The Tale of The Pervy Sage
Once upon a time about 3 months, i did alot of wrong things and finally got the ban i was looking for, so now its time to explain to you who do not know, what i did, why i did it, and why it was kinda funny xd
Ok well, before i explain all the crazy stuff first the simple stuff. Before i went "crazy" i was a sensei with 10-15 students at a time trying to help as many noobs to improve as i could, i was a member of konoha, but we got dragged into a war (it was Theos and Jamals fault lol) and was helping in the village, and i was in charge or sorting out sage mode tests and tournaments (I made up the trials and written test and showed them to Rei and all sages who agreed they were good and i was left to it).
Anywho... after the war our kage and daimyo, Xylon and Zenryoku, were busy with stuff in RL so the village was left with no leadership and what not, and i was put as hokage and tried to sort out the village, after we had just been pwned in a war.
Theos and jamal didnt like this because i told them to Stfu and stuff because i they just wanted to keep fighting in the war and cause more trouble in the village (if you dont RP, alls you need to know is, konoha was the weakest village, war was bad, and theos and jamal are idiots) and so they left and went to Rag's village (me and rag didnt see eye to eye for a few reasons) Anywho that pissed me off more and so on....
Then shortly after i had a few RL issues about my brother, who was stabbed and in hospital for 2 months in intensive care for a while (didnt really tell anyone this because, well my brother is nothing to do with nb) ... so i was stressed about that and not really thinking about nb...
Then i kept getting training requests when i had lots of students and other senseis had only a couple and it anoyed me thinking they were being lazy. Then i got pissed off with how mods were doing there job.... made this very public and so on.... Didnt see eye to eye with nero and rag over rp issues and felt Nb was going down the toilet and turning shit... though lets not bring that up again xd
Ok then erm, one of my best friends was killed... and was like my fault =/
Dont wanna talk about it....
Then a few more family issues.... ( my father being an bastard (havn't seen him since i was 6) and was just a pain)
Then i restarted college and it all built up, along with the issues on NB, so i flipped and took it out on Nb, decided i wanted to leave, then realised i wouldnt just leave.... i needed to get banned... for good, though nexus wouldnt do it, and i asked every admin and they all said they wouldnt...
Anywho I started by doing a few things to get banned:
1. Flamed every noobish post to get reported and get as many infractions as i could.
2. Started to spam everywhere i could...
3. Started insulting every member including staff saying they were retarded
4. Insulted anyone with the power to infract on there profile... mainly rag... who infracted me and i got banned for a few days at a time...
5. Mugi finally started infracting me for the small things like a brave soldier... for this i loved him... and so i got banned for longer periods at a time...
6. I reallised i wasnt getting very far and wondered what the worst possible thing i could do was to get banned, and so as i was the hokage at the time i had the power to remove or accept people into the village, and the village system was important to Nexus as he put alot of time and effort into it.... so i removed everyone in konoha from the village at once and messed up the whole village.... which got me an instand ban... and removed from base...
Present day....
Erm i reallised i was wrong, i ****ed up big time, did alot of things wrong, asked nexus to unban me and i applogized admitting i was wrong and now im back here just wanting to be a sensei with a few students and steady rp....
Any questions?
Or you guys just want to flame?
*waits for Flaw, faust, pesh... and anyone else to say something*
But yeh... there you go
