Doing only a couple things that a weeaboo does does not qualify you for being a weeaboo, though doing several to many things a weeaboo does will.
Registering in Narutobase/Mangabase or other anime/manga forum: +1 each
Having an anime profile/name: +1 each
Roleplaying anime/manga characters: +3
Debating which anime character beats another anime character: +2
Having a picture of an anime character on your pillow and claiming it as your wife: +20 for each dakimakura
Marrying an anime character: permanent +30
Preferring anime characters over real people: +10 for each thought
Cosplaying an anime character and imitating it: +4 for each act
Talking in Japanese without being fluent in it: +1 for each word or phrase
Assigning points to Weeabooism to determine if someone is a weeaboo: +1 for each verdict
Grading scale:
0-15 Not a weeaboo. You're free from the cringeworthy virus.
16-30 Probably not, but to the average citizen, you might be getting some looks
31-40 Signs of Weeabooism. Get yourself regular therapy to combat your symptoms.
41-50 Likely a Weeaboo. Your social life consists of all things Japanese/Asian and your only hope of gaining romantic relationships lies with other Weeaboos.
51+ Good god man, you're incredibly cringeworthy. |