X The Blood Tavern X

[Rei]

Somewhere in Konoha Town ....

* Throws the door open with a bang and looks around *

Ts ts ts .... disgusting. Full of dust and dirty memories. Damn me, this place needs some cleaning.

Let's get to work.... *opens a whiskey bottle and waits*

He should be here any moment now.


Double posting and light flaming allowed since this is a bar after all

 

[Horus]

*drunken Horus enters*
Where's the rum woman?
*Proposes to vending machine*

 

[Rei]

*drunken Horus enters*
Where's the rum woman?
*Proposes to vending machine*

I knew i would end up the barwoman here.

*Goes behind the bench and pours a glass*

Now I hope you have the money for that rum. But i also trade in secrets...

 

[Lord of Kaos]

*Madara walks in*

Where are the tacos?

*throws a black one at Horus*

 

[Klaus]

*Santa walks inside the tavern*
"Where dem cookies and coffee whisky" "Oi, woman, get me something to drink!"
"Bah that old bastard Madara is here, why aren't you dead yet".

*Sits in the bar waiting for a drink*

 

[Rei]

*Madara walks in*

Where are the tacos?

*throws a black one at Horus*

There you are.

*Raises eyebrow and takes out her sword*

Have you nothing to say to me?

 

[Horus]

*Madara walks in*

Where are the tacos?

*throws a black one at Horus*

that wasn't very nice. *proceeds to harvest internal organs*

I knew i would end up the barwoman here.

*Goes behind the bench and pours a glass*

Now I hope you have the money for that rum. But i also trade in secrets...

I have no money. Spent it all on tic tacks. I do have secrets. I'm secretly in love with my toaster, Linda. She won't leave me
*drinks more*

 

[Klaus]

*Stares curiously at the woman holding her sword towards Madara*

Says to himself: "Ha, finally! The old bastard will get what's coming to him!"

*evil grin*

 

[Rei]

that wasn't very nice. *proceeds to harvest internal organs*




I have no money. Spent it all on tic tacks. I do have secrets. I'm secretly in love with my toaster, Linda. She won't leave me
*drinks more*

*Gives you more rum*

We have all been there darlin'.

*Still waiting for LoK to make his move*

 

[Horus]

Things are about to get real.. lemme take a selfie
*proceeds to take a Selfie with LoK*

Proceed to your doom

 

[Lord of Kaos]

that wasn't very nice. *proceeds to harvest internal organs*


I have no money. Spent it all on tic tacks. I do have secrets. I'm secretly in love with my toaster, Linda. She won't leave me
*drinks more*

I was sharing food with you, I saw your ninja pouch was empty.

There you are.

*Raises eyebrow and takes out her sword*

Have you nothing to say to me?

*stares at sword and sweats a little*

H-hey, long time no see. You still have that beach cottage?

 

[Rei]

I was sharing food with you, I saw your ninja pouch was empty.


*stares at sword and sweats a little*

H-hey, long time no see. You still have that beach cottage?

You mean the place we spent a week just you and me and from where you left in the middle of the night with all my money, weapons and dreams?!

I burnt it. Down.
And have been looking for you ever since....

*Comes closer* But now i found you ....

 

[Rei]

@ everyone:

This is not a battle thread and it is not reserved to staff only. It is normal, harmelss RP in a bar. Everyone is welcome to join in

 

[Vex]

*Chef Vex tries flipping an egg in the kitchen, and watches how it somehow lands on the floor.*

“These orders are just piling up ?”

 

[Lord of Kaos]

You mean the place we spent a week just you and me and from where you left in the middle of the night with all my money, weapons and dreams?!

I burnt it. Down.
And have been looking for you ever since....

*Comes closer* But now i found you ....

No, wait! That wasnt me, that was my evil twin, Lord of Chaos!

*dramatic soap opera theme plays in background*

 

[Rei]

*Chef Vex tries flipping an egg in the kitchen, and watches how it somehow lands on the floor.*

“These orders are just piling up ?”

*Note to self: Hire a new chef'

Did you at least check if we have enough rum and whiskey?

No, wait! That wasnt me, that was my evil twin, Lord of Chaos!

*dramatic soap opera theme plays in background*

Hm. i might have believed this (cause I'm stupid and all) if my friends Horus and Klaus weren't so inclined to see you pay for your crimes...
The dreams I can forget but not the money.

I guess you will have to be doing the dishes here for quite some time

*hands you a pink apron with a cute bunny*

 

[Zatanna]

*Chef Vex tries flipping an egg in the kitchen, and watches how it somehow lands on the floor.*

“These orders are just piling up ?”

*Waitress Zatanna shouting at Vex*

WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE EGGS?? STOP SLACKING OFF!!

 

[Lord of Kaos]

*Note to self: Hire a new chef'

Did you at least check if we have enough rum and whiskey?




Hm. i might have believed this (cause I'm stupid and all) if my friends Horus and Klaus weren't so inclined to see you pay for your crimes...
The dreams I can forget but not the money.

I guess you will have to be doing the dishes here for quite some time

*hands you a pink apron with a cute bunny*

Klaus hired my twin! He was in on it!

*looks at apron*

Can I get this in red with a fox on it? T_T

 

[Rei]

*Waitress Zatanna shouting at Vex*

WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE EGGS?? STOP SLACKING OFF!!

*Tosses a beer and gives you some chips*

This will take some time and i hope you have gotten all your vaccinations as a kid
We are happy to have you here, dear paying customer!

 

[Rei]

Klaus hired my twin! He was in on it!

*looks at apron*

Can I get this in red with a fox on it? T_T

*Uses:

Shokora Doku Hari - Chocolate Poison Needles

Spoiler: description

• Type: Attack
• Rank: S
• Range:Medium/Long
• Chakra cost: 40 (-5 per turn)
• Damage: 80
• Description: User shots out against the opponent poison-chocolate needles that cause immediate paralysis to the opponent if they touch him while they preserve the chemical order of the chocolate as described here:

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. The user can manipulate the needles as they are of chocolate and she can use them to bind or trap the opponent.

*Stop the needles just before they touch you. but keeping them hovering all around you*

To the dishes! And then, you know where.