[Discussion] How on earth is Haku a guy?

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I'm sorry ever since the first time I saw Haku I've always thought that he was a girl. He's built like a girl, looks like a girl, and talks like a girl. I almost feel like it's an on going joke and Japan is laughing at us because he's really a girl and they've tricked the rest of us into thinking otherwise. Seriously look at Haku and tell me that he doesn't seem like a girl to you.
 
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THANKYOU!
i was certain it was a chick, but at the same time ive always thought they claim there guys until proven otherwise lool seems sexist but thats how its always seemed to me.
 

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yes, he looks like girl
 

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Don't worry dude everyone is still trying to figure this out. I remember when i first saw the episode with Haku. I SWORE ON MY LIFE IT WAS A GIRL. They say "Him" and "He". I was speechless....I still think Haku is a chick and Kishi is just pullin our legs lol
 

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Ahhh. Such a satisfying chapter!

Kashashi's words of being a shinobi with things to protect has to pertain to the the original Team 7 members, among other indivdiuals and things. Could it be possible that Kashashi will meet his death while protecting Sauske and Naurto from one another or Madara? Lets hope not, but a possibility.

Who else got goosebumps when Kashashi's anger could be felt with his stare and words!? Also, he will cement himself as one of the greatest shinboi to ever live with the coming chapters

If Kashashi holds onto the Kubikiribōchō or passes it on to someone like, Naruto (very unlikely, but fun to imagine) I think interesting events will unfold.

Get em' Gaara!
 

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omg i thoght i was d only 1 that thought he was a gurl and i swear that she is in love with zabuza and if hes really a dude thats kinda kreepy
 

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I hate to admit it but i think that Zabuza is a little queer. Yes Haku looks like a girl and talks like a girl but when it comes down to it he has a penis. They're in gay love together.
 

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Well I don't neccesarily agree with my fine fellow above here about the homosexuality, but Yes Haku does in fact resemble a female in almost everyway....even the apparel.....Which why in the manga & in the series when He said He was a Guy......I was like what the HECKkkkk!?!??!?!!
 

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I hate to admit it but i think that Zabuza is a little queer. Yes Haku looks like a girl and talks like a girl but when it comes down to it he has a penis. They're in gay love together.

yo i agree with you man.. i think the whole Zabuza and Haku thing might either be a joke played on us americans or english translation or theres a lil subliminal pedophilia and homosexuality going on.. i had the same way about Oro and Sasuke. Oro always licking his chops when he would talk about how he couldnt wait to get inside Sasuke's body....wtf

Naruto: "Sasuke dont you get it?! Oro wants your body!! He wants to be inside of you!!!"

Sasuke: "If thats the price to pay to get my revenge than so be it"

Me: wait hold up.... wat?!?!??!!?!!?!?

Wait, Haku's a Guy??!! X_X What have I been masturbating 2???????????!!!!!!!!

lmfaooooooooooooo:flaw:
 

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When Haku and Naruto meet in the woods on their first time Haku told Naruto that He was a Boy, even in the dress He was wearing go back and look at the old anime you'll see.
 

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Haku is a guy. in lots of manga's and anime you have boys that looks like girls.
they are called traps.

They said it in the manga and in the anime. so you better "believe it". :p
 

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When Haku and Naruto meet in the woods on their first time Haku told Naruto that He was a Boy, even in the dress He was wearing go back and look at the old anime you'll see.

I remember, it just seems like Japan is playing a trick on us. Cause other than the fact they said he was a boy, he's straight girl...the dresses certainly don't help argue for being a boy.
 

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I remember, it just seems like Japan is playing a trick on us. Cause other than the fact they said he was a boy, he's straight girl...the dresses certainly don't help argue for being a boy.

word!! and that be pissing me off too.. How he gunna wear a dress and have lipstick and long perfect hair and figure like a chick and be like "im a boy"?!?!? and wats worse is the part where Zabuza was dying and laying down next to "his" dead body looking in "his" face and touching it ever so gently with his finger... i imagined Riley from the Boondocks yelling "Nikka you gay" lol
 

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Hmmm... well this question is easy to answer, now listen realy close cause im only saying it once. *waits for people to act like they are listening*


CAUSE HAKU HAS A PENIS
 

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Hmmm... well this question is easy to answer, now listen realy close cause im only saying it once. *waits for people to act like they are listening*


CAUSE HAKU HAS A PENIS

-______- well unfortunately nowadays that still doesnt mean one is a boy........ lol
 

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I'm sorry ever since the first time I saw Haku I've always thought that he was a girl. He's built like a girl, looks like a girl, and talks like a girl. I almost feel like it's an on going joke and Japan is laughing at us because he's really a girl and they've tricked the rest of us into thinking otherwise. Seriously look at Haku and tell me that he doesn't seem like a girl to you.

If u remember well Naruto too was fooled and unless u have seen that moment when naruto realized he was a guy then you may have never known the series didn't play much on haku being a guy thing.

HAKU the first *** in Naruto O.O
 

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To be honest with you, I also thought "he" was a girl and eventually talking about "him" one day a friend said you know Haku is a she. I'm like WTFFF!!
 

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Ye, I thought he was a girl. He certainly looks like one. He actually has a more beautiful physical appearance than sakura, Ino and the other girls in naruto manga.
 

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Well, there are actually guys that look like gals, especially at that age level. My little brother, used to look like one from birth till about his teener's time. He just started looking like a man when he turned 18.
 
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