If you won the lottery...?

[~Tahir~]

If you won the lottery, what would you spend the money on?

1) Give some to my parents
2) Give 10% in charity
3) Buy a new car and home
4) Get admission in a good university
5) Save for the future....if any left xd

 

[Faust]

Jizz in my pants.

 

[gamahiro]

Jizz in Faust's pants

 

[missing]

Jizz in Faust's pants

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL come on man XD

 

[Karmolo]

Nr 5

 

[j mafia13]

get as far away from my family as i want

 

[Faust]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL come on man XD

*Comes on.*

 

[Epicness]

.............ummmmm...........create one of stewie's sexy parties? ^_^

 

[Kappy]

Angelina Jolie's adopted kids.

 

[missing]

*Comes on.*

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL man you guy's are perverts

 

[DOD_bld]

Jizz in Faust's pants

I think I wet myself a little laughing at this one...
your comment pwnt me :nexus:

I know I would donate 40% right away, because you can do that pre tax, meaning the taxes taken out would be based on that 40% less number, And you get back all tax free donations when you file correctly here in CA. After that I would buy A large piece of land in Northern CA, cause LA sux BLAHLLS! I have been helping in the design of eco-friendly mansions for an Architect in LA for a few years now (blueprint clarification only), and I'd like to build my own! Then I would have to buy 6 cars at least!
Finally fund my forever education from the interest earned on the remaining balance from a High Yield Interest account from Goldman & Sachs = 13% for accounts with $250K<$750K and 18% for accounts with >$750K... That's why the US government likes them so much!

that's what I'd do! xd

 

[Revan]

I'd live from the interest.

 

[Zerabitu]

Join The 'Jizz In Faust's Pants' club
Buy cocain, ALOT.
Wipe my butt with money
Do riverdance with Chuck Norris
Buy a 100 ball ice cream
Hire Milla Jovovich to paint me naked
Kill my self by injecting the rest, liquidized money in my self.

 

[DOD_bld]

Join The 'Jizz In Faust's Pants' club
Buy cocain, ALOT.
Wipe my butt with money
Do riverdance with Chuck Norris
Buy a 100 ball ice cream
Hire Milla Jovovich to paint me naked
Kill my self by injecting the rest, liquidized money in my self.

I think you've underestimated the effect of the lotto a bit... lol
1. you should buy 2 lots of coke if you so see fit!
2. you should hire Milla Jovovich to get naked and paint your face with her (|)
3. i think injecting liquid money into yourself cures aids... ref-south park...

 

[Zerabitu]

I think you've underestimated the effect of the lotto a bit... lol
1. you should buy 2 lots of coke if you so see fit!
2. you should hire Milla Jovovich to get naked and paint your face with her (|)
3. i think injecting liquid money into yourself cures aids... ref-south park...

You should buy the book, "How To Be Creative: For Dummies" with that money.

 

[Uchiha Riyo]

how much we talking about

 

[-Naruto Uzumaki-]

how much we talking about

Lol.

If I won, I would...um...well, I...uh...er...uh...o_o...

*brain implodes*

 

[~Hasashi~]

I'd go on a LOOOOOONG vacation

then i would do the smart thing and put the rest away

and btw with all the taxes say you win 300,000,000 you only get like 20%

 

[DOD_bld]

You should buy the book, "How To Be Creative: For Dummies" with that money.

First off, I was only making a joke! So no reason to go cut yourself... :roku:

Secondly, I thought I was making a very creative joke at that! So I won't go cut myself...

Thirdly, :flaw::flaw::flaw:wn: Got'cha B!T©H!

 

[Izuna Uchiha]

I'd go on a LOOOOOONG vacation

then i would do the smart thing and put the rest away

and btw with all the taxes say you win 300,000,000 you only get like 20%

I don't where the **** you're living but in Québec (and in Canada in general) we are amongst the most taxed on the globe. Depending on your income it goes from 40-60%.

I would be very surprise to see a country that impose an 80% taxes :|