The reason Sasuke didn't get a wedding

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Real reason is that he saw what happened at Red Wedding.

Good joke, but who would have the balls to try and kill Sasuke? Only Naruto has the power to compete with him and knowing Naruto, he'll die before anyone messes with him.

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Good joke, but who would have the balls to try and kill Sasuke? Only Naruto has the power to compete with him and knowing Naruto, he'll die before anyone messes with him.

:kk:

Everyone can stab him from behind or poison him.With precise timing its easily done :

- Shikamaru can shadow posses him for a moment which would allow someone to cut his throat or stab him from behind.
- Ino can take control of his mind
- One gentle fist to organ GG.

Not to mention any scenario that involves Naruto means certain death for Sasuke.

You really think someone would openly chalenge him istead of using cheap tricks :lmao::rolleyes:
 

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Good joke, but who would have the balls to try and kill Sasuke? Only Naruto has the power to compete with him and knowing Naruto, he'll die before anyone messes with him.

:kk:

Anyone can get caught with their guard down and assasinated. Rob Stark army was far stronger than Walder Freys he just got caught with his guard down. Sasuke and Naruto can both get caught slipping and killed.
 

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Everyone can stab him from behind or poison him.With precise timing its easily done :

- Shikamaru can shadow posses him for a moment which would allow someone to cut his throat or stab him from behind.
- Ino can take control of his mind
- One gentle fist to organ GG.

Not to mention any scenario that involves Naruto means certain death for Sasuke.

You really think someone would openly chalenge him istead of using cheap tricks :lmao::rolleyes:


But Sasuke ain't dumb tho. He can solo the K11 before they could blink. Naruto wouldn't allow that anyway. He cares about Sasuke too much and made a promise to Itachi.

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Anyone can get caught with their guard down and assasinated. Rob Stark army was far stronger than Walder Freys he just got caught with his guard down. Sasuke and Naruto can both get caught slipping and killed.

Exactly and we actually have feats to confirm it :

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But Sasuke ain't dumb tho. He can solo the K11 before they could blink. Naruto wouldn't allow that anyway. He cares about Sasuke too much and made a promise to Itachi.

:kk:

If everyone is in charachter like in scenario you are talking about than no one would even try to kill him.No one hates him that much.

If they are not in charachter like in my scenario he is easily killed.
 

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Sasuke needs to come out with another mixtape, because his family seems to be on welfare for the moment after what Sakura did.

Sakura needs to go pull off an extra shift at the club if you know what I mean....

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Come all! You can get a 3 minute lap dance on Satellite 1! Give me $50 and you can have 10 minutes.

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Can't even afford glasses for Sarada, smh
 

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Just one question.

If Sakura has a doctor's salary then why did she need a loan to buy the house, which she destroyed and is now living in a broke down 1 bedroom apartment?

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Lol allow me to explain..

When you have good credit and lucrative source of income, you can go to any lender and ask them to finance a house for you (home loan) becuase you financially in the position to pay it back. Have you ever heard of a mortgage? Poor people don't qualify for those and you'll also come to find out that 70% of luxury homes are bought and owned by medical professionals.

Side note: anyone with common sense knows that their living in an apartment becuase their new house is being built, didn't Shizune say she already got into contact with contractors? Or did you miss that? I got the scan....

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Because unlike naruto's delusional pairing, he doesn't feel the need to shove it down our throats :lol
 

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Lol allow me to explain..

When you have good credit and lucrative source of income, you can go to any lender and ask them to finance a house for you (home loan) becuase you financially in the position to pay it back. Have you ever heard of a mortgage? Poor people don't qualify for those and you'll also come to find out that 70% of luxury homes are bought and owned by medical professionals.

Side note: anyone with common sense knows that their living in an apartment becuase their new house is being built, didn't Shizune say she already got into contact with contractors? Or did you miss that? I got the scan....

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Touche.

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Touche.

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all praise to one of the greatest characters in fictional history the dark knight's JOKER...lmaooo

right up there with kiritsugu emiya from fate/zero...or guts from berserk...or even chrollo lucilfer from hunter x hunter
 

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Because unlike naruto's delusional pairing, he doesn't feel the need to shove it down our throats :lol

there is nothing to shove down anyone's throats...no development or story behind sasusaku at all
 

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Because nobody actually cares about sasuke and Naruto is #1. :sigar:
 

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you must be a secret pairing tard. who gives a shit about weddings and such smh. not to mention all what you said benefits sasuke if anything. unlike someone, he is not an attention seeker, and would hardly lose any sleep on whoever comes for his wedding or not.

Everyone can stab him from behind or poison him.With precise timing its easily done :

- Shikamaru can shadow posses him for a moment which would allow someone to cut his throat or stab him from behind.
- Ino can take control of his mind
- One gentle fist to organ GG.

Not to mention any scenario that involves Naruto means certain death for Sasuke.

You really think someone would openly chalenge him istead of using cheap tricks :lmao::rolleyes:
you must be trolling. not sure anyone can be this retarded.
 

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there is nothing to shove down anyone's throats...no development or story behind sasusaku at all


Could've sworn we were shoved down 1hr 54mins just for naruto to get genjutsu into noticing hinata by accepting what is essentially some hinatumblr plot approved by kishi :lol

We get it, they're married and meant to be but let's stop with this laughable joke pairing with it's filler arcs and pathetic interviews trying to justify something as if it were obvious even thou I precisely remember naruhina fans crappy bricks each time a chapter leaned towards narusaku.
 

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Sasuke isn't really known for wanting attention. And it's already been alluded to that Sasuke and Naruto were both children thirsting for love, but which of the two sought out the attention and affection of others?

Like most men, Sasuke doesn't care about grand weddings with cakes and parties. The kid's birthday passed for years with his parents in graves, I think he's used to no-one caring about whether he's happy or not.
 

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Why would Karin go to a Sasusaku wedding. Jugo would go and maybe suigetsu. Would orochimaru go? Is he even Alive
 
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