Marnix's House

[Howard]

*throws random slippers at Frederick*

Chris go get some hot water scissors and a hot choco mix oh and ripped towles....

She is having this baby now...

Damn it Chris go I delivered twins I knows what I's doin..

 

[uzumaki chris]

Chris go get some hot water scissors and a hot choco mix oh and ripped towles....

She is having this baby now...

*throws random slippers at Howard* choco mix and scissors? what the hell are you gonna do

 

[Marnix Uchiha]

It's not time for it though. *feels a sudden cringe*

 

[Howard]

*throws random slippers at Howard* choco mix and scissors? what the hell are you gonna do

I was going to make hot choco and then tell you how to deliver the baby I ain't touching anything below the waist I have a wife....

 

[Howard]

It's not time for it though. *feels a sudden cringe*

Lay down on the bed...

Chris go get what I ****ing told you to you are a horrible husband/boyfried/spouce whatever you are you can't tell she is having contractions...

 

[-Yard-]

*sees yarduat and looks away from him* What are you doing here?

oh i tend to be random after staying up for 47hrs..>.>

 

[Marnix Uchiha]

Lay down on the bed...

Chris go get what I ****ing told you to you are a horrible husband/boyfried/spouce whatever you are you can't tell she is having contractions...

*lays down on the bed*

 

[uzumaki chris]

I was going to make hot choco and then tell you how to deliver the baby I ain't touching anything below the waist I have a wife....

me? i just watch doctor 990210, i don't practise surgery and delivering babies.
and you we're gonna make hot choco and leave me alone? though i understand why you won't go below the belt

 

[uzumaki chris]

Lay down on the bed...

Chris go get what I ****ing told you to you are a horrible husband/boyfried/spouce whatever you are you can't tell she is having contractions...

Yes sir *goes and gets a scapel, chcoc mix, hot water and a towel*
doctor, is she gonna be al right

 

[Howard]

me? i just watch doctor 990210, i don't practise surgery and delivering babies.
and you we're gonna make hot choco and leave me alone? though i understand why you won't go below the belt

Go damn it.... and she doesn't need a nose job and she isn't getting breast implants so go get what I told you to....

Marnix when do you feel the pain give me an approximative time...

 

[Marnix Uchiha]

Go damn it.... and she doesn't need a nose job and she isn't getting breast implants so go get what I told you to....

Marnix when do you feel the pain give me an approximative time...

Like now!

 

[uzumaki chris]

Go damn it.... and she doesn't need a nose job and she isn't getting breast implants so go get what I told you to....

Marnix when do you feel the pain give me an approximative time...

yes sir *goes and gets hot water, a scapel, a towel, and choco mix*
doctor, i also got some sugar.

 

[Howard]

Yes sir *goes and gets a scapel, chcoc mix, hot water and a towel*
doctor, is she gonna be al right

*Makes hot choco*

Ok Chris here is what you have to do lay that blanket over top her legs unless you want everyone to see something... Then you have to wait I will tell Marnix what to do you just have to grab the baby...

*Drinks hot choco and then moves up by Marnix*

 

[Howard]

O_O

 

[Marnix Uchiha]

*flinches from the pain*

 

[Howard]

Any day now Chris...

 

[uzumaki chris]

o.k *puts a long thick blanket over marnix legs*

 

[Howard]

*flinches from the pain*

When Chris does what I tell him I'm going to need you to breathe deeply then exhale fast do this over and over it will dull the pain then I will tell you to push if you don't know what I mean I'll explain but I really don't know the mechanics....

 

[Howard]

*Yawwwn*

 

[Marnix Uchiha]

I know what your talking about