Lemme tell y'all what would be a real treat:
A gathering of smarty-pants all together at a meet.
And with smarty-pants as far as eyes can see,
Just think of the potential that might come to be.
Id' like to buzz there, as a fly on the wall,
To see the pandemonium, bedlam & perplexity of it all.
I can picture them searching for a humble few;
For anyone who listens to be repulsive to.
It would be amusing, but for them a major test,
To figure out just who is the heftiest damn pest.
And for how long should such a meeting last?
Before they realized they're a colossal pain in the a*s.
Possibly at meeting's end some of them would see;
How totally nauseating a smarty-pants can be.
A gathering of smarty-pants all together at a meet.
And with smarty-pants as far as eyes can see,
Just think of the potential that might come to be.
Id' like to buzz there, as a fly on the wall,
To see the pandemonium, bedlam & perplexity of it all.
I can picture them searching for a humble few;
For anyone who listens to be repulsive to.
It would be amusing, but for them a major test,
To figure out just who is the heftiest damn pest.
And for how long should such a meeting last?
Before they realized they're a colossal pain in the a*s.
Possibly at meeting's end some of them would see;
How totally nauseating a smarty-pants can be.
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