Share your weirdest/funniest dreams

[UltraPain]

What are some of your weirdest/funniest dreams?

I have two to share:

I had one dream where I was driving around in New York City in a red convertible while looking frantically for an ATM machine. The catch? I had to get to the ATM while Godzilla was destroying the city! I never got my money because every time I got near the machine he'd destroy it.

The second dream was one where I was a detective chasing a criminal through a dark, creepy apartment building. The guy was way ahead of me down a hallway and he got through a door and ran inside an apartment. I ran in after him, cornered him in the kitchen and drew my pistol. I then said "Got any final words?", and shot him to death with what turned out to be a confetti gun lol.

 

[HashiraMadara]

Arriving in heaven being told I was God's older brother, So I inherit the heaven

 

[DominiqueX]

Hm. The weird ones that I remember are 18+, so I don't want to share them here XD
And I don't remember any other dreams currently, that are worthy to mention. If I get an interesting dream today, I'll share it. This thread-idea is really cool.

 

[Deadlift]

I was something like a superhero wannabe, and decided to challenge a random girl to fight. We then started flying and fighting in the air. She was overpowering me but then I did something that broke her leg off. Her parents came and started accusing my teachers of what I've done, and I felt incredibly guilty. But then she forgave me

 

[UltraPain]

I was something like a superhero wannabe, and decided to challenge a random girl to fight. We then started flying and fighting in the air. She was overpowering me but then I did something that broke her leg off. Her parents came and started accusing my teachers of what I've done, and I felt incredibly guilty. But then she forgave me

"I did something that broke her leg off" hahaha nice lol XD

 

[-immortal-]

The most hilarious dream i ever had was naruto being stronger then sasuke. I laughed so hard in my dreams i woke up with tears of joy

 

[YellowFang]

Funniest: I was a super-hero, fought a Cheetah+Dragon hybrid villain...

Weirdest: Banged my oldest cousin in a luxury hotel in Dubai... Like WTF??? :wut:

 

[Wparker6804]

Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones) and a small (about the size of a softball) Cho'Gath (League of Legends) destroying an ISIS terrorist cell in Spain. The details get weirder but I don't have the time

 

[UltraPain]

The most hilarious dream i ever had was naruto being stronger then sasuke. I laughed so hard in my dreams i woke up with tears of joy

I think Sasukebase is in fact a Sasuke fetish club. I'm sure of it now.

Weirdest: Banged my oldest cousin in a luxury hotel in Dubai... Like WTF??? :wut:

Lol dayum son. :flakez:

 

[lord seventh]

The most hilarious dream i ever had was naruto being stronger then sasuke. I laughed so hard in my dreams i woke up with tears of joy

So you even dream about sasuke/naruto...maybe sasuke is your prince charming

 

[Jinrou]

Funniest dreams mostly always include my siblings with our inside jokes and stuff
Weirdest dreams are the ones where I repeat older dreams exactly as I dreamed them before. Sometimes I have knowledge in the dream that I have dreamt this and other times I don't. Either way I find them really weird and though I haven't found time to extensively do research on this, I didn't see any similar results when I did do a little research.

 

[-PK-]

Dinosaurs(Mainly velociraptors) and mummies were attacking my school and eating up random people.
When I finally made the escape plan, few of the classmates I didn't like got killed and shit.
After that when I finally made it out, there was a t-rex and so on.

Don't ask me the relation between Dinosaurs and Mummies

 

[-immortal-]

So you even dream about sasuke/naruto...maybe sasuke is your prince charming

Oh yes a reply

 

[Claymantan]

Hm. The weird ones that I remember are 18+, so I don't want to share them here XD
And I don't remember any other dreams currently, that are worthy to mention. If I get an interesting dream today, I'll share it. This thread-idea is really cool.

You damn tease XD

But yeah, I can't remember many of my dreams either...most of the ones I do remember were serious or were nightmares

Once I dreamt I was the protagonist in a Bollywood movie and I was fighting the obligatory mooks with guns trying to kill the protagonist for some asinine reason while having captured my love interest, so I fought them with exaggerated fisticuffs in a kid's playground (I was like, 10 at the time), but I fell down the slide and they had a Scarface-style tommy gun and shot me in the back until I exploded. It was less violent looking than it sounds (I saw it from the third-person perspective). I woke up with a full body cramp. XD

I also have an x-rated one involving a foursome but, yeah, I'll keep that one to myself. XD

 

[LustyLover]

Hm. The weird ones that I remember are 18+, so I don't want to share them here XD

This.

 

[Claymantan]

This.

I'm not surprised by this

 

[LustyLover]

I'm not surprised by this

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[Nobel]

What if this is a dream?

 

[Claymantan]

What if this is a dream?

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[wanderingcactus]

I once dreamt that someone from SB used logic to back up his claims on a thread.

then when I woke up, NB's servers were down. I didnt know at the time that they were doing maintenance.

I guess bad things happen if SB members used logic