Konohas Yo Momma competition

[Narutosstarpupil]

just make up Yo Momma jokes, i really don't care if you post over and over again, as long as its funny. anyone can come in and have fun!

 

[Narutosstarpupil]

Yo Momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince!

 

[Coyote]

Yo momma so fat, Madara will project his Mangekyo Sharingan on yo momma.

 

[Narutosstarpupil]

Yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind!

 

[-Liquid Cefka-]

lmfao!
this ones gonna be hilarious..

 

[Narutosstarpupil]

Yo mamma so poor, when i walked through her front door, i came out the back.

 

[Goldrinn]

How exactly is this a competition if you're just randomly spewing out various "Yo Mama" jokes that you've heard in the past?

 

[-Liquid Cefka-]

Boy yo momma so dumb, she thought Killer Bee'z raps were good

 

[Narutosstarpupil]

this is a competition cuz you are fighting for your momma!

 

[Narutosstarpupil]

Yo momma so ugly, when she went to a ugly contest, the judges said, srry no professionals

 

[Mr.Beastie]

this is a competition cuz you are fighting for your momma!

Yo momma like a squirrel she cant keep the nuts out of her mouth

 

[Goldrinn]

Nobody really seems to be fighting, though. As I said earlier, it's mostly just you reciting random crap you've picked up over the years.

 

[Narutosstarpupil]

Stop hatin, if it wasn't for the originals, we wouldn't know wat to do.

 

[Mr.Beastie]

Yo momma so fat that Jesus could'nt even lift her spirit.

 

[Narutosstarpupil]

yo momma so fat, she makes chouji look skinny

 

[-Liquid Cefka-]

Yo momma so dumb, she make Naruto look smart

 

[Mr.Beastie]

yo momma so fat, she makes chouji look skinny

Yo momma so fat I tried swerve around her and i ran out of gas.

 

[Goldrinn]

Stop hatin, if it wasn't for the originals, we wouldn't know wat to do.

You would learn from them and use them as inspiration in coming up with your own.

Do you think the guys who came up with the originals had anyone to copy? Probably not. I'm sure they at least put some thought into these "jokes".

 

[-Liquid Cefka-]

Nobody really seems to be fighting, though. As I said earlier, it's mostly just you reciting random crap you've picked up over the years.

we're jus jokin' around yo'..
of course we're sayin' random stuff, its jus a little fun, stop bein so uptight and join in

 

[Mr.Beastie]

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.