The Last Jedi REVIEW - SPOILERS

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So after I calmed down from the hype after seeing the movie I'll say what I liked and what I didn't like and also explain and give my opinions why certain people didn't like the movie so much.

So where do I start? I'll start with the common reason why people are unhappy with the movie which is...

ASSPULLS and not pulling a sweat to defeat one of the starships or people:
So far from what I heard people,didn't like the reason that one X-Wing did so much dmg to one Star Cruiser,can't blame them I didn't like that as well...for a big "force" in the galaxy to get literally stomped by one X-Wing is kinda meeeh?! or very disappointing.

"God" Leia and her expedition to the galaxy scene...as much as it was sweet,it made no sense what so ever.Space is very very very cold and she spent there at least 1 minute untill she came back to the ship so how did she manage to do that? Well...obviously she came back with the force but it bugs me how she bloody mastered(!?) force handling like it was nothing.

Out of every Sith,Snoke is the worst one yet.Didn't show any of his real powers and got defeated by one lightsaber which came outta nowhere...so much of his "big" powers...more like worst Sith yet...

So if these are the reasons you hate or didn't like this movie...you my man are full of SHIT,since all these things,yes all these things happen in the other Star Wars movies.So shut your mouth.Ok that was a bit edgy.SHUT YO MOUTH gnhauišogakgćamga

GREATNESS OF THE MOVIE:
Even with all the asspulls and things,this is easily my favorite or one of my favorite Star Wars movies ever.Why? Sit down son...I'll tell you.

Action:
My bloody hell how good the action was/is.The tag-team Rey and Ben rekting them RED GUARDS with teamwork was just :eek:khand MORE OF THAT PLEASE.The idea in ships bloody skiing on the snow was bloody amazing.

And most importantly...ENTER...GOD LUKE,GOD LUKE SKYWALKER.I'm sorry but you are lying that you didn't get hyped when he came to fight Ben,I couldn't have sit in my chair how hyped I was.IT'S BLOODY LUKE SKYWALKER MY DUDES saughoasngčoaighansgoćasghas guy "came" kissed Leia on the forehead and then went to fight Ben ALONE when the enemy was packed with soldiers.ONE vs the WORLD.Absolutely epic scene,defo one of my favorites in the movie.But sadly later we get to know that that was just his some kind of "Force Ghost" or whatever that was?!?! Luke produced sucha strong force that he was there even though he wasn't.GOD LUKE RIGHT THERE.In the end of the movie my heart melted.I'll tell you later why.


Oh so I don't forget...the STAR CRUISER crash scene was FUKING AMAZING.Low-key one of the best scenes in the whole movie especially since I've seen it in the cinema.When the impact happened the effect in the movie that they turn the sound off was just OMFG total silence 2 ships crashing into each other,cinema room silent as well no one said a thing...TOTAL SILENCE and then....BOOM THE SHIT HECK OUT bnau9+gšoasbhnipasghajsnmgoisapgnsa SO GOOD!!!

COMPLICATIONS AND MY THOUGHTS ON SOME THINGS:
I don't get the heck what and why is Ben trying to become bad.What's his reason to become bad?! 'Cause he was a Darth Vader fanboy? I'm sorry but Ben's reasons to go to the dark side are fuking awful.At least Darth Vader's dream was to save his wife,what's Ben's reason?! Worst part is...he killed his own father Han to prove Snoke that he is worty of a dark side but in the next movie(this one) he killed Snoke...like what in the actual fuk is Ben as a character? Worst part is...he nearly killed his mother for same exact reason and I still have no idea why...

Rey's parents...I got disappointed how movie hinted and showed us nearly who her parents were,I even thought Ben and Rey are brother and sister 'cause they got Force connected at some point which was later debunked...then I thought Luke was her father but no...later it was said that Rey's parents were a nobodies who sold her for money on the maket...like what the hell!?!? NO WAY that's who her parents are.

Why Luke's sword reacted to Rey? No idea...Luke asked her why is it you that came after me and she had no answers.Why did the sword react to Rey in the Force Awakens?! 'Cause the force was strong? Surely not?! Like what the hell is with that sword and Rey?!

I was scared that MY Rey nearly turned to the dark side especially when Luke saw how Ben and Rey were holding hands.Do I ship them!? Maybe.She also somehow lifted these big rocks like it was nothing in the end of the movie which was also kinda...how da heck did she do that?

Finn and Rose...I ship the heck out of them...I thought 2 times that I gonna lose someone in the movie,sadly it happened once but NOT WITH FINN...I absolutely love how Rose saved Finn from sacrificing himself.Love it.

Poe and his nonsense thinking.So in the beginning of the movie when the stakes were not high he disobeyed the orders of returning,but later in the end when stakes were high,when everyone nearly died he pulled off of sacrificing himself...that was kinda?! ehh? you went so far for one thing which was useless and you backed off when everyone nearly died?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! WHAT!!?!?

This movie reminded me very very much in other movies and I'l tell you why.Second movie of the triology...Luke comes to fight Vader to pull him back even though he shouldn't...sounds familiar? Of course since Rey does the same thing to Ben...gone from the training(kinda) to go save Ben where she failed...who would have thought that she failed? Remember when Palpatine was showing Luke how the first order is trying to destroy the rebelions in the window? Of course you did since same thing happened here when Snoke was showing Rey how they are firing on the rebelions. Remember how easy Palpatine died? Oh look...nearly the same how Snoke died easily.

GOD LUKE:
Dies.My heart melted at that point.The scene after he fought Ben we get to know that that's not him personally,it's his force image he produced from that island,then the image disappears and we see him feel down.I WAS LIKE HE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then...he disappeared like OBI-WAN when Darth Vader striked him.OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! LUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE BUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I know people are now sad 'cause how the heck do Star Wars continues now when the God himself is dead.Who will train Rey!? Like what the heck?!?!?! I'm sure at one point Ben will show the things to Rey and I also think Ben will become good in the end but his character alone makes no sense to me.

I'm just sad we didn't see more of the real Luke and his powers.

IS IT WORTH IT?
No question about it.Yes,yes and YES.Movie was absolutely great,you won't be sitting calmly in the chair one second.I was hyped so much when the action scenes came like OMFG so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Later my friend and I agreed that this is the best Star Wars movie yet.It was packed with everything I love.While some things make no sense remember that some things also made no sense in the former movies yet you like them anyways.

My rating is obviously a total 10/10.Am I exaggerating? Dunno I personally think I'm not.

You guys need to watch it.
 
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I think old gen is going to die because those actors are getting old and they want to hook new generation anyway. The audience of the past are not buying toys now.
 

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I think old gen is going to die because those actors are getting old and they want to hook new generation anyway. The audience of the past are not buying toys now.

Easily still one of the best Star Wars movies yet.I just think if Han Solo was here the movie would be just perfect.
 

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Great movie i have to say just watched this morning incredible fighting , good gfx . I had the Empire strkes back vibe in this movie , Mark Hamill did his job as Luke skywalker once and for all he can enjo his retirement with Harrison ford to look at new generation . Sad to see Carrie Fisher is no longer living she was awesome actress its good to see they didnt kill her character off in midway . Her moments will redefine in this movie .

Overall plot was cool , we also see Kylo conflict with dark side he is not vader and his connection with Rey using force is shown pretty good . Alas i have to say there were defining moments like the escape arcade from the jail . Mystery of Rey parents was good as well over all good defining moments .

Negative side
Few criticism :
1) Snoke was pretty boring as villain never really understood or got his back story why seduced Ben into dark side in first place . We have no idea where is he from ? Kinda disappointed he turned out be weak line in the plot .

2)Kylo ren is less motivating as villain no problem with Adam drivers acting here perhaps story writers arent making motivation to make Kylo evil enough .

3) Daisey Ridely isnt interesting the show was stolen by Mark Hamill from start he was boss of this current movie . I hope Daisey play more interesting in her role perhaps audience havent found connection with her like they did for Harrison ford and Mark hamill .

Rating it 7.5/10
 
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Great movie i have to say just watched this morning incredible fighting , good gfx . I had the Empire strkes back vibe in this movie , Mark Hamill did his job as Luke skywalker once and for all he can enjo his retirement with Harrison ford to look at new generation . Sad to see Carrie Fisher is no longer living she was awesome actress its good to see they didnt kill her character off in midway . Her moments will redefine in this movie .

Overall plot was cool , we also see Kylo conflict with dark side he is not vader and his connection with Rey using force is shown pretty good . Alas i have to say there were defining moments like the escape arcade from the jail . Mystery of Rey parents was good as well over all good defining moments .

Negative side
Few criticism :
1) Snoke was pretty boring as villain never really understood or got his back story why seduced Ben into dark side in first place . We have no idea where is he from ? Kinda disappointed he turned out be weak line in the plot .

2)Kylo ren is less motivating as villain no problem with Adam drivers acting here perhaps story writers arent making motivation to make Kylo evil enough .

3) Daisey Ridely isnt interesting the show was stolen by Mark Hamill from start he was boss of this current movie . I hope Daisey play more interesting in her role perhaps audience havent found connection with her like they did for Harrison ford and Mark hamill .

Rating it 7.5/10

You are so wrong about Daisy...she is similar to how Luke was in the past.She is a well written character and she is really doing a good job.
 

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Loved the movie I gave it a 9/10 and it is my favorite in the franchise to date but it is filled with many flaws. Still a great movie though. Great performance from all the main characters!
 

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How in god's name do you see a movie like this, acknowledge barely any of its flaws, and still give it that kind of reception? lmao
 

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How in god's name do you see a movie like this, acknowledge barely any of its flaws, and still give it that kind of reception? lmao

'Cause I enjoyed it? 'Cause all the movies had similar flaws and were still great? 'Cause the whole concept of the movie is amazing? I mean...every movie has flaws...

And I obviously compared it to other Star War movies which I mentioned.

If you never seen Star Wars you have no idea then he he he
 

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'Cause I enjoyed it? 'Cause all the movies had similar flaws and were still great? 'Cause the whole concept of the movie is amazing? I mean...every movie has flaws...

And I obviously compared it to other Star War movies which I mentioned.

If you never seen Star Wars you have no idea then he he he

No, none of the original trilogy had nearly as many flaws as The Last Jedi. In terms of writing and pacing, this movie is on the level of the abysmal prequels. And yet I'd still prefer Revenge of the Sith, since that one actually adds to the saga in a meaningful and positive way, generally speaking.
 

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Things about The Last Jedi I Liked
The Action Scenes
Rey
Rose and her sister
Finn

Things I didn't Like About the last jedi
Kylo Ren
The lame explanation for Rey's missing parents
the fact everything would finally would draw to a close but hasn't
 

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No, none of the original trilogy had nearly as many flaws as The Last Jedi. In terms of writing and pacing, this movie is on the level of the abysmal prequels. And yet I'd still prefer Revenge of the Sith, since that one actually adds to the saga in a meaningful and positive way, generally speaking.

what are you on about lmfao all Star Wars movies have flaws xd
 

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what are you on about lmfao all Star Wars movies have flaws xd

Saying that every Star Wars movie has flaws doesn't lessen the amount of numerous, crippling ones in this cesspool of a movie.
 

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Saying that every Star Wars movie has flaws doesn't lessen the amount of numerous, crippling ones in this cesspool of a movie.

yes this movies has flaws as well and people don't like it but like same older movies with same flaws

funny don't you think?
 

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yes this movies has flaws as well and people don't like it but like same older movies with same flaws

funny don't you think?

Its nonsense to compare the flaws of the original trilogy to those of TLJ.
 

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Thought the movie was okay.

But I have a long list of complaints about it _-_
 

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Okey movie, nothing spectacular, I loved My girl Rey and Ben.

I understand why a lot of people are hating on this movie but it will make money regardless.
 

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No, none of the original trilogy had nearly as many flaws as The Last Jedi. In terms of writing and pacing, this movie is on the level of the abysmal prequels. And yet I'd still prefer Revenge of the Sith, since that one actually adds to the saga in a meaningful and positive way, generally speaking.

Dear god I just saw it, haven't seen a complete trainwreck this bad since BvS if not worst lmao.
 
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Easily still one of the best Star Wars movies yet.I just think if Han Solo was here the movie would be just perfect.

I finally watched it yesterday. It was entertaining and action packed with twists. A set up for next gen. For them I think it was gaining experience and to learn through failures because most of what Rey and her gen of enthusiastic rebels did, resulted in more losses for them while Ren getting the advantage. At least for now.

Rey and Finn got lucky that Vice Admiral Holdo unwittingly saved them too from impending doom. And in doing so she got the most heroic moment of the movie. She came, she saw part of it and stole the show from them all destroying Snoke’s flagship and fleet with her last stand. (Has General Hux always been slow in analyzing the situation?) The whole scene was very well done. Camera angels, all sounds disappearing as you take in what just happened and sounds return as the focus returns to the survivors! Loved that. Luke of course did so too and passed away more silently. Sad but better than the ending he was waiting for to be wasted away.

I saw some of the criticism- some people saying that instead of Holdo Leia should have been given that chance or how the act itself breaks SW lore as it's not suppose to be possible. And that this plothole would need a patch up. Nerd rants are understandable but for casual watchers these shouldn't be issues.

As for the pairing- did we get just get a Hinata jump in? Finn and Rey seemed to being set up as Han and Luke for next gen rather than Han and Leia. Of course they may act it never happened later on. Won't be the first time for SW.
 

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Dear god I just saw it, haven't seen a complete trainwreck this bad since BvS if not worst lmao.

Pretty much everything that happened in this shithouse movie was retarded lmaooo
 

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That was...meh.

The acting performances, the visuals, the action, the balance between comedy and action...all of that was great, but the story in and on itself was just...meh.

The final conclusion is that the story completely regressed to a state even before the original movie. When the first movie is called A New Hope and the 5th movie ends with the characters talking about sparks and finding a slimmer of hope, you know something is not right.
 
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