The reason Sasuke didn't get a wedding

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No one would want to come. Let's be honest, the K11 aren't very liking to Sasuke. They'll take his help, but they don't trust him (bar Naruto and Sakura). Naruto had people from all different races, ages, and nations come to his wedding. He's built bonds with so many people and they respect him for it. Sasuke isn't respected. Period. At least by the shinobi world as a whole and certainly not among his peers the way Naruto is. Everyone at Sasukes wedding would be there for reasons other than Sasuke except Naruto.

Ino: Sakuras best friend
Sai: Because Ino needs a date
Choji: For the free food
Naruto: Sasukes best friend
Hinata: Naruto needs a date
Shikamaru: Temari forces him to show support for Sakura
Temari: Shikamaru needs a date
Kakashi: Sakuras sensei.
Tsunade: Sakura is her successor.


Honorable mentions: Karin, Jugo, Suiegetsu. These 3 might actually show up just for Sasuke too.

So if you're upset Sasuke didn't get a wedding, don't be. It really wouldn't make sense because it'd seem so lackluster compared to Narutos because Sasuke doesn't have many friends.
 

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I don't think he's the type who would want to get married. And Sakura is fine by it LOL
 

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I don't think he's the type who would want to get married. And Sakura is fine by it LOL

But they call each other husband and wife so they had to get married at some point. I'm saying the reason we didn't get to see it was because Sasuke don't have friends. It's also possible they got married out on the road in a courthouse or something.
 

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Yeah, because Sasuke is definitely the type of guy that would make a huge wedding ceremony and invite everyone to it.
 

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Sasuke and Sakura probably secretly eloped or something. Sasuke is not the type to be affectionate in public.
 

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Most likely: Sasuke probably just woke up with a wedding ring on and just went with the shit.

Honestly: their paring isn't conventional so it's stupid to make these unrealistic expectations of a wedding similar to Naruto's. The entire relationship after chapter 700 and before Gaiden is a mystery but it would make make for a great project.

because he's Broke.

That's why Sakura probably pays for everything, Doctor salary>>>>>
 

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Most likely: Sasuke probably just woke up with a wedding ring on and just went with the shit.

Honestly: their paring isn't conventional so it's stupid to make these unrealistic expectations of a wedding similar to Naruto's. The entire relationship after chapter 700 and before Gaiden is a mystery but it would make make for a great project.



That's why Sakura probably pays for everything, Doctor salary>>>>>


Just one question.

If Sakura has a doctor's salary then why did she need a loan to buy the house, which she destroyed and is now living in a broke down 1 bedroom apartment?

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It's just a ceremony, I don't see the big deal since they're not even religious.
 

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I think Sasuke didn't marry Sakura. He just put a genjutsu on her and then gave her a test tube baby.
 

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Because he's not married to her legally..
No rings & no moments together that we know of to put them on married status..
All we get from both of them is he's my husband an she's my wife.. That's all!.. No content to prove this so we'll just go off their word..
 

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Well, Sasky and Sakura are pretty poor.
 

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Well, Sasky and Sakura are pretty poor.

Sasuke needs to come out with another mixtape, because his family seems to be on welfare for the moment after what Sakura did.

Sakura needs to go pull off an extra shift at the club if you know what I mean....

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Well, Sasky and Sakura are pretty poor.

Makes sense. Sakura is a stay at home mom with no income. Sarada too young to be doing missions alone to earn her own income. Sasuke does his missions off the record so he doesn't earn money for them. Poor people Naruto should loan them some of that Hokage salary money and I'm sure Hinata is loaded with wealth from her clan they are mean for letting Sakura and her family live like that.
 
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