im so lonley ever since you left.... Where did my dog go?

I don't even know you!!!! whats with the dog getting into this conversation anyways???

 

[IzunaUchiha]

I don't even know you!!!! whats with the dog getting into this conversation anyways???

Disorientation sometimes make me hallucinate. so... about that coffee?

 

[Sindy]

*goes and gets coffee for him and dumps it on his pants*

There you go. Enjoy

 

[IzunaUchiha]

*goes and gets coffee for him and dumps it on his pants*

There you go. Enjoy

dang now i gotta get rid of these pants *takes them off*

do you got something i can wash this stain off with? oh sorry i didnt wear any underware today

 

[Sauron]

dang now i gotta get rid of these pants *takes them off*

do you got something i can wash this stain off with? oh sorry i didnt wear any underware today

:T_T: Stop stripping!!!

 

[Sindy]

O_O *covers my eyes*

gahhhh!!! the horror!!!

i've never seen one that small before!!!! HOWARD!!!!!

 

[Sauron]

O_O *covers my eyes*

gahhhh!!! the horror!!!

i've never seen one that big before!!!! HOWARD!!!!!

Don't worry, i corrected you

 

[IzunaUchiha]

Don't worry, i corrected you

lol hahahahahaha look its cold out and even though i have to carry it around on my shoulder its so big

 

[Sauron]

lol hahahahahaha look its cold out and even though i have to carry it around on my shoulder its so big

Yes, we know your bag is big.... She means you have a small penis.... jeeze

 

[Sindy]

*runs to the girls room and pukes*

your so immature IzunaUchiha

 

[Sauron]

*runs to the girls room and pukes*

your so immature IzunaUchiha

OMG!!!!

She's pregant!!!! :T_T:

 

[IzunaUchiha]

*runs to the girls room and pukes*

your so immature IzunaUchiha

*makes my voice deeper and starts to read a newspaper upside down* how is this?

 

[Sindy]

OMG!!!!

She's pregant!!!! :T_T:

I am not



I had too much to drink today is all....