[Discussion] ?The Lewd King Shall Rise?

The Amazing Spider Man

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Greetings From Your Friendly Neighborhood Lewd King!

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A new beginning must come of this ninja world... A new pervy sage must be chosen. There are many pervy users here on the base but none more pervier than yours truly.


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Once there was a boy who always used to look at the fat asses in his class. He watched and learned as the asses giggled and passed by in the hallways. The boy grew and the asses along with him. He soon began to study more into the booty and breasts as he knew this knowledge would one day help humanity. And one courageous day a pair of booty and breastacles came into his home, and he greeted them with a trimindous amount of knowledge and strength. The booty became infatuated with the pervy man but he had to leave. He had to run. For this man. This perv. Was a rolling stone. And you too can be a perv. All it takes to win the perv award is this.


- Loves white women.

- Loves all women in Naruto and that includes... nvm...

- Loves Lawliet

- Loves to watch High School DxD or Prison School

- Loves Zise

- Loves to read ecchi or other pervy mangas.

- Loves iNoto

- Doesn't speak against women kissing women but embraces the tingling feeling in their stomach when they see it.

- Loves Spider-Gwen

- Knows how to say sexual words in a more comedic fashion

- Does not break forum rules yet still has the most perviest content

- Knows how to flirt his way into the hearts of many users

- Spreads positive chakras.


Now this is not easy for you pervs out there to do but understand that it can be done. I will speak with some mods to see if we can get this award going for you enthusiasts out there. We need to be rewarded for our pervy chakra nature. It's rare :)

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Now lets all bow our heads in the Lewd Gawds Prayer.

"The amazing booty and the amazing tights. Those Yoga pants gurl you wear them right. Though Mysterious may not like our pride. We will continue to rage with gifs of precious thighs. To the kings of fapping in which we pray. Let none who tug us lead us astray"


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- Excelsior!
 

iNotorious

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I request for spiderman to be a mod now or I'm gonna call my dad, trump, and he'll take care of NB.
 

6thHokage

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White women are overrated
 

Pumpkin Ninja

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I'm the real lewd king, most of those points are same and I have no racial preference, GG.
 

Xlad

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I only know about the Pineal Gland.
 
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