[Tier] whitebeard, the most pathetic man in the world

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has whitebeard ever actually succeeded at anything at all in the story?

whitebeard failed to beat roger

whitebeard failed to be pirate king

whitebeard despite it being his dream to have a family failed to have a real one, probably cause hes gay

whitebeard failed to save his "sons" ace and the guy blackbeard killed

whitebeard failed to kill or even defeat akainu, getting his face raped instead

whitebeard failed to to kill blackbeard instead getting killed himself

whitebeard failed to have a decent laugh

hell whitebeard even fails at having a name, has no beard still called white"beard"

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look at that face, its the face of the biggest failure in one piece
whitebeard the shittiest man in the universe
 

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You lost me at "decent laugh"

OT: Pathetic or not, he did enjoy his time at sea and was arguably the "freest man on the sea" while he was alive (and that is what luffy calls the PK).
Also, we don't know if roger defeated him tho.
 

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I know you're either trolling or just dumb, but this account is basically NarutoBaseSins, so let's get some dings.

has whitebeard ever actually succeeded at anything at all in the story?
A family.

whitebeard failed to beat roger

And Roger failed to beat Whitebeard.

whitebeard failed to be pirate king
He never wanted to be.

whitebeard despite it being his dream to have a family failed to have a real one, probably cause hes gay
His crew WAS a real family

whitebeard failed to save his "sons" ace and the guy blackbeard killed
He did succeed in saving Ace, Ace ****ed that up on his own.

whitebeard failed to to kill blackbeard instead getting killed himself

Oh no a Whitebeard with 1 HP left only ****ed up Blackbeard, rather than killing him.

hell whitebeard even fails at having a name, has no beard still called white"beard"

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There's no such thing as a word for "beard" in Japanese, only a word for facial hair in general. Whitebeard is Shirohige, with just means "White Facial Hair." That's just English to Japanese translation error that can't be fixed.
 

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I've been rocking with the gay Whitebeard theory for a while now. Probably just going to make a post about it here.
 
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Who said WB doesn't have a family???
Everybody knows 7the Shichibukai is WB's legit son :pkun:
 

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I know you're either trolling or just dumb, but this account is basically NarutoBaseSins, so let's get some dings.


A family.



And Roger failed to beat Whitebeard.


He never wanted to be.


His crew WAS a real family


He did succeed in saving Ace, Ace ****ed that up on his own.



Oh no a Whitebeard with 1 HP left only ****ed up Blackbeard, rather than killing him.



There's no such thing as a word for "beard" in Japanese, only a word for facial hair in general. Whitebeard is Shirohige, with just means "White Facial Hair." That's just English to Japanese translation error that can't be fixed.

Never ever feed a troll, internet 101
 

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Lmao most of this is true though, even Akainu called him a failure. Listen to Akainu's speech in MF it's savage.
 

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You're right, but then you have people that actually believe the shit(a la below).

Says the one guy in the entire thread who actually fed the troll.
 

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Says the one guy in the entire thread who actually fed the troll.

That coming from the ***** that buying into it? He trolling, but you actually believing the shit
 

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Never ever feed a troll, internet 101
first rule of the internet

dont call anything you dont like trolling
Lmao most of this is true though, even Akainu called him a failure. Listen to Akainu's speech in MF it's savage.
yes
akainu rules. a true badass unlike whitebeard the wannabe

whats wrong with whitebeard fans lol
wb is complete fail
 

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Troll thread is a troll
 

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I know you're either trolling or just dumb, but this account is basically NarutoBaseSins, so let's get some dings.


A family.



And Roger failed to beat Whitebeard.


He never wanted to be.


His crew WAS a real family


He did succeed in saving Ace, Ace ****ed that up on his own.



Oh no a Whitebeard with 1 HP left only ****ed up Blackbeard, rather than killing him.



There's no such thing as a word for "beard" in Japanese, only a word for facial hair in general. Whitebeard is Shirohige, with just means "White Facial Hair." That's just English to Japanese translation error that can't be fixed.
thats not a family even in non-blood related terms. one of his so called sons stabbed him for stupid reasons



whitebeard caught both bb and akianu off guard and still couldnt kill them
and they say hes the strongest man in the world


whitebeard failed to save ace even if ace ****ed it
notice he only attacked akainu when he wasnt looking, what a ***** wb is

his "beard" is still fail though
thats the dumbest looking mustache ive ever seen
 
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Troll thread is a troll
these are all solid facts

how can it be trolling then lol
wb is hyped like some uber badass by his fans but if u actually look at wb he is made of nothing but failure
 

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first rule of the internet

dont call anything you dont like trolling

yes
akainu rules. a true badass unlike whitebeard the wannabe

whats wrong with whitebeard fans lol
wb is complete fail
You seem to live by the rule "Whoever wins, prevails.". Regardless whether this person is right or wrong. Good or bad. Winners write history. The currupted lives on. The liberator dies for great cause(s) he believes in. Despite every part you stated and Riker replied to them, you chose to ignore them. Why?
 

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Did your fail thread forget to mention that Whitebeard guarded the throne (onepiece) due to respect for Rogers?
Or did the fact that he was deemed the strongest man in the world during his weakened state?
 

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Wow, whats up your arse that you're taking it out on a fictional character?

But i do have to ask, do you feel better now?
 
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