*Walks in*
*Starts Recording*
If ya'll are watching this, it means either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead. So let me give ya'll some rules to survive this situation:
Rule Number One: Ya gotta be quick.
Rule Number Two: Don't fall down.
And Rule Number Three: No matter what, never look back.
Ya'll wish me luck. Snatch and run, suckas!
*Man in background yells, "Come back here, you son of a b**ch!" and starts firing his pistol*