How do you tell someone they smell like shit and need a shower?

HashiraMadara

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If you're certain it's her then there's nothing to fear, you just sniff as you pass her and hold and tell her, "strangely yesterday I felt the same stench, I was afraid someone else may catch it..." <== from this you build a few ways to the "call to action" = "take a shower" but don't go straight to it. Use words like, "you might consider maybe changing your cologne", "soap bar maybe" etc...
 

Phact

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you tell them by saying, you smell like shit and need a shower (lifehack).
 

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show her micheal threads and tell her you look like this $...
 

ArabianLuffy

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I dunno. Invite her to romantic dinner in toilet?
 
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