My max bench is 105 kg so no I can't bench you, if you're that much of a fatty.
I like how you think a fat joke is even funny and is your go to... But I'm glad you believe a person who weighs 295 is all fat you would be surprised how much is muscle because unlike you I bench 320lb.
@bold Don't mistake me for the "last" guy aka your nan. I can put up various pictures of my medals and trophies that I won in many Taekwondo tournaments. I don't practice that anymore as I moved on to boxing but I can put up another image of my gloves, wraps and mouth guard and with any written message next to it to prove that it's legit. I would smash you to bits. I would butcher your fat body with simple hooks because I don't think you understand the difference between a street fighter and an amateur boxer, let alone a fat slob that fights once every leap year and an amateur boxer. :bdpf::bdpf:
Did you just say nan despite me clearly typing out guy at least put whatever people from the UK use for grandpa if you're going to lie about what you know nothing about. Is taekwondo supposed to scare me or something because if it was then you failed miserably.
Put the pictures up I look forward to them and be sure to group them together with the message,"I'm a D*CkHeAD" Written exactly ass it's typed. You do realize one doesn't need to go to a gym to understand how boxing works right and that it's easily countered not to mention I don't mind breaking your arm so I hope the money your parents paid for UK boxing lessons,:th:, was worth it when it goes up against US boxing. I don't like to fight because I find it hard to stop my murderous tendencies and I tend to go over just protecting who I'm with or myself.
But I guess you wouldn't understand that because taekwondo is so useful while fighting 3 people.
Second of all a replay to "I'm in college who in the f**k would bully me"
You can still be bullied in college and I said BULLIED you at SCHOOL. In the UK school is a reference to secondary school, and nothing else.
But now I do doubt that someone took your lunch away from you because you're obviously a very fat degenerate ape who ate all his meals. 
Try again.
Dumb*ss school is a general term not just pertaining to secondary school no matter where you go. And judging by what you just said you must be the one getting bullied.
And to address the bold part:
Again your failed attempt at a fat joke that isn't even funny nor relevant for the most part to anything. And most time I forget to eat because unlike you I keep myself busy with thing that aren't fapping to Donald Trump, MLP, or your extensive fedora collection.
I would use the same lame emote and say try again but I would rather you walk away from you baby gravy covered laptop and grab your limited edition weeaboo Naruto replica kunia and your body pillow and jump off a mountain onto a bed of spikes.:bye:
