'Weeabo'

[FreakensteinAG]

Doing only a couple things that a weeaboo does does not qualify you for being a weeaboo, though doing several to many things a weeaboo does will.

Registering in Narutobase/Mangabase or other anime/manga fora: +1 each
Having an anime profile/name: +1 each
Roleplaying anime/manga characters: +3
Debating which anime character beats another anime character: +2
Having a picture of an anime character on your pillow and claiming it as your wife: +20 for each dakimakura
Marrying an anime character: permanent +30
Preferring anime characters over real people: +10 for each thought
Cosplaying an anime character and imitating it: +4 for each act
Talking in Japanese without being fluent in it: +1 for each word or phrase
Assigning points to Weeabooism to determine if someone is a weeaboo: +1 for each verdict

Grading scale: 0-15 Not a weeaboo. You're free from the cringeworthy virus.
16-30 Probably not, but to the average citizen, you might be getting some looks
31-40 Signs of Weeabooism. Get yourself regular therapy to combat your symptoms.
41-50 Likely a Weeaboo. Your social life consists of all things Japanese/Asian and your only hope of gaining romantic relationships lies with other Weeaboos.
51+ Good god man, you're incredibly cringeworthy.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

Besides, there's nothing wrong with being a weeb. Looking like a weeb, smelling like a weeb, and standing out like a weeb are the problems.

 

[iNotorious]

Ignorant people

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[DominiqueX]

Registering in Narutobase/Mangabase or other anime/manga fora: +1 each
Having an anime profile/name: +1 each
Roleplaying anime/manga characters: +3
Debating which anime character beats another anime character: +2
Having a picture of an anime character on your pillow and claiming it as your wife: +20 for each dakimakura
Marrying an anime character: permanent +30
Preferring anime characters over real people: +10 for each thought
Cosplaying an anime character and imitating it: +4 for each act
Talking in Japanese without being fluent in it: +1 for each word or phrase
Assigning points to Weeabooism to determine if someone is a weeaboo: +1 for each verdict

Grading scale: 0-15 Not a weeaboo. You're free from the cringeworthy virus.
16-30 Probably not, but to the average citizen, you might be getting some looks
31-40 Signs of Weeabooism. Get yourself regular therapy to combat your symptoms.
41-50 Likely a Weeaboo. Your social life consists of all things Japanese/Asian and your only hope of gaining romantic relationships lies with other Weeaboos.
51+ Good god man, you're incredibly cringeworthy.

Hmm.. I'm probably around 15 or so. The question is:

Talking in Japanese without being fluent in it: +1 for each word or phrase

Does this include sing along japanese songs? If yes, then I'm done, too many words/phrases to count xD
On the other hand, I eat any kind of food with fork and knive, even japanese/asian food. That should take away some points, huh?

 

[FreakensteinAG]

Does this include sing along japanese songs? If yes, then I'm done, too many words/phrases to count xD

Shit yeah, crank your score up if you sang the whole intro/outro.

On the other hand, I eat any kind of food with fork and knive, even japanese/asian food. That should take away some points, huh?

I figure since even the Japs use forks and knives, it would just be a +0. Partaking in food using the tools it was meant for shouldn't be a factor in Weeabooism.

 

[Trúth]

Spoiler

Doing only a couple things that a weeaboo does does not qualify you for being a weeaboo, though doing several to many things a weeaboo does will.

Registering in Narutobase/Mangabase or other anime/manga fora: +1 each
Having an anime profile/name: +1 each
Roleplaying anime/manga characters: +3
Debating which anime character beats another anime character: +2
Having a picture of an anime character on your pillow and claiming it as your wife: +20 for each dakimakura
Marrying an anime character: permanent +30
Preferring anime characters over real people: +10 for each thought
Cosplaying an anime character and imitating it: +4 for each act
Talking in Japanese without being fluent in it: +1 for each word or phrase
Assigning points to Weeabooism to determine if someone is a weeaboo: +1 for each verdict

Grading scale: 0-15 Not a weeaboo. You're free from the cringeworthy virus.
16-30 Probably not, but to the average citizen, you might be getting some looks
31-40 Signs of Weeabooism. Get yourself regular therapy to combat your symptoms.
41-50 Likely a Weeaboo. Your social life consists of all things Japanese/Asian and your only hope of gaining romantic relationships lies with other Weeaboos.
51+ Good god man, you're incredibly cringeworthy.

Lmao

Someone makes a post like this and you gotta post your points. Own up to it people.

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[DominiqueX]

Shit yeah, crank your score up if you sang the whole intro/outro.
I figure since even the Japs use forks and knives, it would just be a +0. Partaking in food using the tools it was meant for shouldn't be a factor in Weeabooism.

Damn, then my score has to be at least 50, only because of the countless openings/endings/other japanese songs that I sang along with. I just love the japanese language, so it's worth it.


EDIT: Here we go with the catergories.

Spoiler

Registering in Narutobase/Mangabase or other anime/manga fora: +3
Having an anime profile/name: +1
Roleplaying anime/manga characters: +3
Debating which anime character beats another anime character: +2
Talking in Japanese without being fluent in it: at least +40

 

[Claymantan]

Someone makes a post like this and you gotta post your points. Own up to it people.4

Four, unless singing the exaggerated English they use in intro songs counts. XD

Where the points came from:

Registering on forum +1
Kakuzu is my avvy (I was going to change it to a possible non-anime thing, but I don't think it's time yet ) +1
Debating over anime characters +2

 

[Koinzell]

westerners and their retarded names callings.

 

[FreakensteinAG]

Lmao

Someone makes a post like this and you gotta post your points. Own up to it people.

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Doin it:

Registered for NarutoBase: check. +1
Having an Anime profile/name: unless there's a character who's named Freakenstein and/or a character that is a literal coconut pirate head, then nope, +0.
Roleplaying Anime/Manga characters: Never done it in my life, I'm a sensible human being, +0.
Debating which anime/manga character beats another: GUILTY, dat Shikamaru, +2.
Having a picture of an anime character on your pillow and claiming it as your wife: checks pillows. All are natural and plain like a human being should have them: +0
Marrying an anime character: I prefer my wives 3-D and meaty: +0
Preffering anime characters over people: I prefer real people over drawings: +0
Cosplaying an anime character and imitating it: Nope, never did a Weeaboo's pasttime, +0
Talking in Japanese without being fluent in it: Shit, I used dakimakura in my test, +1
Assigning points to Weeabooism to determine if someone is a Weeaboo: HAHAHAHAHA +10

Looks like I'm a solid 14, clean of the Weeaboo virus.

 

[Dantee]

Hmm.. I'm probably around 15 or so. The question is:


Does this include sing along japanese songs? If yes, then I'm done, too many words/phrases to count xD
On the other hand, I eat any kind of food with fork and knive, even japanese/asian food. That should take away some points, huh?

I got like 5 points. I be calling peoples Bakas under my breath without even thinking about it sometimes.

 

[DominiqueX]

I got like 5 points. I be calling peoples Bakas under my breath without even thinking about it sometimes.

Only five? In which categories did you get these points?

 

[Chie]

Doing only a couple things that a weeaboo does does not qualify you for being a weeaboo, though doing several to many things a weeaboo does will.

Registering in Narutobase/Mangabase or other anime/manga fora: +1 each

Debating which anime character beats another anime character: +2


Grading scale: 0-15 Not a weeaboo. You're free from the cringeworthy virus.
16-30 Probably not, but to the average citizen, you might be getting some looks
31-40 Signs of Weeabooism. Get yourself regular therapy to combat your symptoms.
41-50 Likely a Weeaboo. Your social life consists of all things Japanese/Asian and your only hope of gaining romantic relationships lies with other Weeaboos.
51+ Good god man, you're incredibly cringeworthy.

3 points.

 

[Dantee]

Only five? In which categories did you get these points?

Registering in Narutobase/Mangabase or other anime/manga fora: +1
Having an anime profile/name: +1 each
Roleplaying anime/manga characters: 0
Debating which anime character beats another anime character: +2
Having a picture of an anime character on your pillow and claiming it as your wife: 0
Marrying an anime character: permanent 0
Preferring anime characters over real people: 0
Cosplaying an anime character and imitating it: 0
Talking in Japanese without being fluent in it: +1
Assigning points to Weeabooism to determine if someone is a weeaboo:

 

[Trúth]

Spoiler

Doin it:

Registered for NarutoBase: check. +1
Having an Anime profile/name: unless there's a character who's named Freakenstein and/or a character that is a literal coconut pirate head, then nope, +0.
Roleplaying Anime/Manga characters: Never done it in my life, I'm a sensible human being, +0.
Debating which anime/manga character beats another: GUILTY, dat Shikamaru, +2.
Having a picture of an anime character on your pillow and claiming it as your wife: checks pillows. All are natural and plain like a human being should have them: +0
Marrying an anime character: I prefer my wives 3-D and meaty: +0
Preffering anime characters over people: I prefer real people over drawings: +0
Cosplaying an anime character and imitating it: Nope, never did a Weeaboo's pasttime, +0
Talking in Japanese without being fluent in it: Shit, I used dakimakura in my test, +1
Assigning points to Weeabooism to determine if someone is a Weeaboo: HAHAHAHAHA +10

Looks like I'm a solid 14, clean of the Weeaboo virus.

Registering on NB (+1)
Anime profile (+1)
Debating anime characters vs each other (+2)

Mine^

 

[DominiqueX]

Registering in Narutobase/Mangabase or other anime/manga fora: +1
Having an anime profile/name: +1 each
Roleplaying anime/manga characters: 0
Debating which anime character beats another anime character: +2
Having a picture of an anime character on your pillow and claiming it as your wife: 0
Marrying an anime character: permanent 0
Preferring anime characters over real people: 0
Cosplaying an anime character and imitating it: 0
Talking in Japanese without being fluent in it: +1
Assigning points to Weeabooism to determine if someone is a weeaboo:

Ah, I see, thanks. Not too bad.
I'll edit my post too, in case anyone wonders where my points come from.

 

[Dantee]

I would like to see an example where someone chooses an anime character over a real life person.

 

[Sakura Michiko]

I would like to see an example where someone chooses an anime character over a real life person.

Just google Madthad and Kotonoha and the first link is an example.I would post the link here but I don't wanna get banned.

 

[Dantee]

Just google Madthad and Kotonoha and the first link is an example.I would post the link here but I don't wanna get banned.

Lmao wow.

 

[-Punk-]

Damn Frankie you got us, most of us are part of the percent lolllol