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Kakashi really needs to kill Tsunade because he knows, the leaf knows she is useless. How safe does the leaf really feel.
Five reason Kakashi should take out Tsunade
1. She is like a woman on steroids. She talks like a man when she is mad.
If it sounds like a man beat it like a man he wouldn't have to hold back.
2. She punches walls and break stuff. Thats leaf village tax money. Kakashi would have to go white fang on her for his commarades come first and so do their leaf money.
3. She always sending him on danerous missions. Him and Gai. Where is Eisbu and the anbu when you need them. She got a veda against Kakashi and he needs to end her before she ends him.
4. What she is scared of blood. Kakashi see blood everday he even kills boy-girls who have no gender who Naruto think he likes just because he is Kakashi he wants to be sure of the gender so when it screams its either Tenor or Soprano.
5. He has Shimaru as her right hand man. Kakashi has brains.He knows he has white hair but he isn't a senior citizen. Shimaru was a gennin now he got power and probably a bigger pay check doing paper work. Kakashi has to do hard works that take him away from his books most of the time. Online school is not the same as being in the class rooom.
Time to go postal!
How can Kakashi kill her?
1.First he would use the Shargain and follow her on a dark night.
With the chidori as a night candle.keep a safe distance and use copy cat justu to do the hidden mist sneak up behind her.
He would then use the Sharain to suck her close and sucker punch her right in her forhead where the medical symbol is.
(This is going to get graphic kids please turn the thread if you have a weak stomach)
He would smack her on her old knee caps and make her scream with her manly voice. He would then do subatution justu and Austin 3:16 her with the other watching. He would need a crowd to pump him up after holding back after all these years. Its on. He would just then keep beating her until she just falls down.
Now he would summon the dog pack to drag her body and burry her with the pug one telling them how to not to leave a trace behind.
And if anyone and I mean anyone seen something of it he can blame it on Madara. They both walk around with one eye showing like its a fashion contest. Worst comes the worst ask a puppet maker to make him a Tobi or mandar mask.
Cause if he doesn't become Hokage now look at these little brats who would take his place. 40 is not the new 30.
Kakashi is ok with this. Well this is his student he can't be mad at him.
Good boy Naruto
But then comes... Konohamaru
This is where Kakashi gets a little bitter he just became another Hiruzen Sarutobi without the title and without the fancy red had and suit. Now Kakashi is looking out the window like what most old people are doing and less commication is happening. People trying to use him for training but when they get bigger never coming to vist. Who keeps him company his dogs. Soon he must put some to sleep because they are leaking on his brand new toad skin carpet.
But now this one is crawlin talking about hokage and it isn't a ho from the yard or a Ho from the downtown leaf village red light district.
Now he is pissed.
So before this all can happen he need to take her out now and put a picture of himself on the moutain.
Five reason Kakashi should take out Tsunade
1. She is like a woman on steroids. She talks like a man when she is mad.
If it sounds like a man beat it like a man he wouldn't have to hold back.
2. She punches walls and break stuff. Thats leaf village tax money. Kakashi would have to go white fang on her for his commarades come first and so do their leaf money.
3. She always sending him on danerous missions. Him and Gai. Where is Eisbu and the anbu when you need them. She got a veda against Kakashi and he needs to end her before she ends him.
4. What she is scared of blood. Kakashi see blood everday he even kills boy-girls who have no gender who Naruto think he likes just because he is Kakashi he wants to be sure of the gender so when it screams its either Tenor or Soprano.
5. He has Shimaru as her right hand man. Kakashi has brains.He knows he has white hair but he isn't a senior citizen. Shimaru was a gennin now he got power and probably a bigger pay check doing paper work. Kakashi has to do hard works that take him away from his books most of the time. Online school is not the same as being in the class rooom.
Time to go postal!
How can Kakashi kill her?
1.First he would use the Shargain and follow her on a dark night.
With the chidori as a night candle.keep a safe distance and use copy cat justu to do the hidden mist sneak up behind her.
He would then use the Sharain to suck her close and sucker punch her right in her forhead where the medical symbol is.
(This is going to get graphic kids please turn the thread if you have a weak stomach)
He would smack her on her old knee caps and make her scream with her manly voice. He would then do subatution justu and Austin 3:16 her with the other watching. He would need a crowd to pump him up after holding back after all these years. Its on. He would just then keep beating her until she just falls down.
Now he would summon the dog pack to drag her body and burry her with the pug one telling them how to not to leave a trace behind.
And if anyone and I mean anyone seen something of it he can blame it on Madara. They both walk around with one eye showing like its a fashion contest. Worst comes the worst ask a puppet maker to make him a Tobi or mandar mask.
Cause if he doesn't become Hokage now look at these little brats who would take his place. 40 is not the new 30.
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Kakashi is ok with this. Well this is his student he can't be mad at him.
Good boy Naruto
But then comes... Konohamaru
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This is where Kakashi gets a little bitter he just became another Hiruzen Sarutobi without the title and without the fancy red had and suit. Now Kakashi is looking out the window like what most old people are doing and less commication is happening. People trying to use him for training but when they get bigger never coming to vist. Who keeps him company his dogs. Soon he must put some to sleep because they are leaking on his brand new toad skin carpet.
But now this one is crawlin talking about hokage and it isn't a ho from the yard or a Ho from the downtown leaf village red light district.
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Now he is pissed.
So before this all can happen he need to take her out now and put a picture of himself on the moutain.
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