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This got me dying! Read it and weep!

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A woman in Scottsdale, Arizona, has been arrested after she cut off her partner’s p*nis in a fit of fury. Shania Jones, 34, told detectives that she was sick of the man – who has been named locally as Bruce Fox – refusing to make eye contact with her during s*x. Fox is currently in intensive care at Scottsdale Liberty Hospital, where he is expected to make a recovery.

The attack took place in Fox’s home last Thursday. According to the man, the pair were having s*x, when all of a sudden, Jones got up, grabbed a kitchen knife, and sliced the tip of his p*nis off. Jones fled the scene as the man lay on the bed, bleeding profusely. Emergency services were called to the scene, and luckily for Fox they were able to stem the flow of blood before he lost consciousness.

After questioning, the woman admitted to the crime, claiming that she lost her temper after the man refused to make eye contact with her. She has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon, and a bail of $15,000 has been set.

Jones will appear in court on Thursday, where she is expected to plead guilty. She faces up to 8 years in prison.



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How the **** do u make eye contact with her
 

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That ***** looks fu€ked up

I guess he wanted to hit something strange for a little piece of change, if you get my meaning.

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How the **** do u make eye contact with her

BWAHAHAHAHA! Move your eyes either way. I don't know. I would cut the lights off instead of attempting to do that.

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White woman with dirty blonde hair... she can still get it.
 

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The poor guy never had a chance, dammit ladies !!!
 

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White woman with dirty blonde hair... she can still get it.

Haha! But how are you going to make eye contact with her?

Widen your eyes while you're tapping her from the front or sideways?

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Haha! But how are you going to make eye contact with her?

Widen your eyes while you're tapping her from the front or sideways?

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I'll be keeping things strictly coitus more ferarum.
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Wow. Wow wow.. goooosh. All the more painful if the man was 'in the mood'.

Crazy woman. If that were me as the man... ouuuch. What a ******.
 

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Imagine this guy going through the same thing that happened to Ben Stiller in Something About Mary. Oh lawd!

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Oh god....so painful....ouch, ouch, ouch. :|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|
 

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Man nothing funny about that this shit is a horror story
 
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