Theory on why Gaara adopted

[Kakooli]

Gaara shield of sand is automatique...

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we later found out that gaara mom is teh will of his sand

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teh answer is simple

gaara mom cockblocked him...she wont let any woman come near her gaara she block it with her sand and that's why gaara adopt shinki

thx 4 reading

 

[Lady Maria]

Kakooli is that you? What the hell happened to you?

 

[Uverdore9]

Interesting.

I wonder how powerful Gaara mother is if she could block attack of a strong than alive Madara enhance with Hashirama boobed and Rinnegan.

 

[neosmith500]

lmao , that was indeed funny. Gaara's sand cockblocking him is legendary.

 

[minamoto 🥉]

mmmmmmmmmmmH...nice thewory...

 

[Reboryushon]

Or Gaara shoots blanks since Shukaku was extracted.

 

[InfiniteMugen]

He had to adopt cause the elders want the kazekage line to stay in control of the village, had he not adopted leadership would fall to temari and subsequently shikadai, which would leave the sand under the control of the leaf

 

[AnimusOra]

Im pretty sure this kid is a decendent of the 3rd kazekage. His cloak looks alot like the iron sand the 3rd had

 

[Kakooli]

Kakooli is that you? What the hell happened to you?

Helo

whose alt is this?!?! PM ME!!!!!!

 

[salamander uchiha]

Gaara shield of sand is automatique...

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we later found out that gaara mom is teh will of his sand

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teh answer is simple

gaara mom cockblocked him...she wont let any woman come near her gaara she block it with her sand and that's why gaara adopt shinki

thx 4 reading

Lakooki Sama why cant I rep you

Nice theory 10/10 5 star thread.

 

[Kakooli]

Lakooki Sama why cant I rep you

Nice theory 10/10 5 star thread.

because this whole nb is corrupt......

 

[salamander uchiha]

because this whole nb is corrupt......

But dis is teh truthfic that deserves rep.

 

[Tauren Chieftain]

Hahah great thread Lakooli.Gaara will teh die az virgin.

 

[Kakooli]

Hahah great thread Lakooli.Gaara will teh die az virgin.

well madara did rap his sand with his susanoo sword =D idk if that count

 

[WarriorlWithin]

cockblocking him is legendary.

looool

 

[Kakooli]

also teh blood smell from gaara sand probably came from his mom p...at that month time!!!!! even in death this things still happen!!!

 

[neosmith500]

looool

Came back to this thread. Instantly died again.. Just think about how funny it would be if everytime Gaara tries to penetrate his sand begins to levitate which is why Gaara doesn't have a date , maybe being sand blocked was his fate. That sucks brate..

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[WarriorlWithin]

Came back to this thread. Instantly died again.. Just think about how funny it would be if everytime Gaara tries to penetrate his sand begins to levitate which is why Gaara doesn't have a date , maybe being sand blocked was his fate. That sucks brate..

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One thing for sure, im not giving up and neither should Gaara and we will break the sand
[video=youtube;DZ8-rLJ-59Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ8-rLJ-59Y[/video]

 

[salamander uchiha]

also teh blood smell from gaara sand probably came from his mom p...at that month time!!!!! even in death this things still happen!!!

He was always so blood thirsty it explains a lot.

Do you think that's why he turned Gay for Naruto?