[Discussion] Things females do that irritate us

[Mellow]

I personally hate when a chick comes out of nowhere asking "What are we?" LOL like ummm "we are farmers, bum badumbbadumdumdun"

 

[Оdin]

Everything

 

[Dannie]

When females say "size doesn't matter." You know damn well that shit matters.

 

[-immortal-]

When you are with a couple of girls and then Girl X walks up to you and. Ask " what do you think about girl Z"

Btch shut your damn mouth.


If i say she ugly she gone be offended, and if i say she cute she gone think we are something.

Hell no back tf up

 

[Yanks]

When females say "size doesn't matter." You know damn well that shit matters.

B-but the motion of the ocean

 

[ChicagoJhawk]

overreacting

 

[BlacLord™]

When females say "size doesn't matter." You know damn well that shit matters.

I know guys with shorter wands who could give me a run for my money... esp. with women. Point is, a large one gives you a headstart but it's far from the be all and end all. Post-teenage *** or even emotionally mature teens can explore *** as an art and learn to amplify the experience by improving technique and learning the g-spots and whatnot.

Hell you can have a great time without even sinking the donut.

 

[Illuminater]

I hate when females play with my emotions. Instead of being blunt and honest they'd rather deceive me for weeks on end. How hard is it to say, "I don't want to date you", or, "Lets have ***". Maybe I just need to dominate them. And treat them like a lesser being. Something to be conquered and claimed. I'm tired of the bullshit... Smh.

Females who wear revealing clothing but get mad when you stare at their body are the worst. Like what's the point of wearing it if people aren't going to stare. That's just natural....

I also hate when females do the duck face or wear the stupid snapchat filters. Do something original for once ladies.

Women who are obsessed with feminism are annoying as hell too.

I can't stand girls who flirt with every guy they come across. When you try flirting with them your basically wasting your time because she's probably got her eyes on another male.

I get so livid when a sexy ass female walks into the building wearing revealing clothing. And then I always notice some chick from across the room giving me glances. It's like they want to make sure I'm not looking at the sexy girl. It's so annoying. Maybe it's just my mind. But I notice guys doing it to. Do they know I'm a pervert?

Girls who don't send nudes or give blowjobs.

 

[Callypigia]

B-but the motion of the ocean

You can't cross the Atlantic in a row boat.

 

[kimb]

Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, LIE.

"I'm still a virgin. Okay, I only did it once"
"I've been celibate for over a year"
"Oh him, he's just a friend, we're like brother and sister"
"I don't do that, I'm not that type of girl"
"I'm not mad, I'm not, dead ass"

Man! Some women can lie their ****ing asses off. If I had a dollar for every lie a woman told me, I'd make Bill Gate's money look like chump change.

 

[Yanks]

You can't cross the Atlantic in a row boat.

Lmao you can, technically
Just takes more effort

 

[Mari Makinami]

The most irritating thing to me is when they are obviously mad for some reason but no matter what you do and how you ask what's wrong, they be like "Everything's fine" and keep showing you in every possible way that something is wrong, wanting for you to guess it yourself.

 

[Exaar]

Chris rock says it best

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[Mellow]

When you are with a couple of girls and then Girl X walks up to you and. Ask " what do you think about girl Z"

Btch shut your damn mouth.


If i say she ugly she gone be offended, and if i say she cute she gone think we are something.

Hell no back tf up

i feel you bro

B-but the motion of the ocean

this is what only guys with little things say lol

I hate when females play with my emotions. Instead of being blunt and honest they'd rather deceive me for weeks on end. How hard is it to say, "I don't want to date you", or, "Lets have ***". Maybe I just need to dominate them. And treat them like a lesser being. Something to be conquered and claimed. I'm tired of the bullshit... Smh.

Females who wear revealing clothing but get mad when you stare at their body are the worst. Like what's the point of wearing it if people aren't going to stare. That's just natural....

I also hate when females do the duck face or wear the stupid snapchat filters. Do something original for once ladies.

Women who are obsessed with feminism are annoying as hell too.

I can't stand girls who flirt with every guy they come across. When you try flirting with them your basically wasting your time because she's probably got her eyes on another male.

lol i feel you

You can't cross the Atlantic in a row boat.

BURN

Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, LIE.

"I'm still a virgin. Okay, I only did it once"
"I've been celibate for over a year"
"Oh him, he's just a friend, we're like brother and sister"
"I don't do that, I'm not that type of girl"
"I'm not mad, I'm not, dead ass"

Man! Some women can lie their ****ing asses off. If I had a dollar for every lie a woman told me, I'd make Bill Gate's money look like chump change.

*****es stay lying

 

[Yanks]

this is what only guys with little things say lol

Hey, hey, hey, don't make fun of my Millimeter Peter ;(

 

[Illuminater]

Girls who take advantage of your thirstiness and let you shower them with gifts. Then when you try to smash they say no are the worst!!!! :elmo:

guess I shouldn't be thirsty tho

 

[~Ethereal~]

I am going to whip every single one of you!

 

[-immortal-]

Girls who take advantage of your thirstiness and let you shower them with gifts. Then when you try to smash they say no are the worst!!!! :elmo:

guess I shouldn't be thirsty tho

You shouldn't shower her with any gifts
The only thing you should shower her with is :elmo: well...

 

[Dannie]

I am going to whip every single one of you!

Hope you got them handcuffs ready for me too.

 

[Trúth]

Yelling, like i'm right here tho