Jiren
Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
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True story, 2 years ago I was accepted into NYU and I was having a great semester. I met a ton of people and make a ton of friends. During the spring semester there was a huge frat party everyone was going to and my friends begged me to go. So I got off my introvert ass and went to the party. It was pretty awesome btw, dancing, drinking well anyway. I was trying to shake off my awkwardness and loosen up so I drank and drank until I got into my flirty mode. I started talking to this girl who was absolutely gorgeous and she was feeling me the whole time. So we go to the back of the frat house and thats when I realized she was drunk too. I knew I had to make my move now so I hit her with a smooth line while we were talking( I forgot what it was) but then I grabbed her butt/ we started making out. So while we're making out this 6'5 guy shoves me hard to ground
That's right folks it's her boyfriend. Her boyfriend starts going crazy and at this point I'm so faded and horny but somehow totally calm....
Her boyfriend still yelling says to me he's going to kill me and pulls out a gun. The girl yells and screams/ guy tells her to shut up but no one can even here them because the music is so loud.
Am I going to die here? was my initial thought. ****....I'm totally ****ed..
It was at that moment I asked myself what would Itachi do??
Itachi would solo this guy... So that's when I awakened my inner sharingan. And I began to recite the following lines
"People Live their Lives bound by what they accept as correct and true."
The guy gave me a puzzled look as if he was confused. He said: "What are you saying man??"
I repeated myself "People Live their Lives bound by what they accept as correct and true."
Now the girl stops crying and looks at me confused as well.
I say: "People Live their Lives bound by what they accept as correct and true." You think I'm the bad guy because I was making out with your gf so you want to shoot me. You might think she is a witch for cheating on you, but in reality the reason we're here right now...is because you've been mistreating her. If you had only treated her correctly how a beautiful should be treated you wouldn't have lost her to me.
The Guy even angrier than before says what did you say to me?? I'll kill you and this cheating bleep right now.
I say( still quoting more Godtachi): Kill,Kill, murder, cheated "You Focus on the Trivial, and lose sight of what is most important, change is impossible in this fog of ignorance. You still have a chance with her, for her to put up with this long means she must still love you. Change your ways starting now and you can have her for the rest of your life.
The Guy face is red as hell but stopped looking at me and started looking at her. He asked her if she loved him and she said she did. They both started hugging each other and I dipped.
Itachi is the reason I am alive today.
That's right folks it's her boyfriend. Her boyfriend starts going crazy and at this point I'm so faded and horny but somehow totally calm....
Her boyfriend still yelling says to me he's going to kill me and pulls out a gun. The girl yells and screams/ guy tells her to shut up but no one can even here them because the music is so loud.
Am I going to die here? was my initial thought. ****....I'm totally ****ed..
It was at that moment I asked myself what would Itachi do??
Itachi would solo this guy... So that's when I awakened my inner sharingan. And I began to recite the following lines
"People Live their Lives bound by what they accept as correct and true."
The guy gave me a puzzled look as if he was confused. He said: "What are you saying man??"
I repeated myself "People Live their Lives bound by what they accept as correct and true."
Now the girl stops crying and looks at me confused as well.
I say: "People Live their Lives bound by what they accept as correct and true." You think I'm the bad guy because I was making out with your gf so you want to shoot me. You might think she is a witch for cheating on you, but in reality the reason we're here right now...is because you've been mistreating her. If you had only treated her correctly how a beautiful should be treated you wouldn't have lost her to me.
The Guy even angrier than before says what did you say to me?? I'll kill you and this cheating bleep right now.
I say( still quoting more Godtachi): Kill,Kill, murder, cheated "You Focus on the Trivial, and lose sight of what is most important, change is impossible in this fog of ignorance. You still have a chance with her, for her to put up with this long means she must still love you. Change your ways starting now and you can have her for the rest of your life.
The Guy face is red as hell but stopped looking at me and started looking at her. He asked her if she loved him and she said she did. They both started hugging each other and I dipped.
Itachi is the reason I am alive today.
