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I don't think anyone's ever thought of this question and it just came up to me.
We're all familiar with how Muslims typically wear. And how a married wife has to cover up her face and wear really long black dresses that go down to their feet. It's culture and I respect that. But have you ever wondered how difficult it must be to:
> Get popular at school if you're a teenager
> Be identified in the community by people that aren't your parents
> Seduce a man; in those long funeral-reminiscent dresses that reveal absolutely nothing of the woman in bounds of the culture
> Cheat on their husband (this is one sounds immoral, but tell me one woman who's never had a day on which she couldn't resist hotting for another man, or one married woman who's never wished her man was exactly the same as the man she encounters in her dreams)
> Get school perks such as getting an undeserved B+ on a test you never even studied briefly for; because you have curves that rival Shakira's and a pretty face that people want to acquire a scar; all that unfortunately is covered up finely by the fabric
> Feeling good about yourself by deliberately dropping your pen and picking it up so a good-looking man you saw across the room was staring at you with eyes full of intent and you knew you would get him with a good ass-shape revelation; but I must be forgetting: the long fune-real dress doesn't participate in your brilliance
Conclusion:
Muslims are clever
We're all familiar with how Muslims typically wear. And how a married wife has to cover up her face and wear really long black dresses that go down to their feet. It's culture and I respect that. But have you ever wondered how difficult it must be to:
> Get popular at school if you're a teenager
> Be identified in the community by people that aren't your parents
> Seduce a man; in those long funeral-reminiscent dresses that reveal absolutely nothing of the woman in bounds of the culture
> Cheat on their husband (this is one sounds immoral, but tell me one woman who's never had a day on which she couldn't resist hotting for another man, or one married woman who's never wished her man was exactly the same as the man she encounters in her dreams)
> Get school perks such as getting an undeserved B+ on a test you never even studied briefly for; because you have curves that rival Shakira's and a pretty face that people want to acquire a scar; all that unfortunately is covered up finely by the fabric
> Feeling good about yourself by deliberately dropping your pen and picking it up so a good-looking man you saw across the room was staring at you with eyes full of intent and you knew you would get him with a good ass-shape revelation; but I must be forgetting: the long fune-real dress doesn't participate in your brilliance
Conclusion:
Muslims are clever
kun:
