[Discussion] The glaringly obvious flaw with Amazon dash buttons

chopstickchakra

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Why would you press a button and wait a day to two days to more to get something you can drive 40 minutes to get and be back home with? It's ****ing asinine. This isn't convenient, it's the opposite. I really hope this doesn't catch on but I know it will.
 

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Most business and advertisement schemes bombard you visually with shit you don't actually need. Some or most people can see it as a scheme but there are others who are like "Whoa, Amazon dash button that's awesome! I'll get it just to see what it's like". This of course end with the person buying something he never needed in the first place. The real question here is why are humans so such suckers for bright and shiny ads?
 

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Pressing a button won't take 40 min

And neither will your stuff getting there, that will take days. So you can press a button(after going on the computer or your phone and selecting the item that button will identify, which that action alone defeats the purpose of having a button in the first place) then wait a day or more for your toilet paper while holding in all your shits so you don't have to wipe OR you could drive to the closest store and buy a roll or 2 and go home and not have to worry about not using the toilet at your own home for a whole day or more.
 

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maybe some people are just more patient than you
 

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maybe some people are just more patient than you

It has nothing to do with patience, but some people are more patient than me as is the same with all people, so congratulations bringing up a moot point.
 
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