⚡️Batman V Superman - A Critical Review⚡️ [Spoilers]

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After about 2 weeks after it's release and after the hype (along with the box office numbers) has been all but depleted. I went to go see this superhero film that I was greatly anticipating. (I bought a damn Batman t shirt man. Affleck's Batman nonetheless lol) Have to say once you finish the credits there is one thing that comes to your mind. One single word that you say to yourself as the curtain is closing. What is that word? Well read my long ass review to find out loves.


Acting - Most of the time I saw absolutely no problem with the acting. Ben Affleck did an amazing job and by far the best out of the entire cast if you ask me. He just killed it as Batman and is my second favorite Batman at the moment because of it. (Next to my boy Christian Bale. Haven't seen many Batman films >_>.) Superman ala Henry Cavill was pretty good as well. Especially in the scene where the courthouse is exploding. I thought that was a very good moment for him to show his emotional side. There is a lot of good emotional based acting in this film and the film really benefits because of it. Wonder Woman ala Gigabite or Galgodots or whatever the hell her name is did an awesome job with Wonder Woman b. Like I won't lie I really didn't like the fact that she was Wonder Woman to begin with. I mean have you seen the lady from Agents Of Shield b? (Adrianne Palicki) She is PERFECT for the role. Have you seen Ronda Rousey??? She's Ronda Rousey b! But I rest my case. This is a different approach and we'll see just how good she does on her solo act. In this one, acting wise she was okay nothing big or anything she just does pretty average being that she isn't in many scenes that allow her to do anything. On the humor side of things we have a new Alfred. This is one badass Alfred man. Hope he doesn't leave the series after this backlash because the Batman solo film will depend on a good Alfred as well. Now let's get to where things get a bit iffy for a bruva'. Like I was just thinking "what the hell this is completely out of place".... Lex Luthor... Or should I say Alexander Luthor... see, this is what happens when you rush shit b, you get a reborn shell of something we have never even seen done good before. And you **** up the shell, therefore we are not giving a **** about what that shell was before, or whatever they are trying to do with that shell now. I mean Jessie Eisenberg is being Jessie Eisenberg, NOT Luthor. He is being too quirkey trying too hard to be funny and coming off as a Joker impersonator. I mean there is one cringing scene where he is sticking a Jolly Rancher in a guys mouth and I'm just like... wow bro. Really bro? We sticking Jolly ranchers in each others mouths now... You know what. Imma let this picture sink in.

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Smh. Foreshame on Zack or whoever wanted to rush this shit out the gate.


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Cinematography - Have to say they really had it in the bag with this AT FIRST. The movie starts off showing Bruce's parents being murdered and in a very emotional way. Then it shows Bruce being lifted by bats which seemed a bit corny to me at first but then I see he was dreaming or whatever so it didn't bother me as much. The action scenes are really great as well with my favorite most likely being the one with Bruce Wayne driving about the city trying to save his people. That entire scene was damn amazing man I want to just see an entire apocalypse movie with Batman as the lead. Anywho the slow motion shots in this are very great as well, though I wish they would have had a R rated screening because I wanna see tits and blood and stuff. After we get past the good parts what we mostly get is a very patched on feel. Everything feels like a damn jigsaw puzzle of scenes they had to put together. Most scenes just cut into the other without the feeling that it needed to be cut to that shit man. But you know what. I'll save the rest for the Plot section.

Effects - Well here I guess I'll just speak on the whole theater 3d Experience and to be honest the 3D was pretty spectacular I have to say it. I am a man who loves 3D to death and thinks VR is the future lol So to see 3D be still doing so damn great so many years later is a blessing to me. I know it wasn't SHOT in 3D but they did a great job with the parts that were shot in the IMAX cameras and the post production 3D conversion was very well done but not on the level that Marvel movies has done because believe it or not Ant-Man wasn't shot in 3D and look how amazing that is lol. So yea if you do go see this I would say go see it in 3D hell even go to IMAX if you have the money (though spending 60 bucks on this aint worth it IMO)


Plot - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nice try DC. Nice try. Like I was sitting there thinking. Why am I getting a ****ing headache man did I drink too much Kickstarter? No it wasn't that... it was because there is so much jam packed into the damn film that it's ****ing annoying as SHIT!!! I walked out with a headache man. When you walk out of a movie you should feel like you saw a great film, feel like you can discuss it with your pops or ya girl or ya homies, but oooooh no I layed my head back and tried to take in all the damn ****ery that they tried to throw at us. Damn I felt like neo dodging bullets with the ****ery.

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You don't butcher this bro. When it comes to making a movie good man you have to make sure the backbone is built before you begin to work on the flesh. Because the flesh isn't built on nothing b. You need to have stature to this shit b. I am offended by the amount of shit thrown at me. This ain't a Zoo! I'm not a damn monkey! I know what you're doing DC! You're trying to play catch up with Marvel and now you have suffered from it. GREATLY.

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And I wonder why?
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And at the moment it's at 29% Critic and 70% Audience. I personally don't look at the audience side of things unless the trailers are giving away things that would affect the film's final verdict. So what happened with Terminator Genysis happened with BvS I think. Though most of the flack BvS is getting is damn deserving LMFAO Because man is the plot everywhere. One second you're in a dreamscape and you see Batman fighting against an evil Supes and the next minute you see The Flash attempting to set up Injustice. Then they sling you into another damn Lex scene with him trying to seem manic and Joker again. Then they attempt to rush to Wonder Woman who receives the leaks of the Justice League trailers. Only one worth it was Cyborg to be completely honest him and Batman are the only ones that look respectable at this point. (Did you hear Cyborgs voice???? WHOOO SPOT ON!) And my goodness after all of that treacherousness we finally get to what this movie promised. Batman versus Superman! Yea and the fight begins!!!!... and ends in about 5 minutes.... you know what... **** this movie yo LOL are you kidding me right now? I take shits longer than that fight scene. Good grief was I just dissapointed. But the scene at the end with Batman yelling about Martha was another emotional moment. I mean there are hidden things here and there that are great like the fact that Clark and Bruce's mom have the same name. I mean that scene really gets to you but at the end of the day folks you not giving enough of a shit about this because you have only seen one movie. Man of Steel. No Batman movie, no Man of Steel 2 no Wonder Woman or anything for that matter. You don't even get Lex Luthor in this film. You get a villain who has absolutely no motivation whatsoever. He just does things. Why are you doing this stuff bro? I think there is a scene about demons and angels but that's not explaining his reasons he's just being manic again. I mean there is no reason he needs Zods body. Or he needs to go on the ship. Or he needs BvS. He just. Does things.... no motivation man... whatsoever. And then the Kryptonian ship oh lord don't even get me started on that garbage. Why didn't Superman dump that in the ocean or destroy it. Oh yea... PLOT. Why didn't Superman just hold down Batmans hands and tell him about Martha? Oh yea... PLOT. Why is Luthor doing shit just because. Oh yea...

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Wish we had some boobs up in this... probably would've raised the score... Um anyways where was I oh yea the bullshit plot holes and using Superman as a plot device really turned me off to the entire film. Then at the end we get to Doomsday who is created by a Kryptonian ship that accepted fingerprints from a damn human being using zods fingerprints and the fact that the mechanical AI didn't even care it was a human being and at 37% power it charged up gave Lex all sorts of dangerous information, let him take control and let him create a ninja turtle named Doomsday. Man... What the hell... like I am so glad I watched Arrow season 4 before this because I had to prepare to watch the plot holes b. I mean Arrow has some plot holes but this... good God and I thought Arrow Season 3 was bad xd

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LMFAO but let's just get to the final verdict. I went in with absolutely no expectations and still walked out disappointed. I mean cmon they didn't even kill off superman all the way then go and put all of his sequels on hold. Superman was used and abused by Warner Brother LMFAO this is like if Marvel made Iron Man, then made Civil War straight after LMFAO I would be shitting all over that movie. I mean my dad fell asleep while watching this shit go down there was just too many scenes put into this it was dragged on and on. Good grief all I wanted was Batman V Superman and they even ****ed up that for a nika. :nuts:


5/10


This was exactly what The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was. A got damn mess. A beautiful 3D mess. But a mess nonetheless. So what did you all think of the film? And what do you think of a bruvas review? Is Superman still alive? Do you think Ben Affleck will stay on suicide watch? Find out next time on AMC's The Rotten Kryptonian! :lmao: Ok one more. At least we have X-Men and Civil War to look forward to right?

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- Dissapointment!
 
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Didn't read, that as 2 much, the movie was incredible, i give it a 9.5/10.
 

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A marvel fanboy throwing shade at a DC movie.....so unexpected
 

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youre expecting me to read all of that? eat this first 8======D
 

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I liked the movie just fine.
 

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Cant read the review too much bias in the way.
 

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Cant read the review too much bias in the way.

What bias??? I said this has the exact same problem as Spider-Man 2 and if anyone has any sort of problem with the review instead of posting like an ass they need to address the issue they have with it.

I liked the movie just fine.

Glad you enjoyed it bro. Had a pretty good time myself though everyone else is gonna come after me for not liking it as much as them. I'm ready for the shit posts :skorm:
 

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My bro I ****ing died when I saw this XD
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Finally watched it eh? Well having written a review myself idk how meaningful my comment will be but what the heck here goes.

The biggest thing I dont agree with u about is the plot. The movie had no plot holes and no "cuz plot" moments. First of all, the story is fairly focused. Its divided into multiple stories but the main one is ofc Bats vs Supes driven by consequences of MoS. Other than that u have the world divided on issue of Superman and the dreamush fireshadowing.
None of that really butchers the film. We barely had 10 minutes of nightmare sequences (ambiguous and puzzling on purpose) and like 2-3 minutes of Justice League teasers. Thats it. 15 mins max in a 2:30 hour movie. Not even a distraction really. Theyre all placed in good moments when not much was happening so they kept me on the edge at parts that wouldve been boring.

Rest is the main BvS thing. Second, Jesse played Luthor. Not the one we were used to, but Luthor no less. Even if we were to not call this a Luthor interpretation (for whatever reasons) we have 0 basis to call it a Joker wannabe. If u think this was Joker... well I advise u to read more Batman comics cuz the only common point is that theyrr both maniacs. Even this is hardly a connection as Lex craziness and Joker craziness are way different. We have here a mentally scarred character with a superiority complex mixed with great power and intellect. Way different from a completely unpredictable, chaotic, reckless, psychotic murderer like the Joker.

This ofc goes if we were to deny this being a version of Luthor. That ofcourse we cannot rationally do as its just a different interpretation. Might as well say Ledger wasnt Joker cuz he didnt laugh all the time and had a completely different look and personality. (Exactly the case here)
Speaking of Lex, you missed quite a few things about him.

He has faced harsh abuse as a child from the hand of his terrible father who served some sort of dictatorial ruler. Ambiguous as it may be but still serves to establish him as someone with a very fckd up past. Also his reasobs for hating Superman mostly stem from his egoism and arrogance. Lex suffers from a great superiority complex which has also been shown quite subtltly in the movie.

"You above everything else etc."

Superman represents that one being higher than him. Something unreachable. Perfect. Something he cannot measure up to. And he wants to destroy him for that. This is a well established trait from the Lex from comics which points well to the fact that thus is indeed a Lex Luthor were seeing.

He is a very egoistic, complex and tortured character whod go to all lengths to prove Superman isnt higher than him. All of this has been shown in the movie. This is what I loved about it. It puzzles u. Makes u read between the lines. Makes u think. A rarity in superhero movies and movies as a whole nowadays actually.

Though I can understand not getting his motives but how could u miss obvious things like Zods body?? Fingerprints? Tests? Hell screw all the small stuff it was Zods body that Doomsday was made from. He even kept a portion of Zods personality (remember the resentful glare he gave to the statue?). The ship even said "beginning metamorphosis". This was so paibfully obvious I dont know if u even paid attention to the movie at all.

Worse yet, u ask why would he go to the ship? Hes a scientist! Ofc hes gonna examine it. Also the ship was used to enter the universal library from which he gained knowledge of those many worlds, kryptonian history, devil and how to nake doomsday after all! How u couldnt get this is beyond me.

As for why didnt x do y, Superman didnt trash the ship because of plenty reasons. The most obvious one is formation of trust between him and humanity. A theme so loud and clear it drives both movies. He left it to the military becuz he thought they needed it. Besides he could have simply been unaware of the ship as he was of his fathers in MoS. If anything wed need a good explanation for why ud destroy the last remain of your civilization after all danger has passed?

And really dude? The hands? When was he gonna do that? When getting hit by the sonic waves? When getting a hail of bullets to the head? Or when he was gassed by Kryptonyte? Srsly tho, he didnt come to Gotham to fight. He came to talk. Only reason he flew him to the roof was in order to get some sense into him.

After seeing that bruce has no intention to listen he went to offense and then it was too late. Your question basically comes down to why didnt he just do it as soon as he came? A question quite dumb because why the hell should he. Why didnt Peter stop Bens murderer when he had the chance in SM1? Why did Tony not listen to others that Ultron was bad idea? Hell why stick to heroes? Why did the captain of Titanic not stick to the course and why didnt the engineers put enough boats?

Every movie couldve gone a different route had characters made different choices. Thats not cuz of plot. Thats characters making decisions based on the way they percieve the situation around them. Also none of the things u mentioned later are plot holes just u complaining about nothing.

As for BvS fight. It was about 11 minutes long. Atleast the final part. You see, people often consider huge long brawles to be the only conflicts superheroes can have with each others. You seem to be guolty of it too. Well newsflash kids, theres more to world than a neighbours yard. The real conflict was of psychological nature. Bruce vs Clark. Bats vs Supes. Man vs God.[\B]

Its a character driven psychological struggle and it ended in such a way too. The fight was but a violent escalation and a road to end the conflict. If u thought the only battle these two lead was the 11 minute one, work on ur viewing comprehension.

Speaking of characters, if anything this movie actually shaped Superman more than before. To the point that those who didnt like the character before came to admire him. The only thing I will agree on is that his death wasnt needed. In no way did they abuse the character.

Overall, its a complex movie filled with many details and hints which forces u to read between the lines and actively engage yourself in it in contrast to passivelly chilling as is the trend with Marvels movies. It has complex psychological themes presented and some of them are so well hidden that I cant help but admire the directors devotion as he couldve leave them out as 99% ppl didnt get them. (The most fascinating is the black and white picture in the background ib the shot when Bruce and Clark were talking in the gallery. God that was amazing)

To say such a movie (while definitely not without its flaws) is the same as a cliched, tried and proofed, mainstrem, slow mo fest that is The Amazing SpiderMan 2 is a sign of two things:

- lack of understanding of the film
- bias and lack of critical thought

I hope, for the sake of ur reputation, that its the first.
 
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LMFAO Xplode about to write a 10 page essay on why he thinks I am a Marvel fanboy and need to jump off a bridge XD

First of all, a critic has no right to complain about a lengthy post when writing such posts himself. It is a sign of hypocrisy on your part.

Second, you asked for peoples opinion and now youre laughing about how theyre gonna do all these distasteful things without even having heard it.

Lastly, I dont recall ever calling u a Marvel fanboy (but I sure do remember u saying that) so there is absolutely nothing to base that accusation on.

For the sake of ur reputation itd be best for u to refrain from dissing other members and actually work to prove your point through valid arguments.
 

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Movie is just a shitty attempt at building a justice league.
 

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Not a bad review.

What would take you to the next level of reviewing would be to pick a single area of entertainment and study it in depth. Especially if you like doing critical reviews, you need knowledge to be taken seriously. Otherwise you're just a person with an opinion like everyone else, anyone can post what they think of something. Having the humor of your opinion and then backing it with knowledgable outlooks from the filming perspective is what separates. Not to mention it would help you explain what you think better.

But overall I agree, not that great of a movie.
 

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Didn't read it all. XD sorry.


But yeah feel like I wasted my 10€ . T.T
 

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Finally watched it eh? Well having written a review myself idk how meaningful my comment will be but what the heck here goes.

It wont be meaningful. You have defended this movie with every bone in your body I was just awaiting your response and knew you would attempt to debunk everything I had stated. I am Ben Affleck's Batman in this situation b.

The biggest thing I dont agree with u about is the plot. The movie had no plot holes and no "cuz plot" moments. First of all, the story is fairly focused. Its divided into multiple stories but the main one is ofc Bats vs Supes driven by consequences of MoS. Other than that u have the world divided on issue of Superman and the dreamush fireshadowing.

You are completely ignoring everything I said. I understand that they are dividing this up. What I said was that is done in a very messy fashion, it is driven by Lex's meaningless motives and that it is showing off Batman as being a moron/dumbass in this situation. Batman is the world's greatest detective yet he lets all of this anger with no thought bring him to face Superman. Yea, nice job using Superman as a stepping stone for Batman WB.
None of that really butchers the film. We barely had 10 minutes of nightmare sequences (ambiguous and puzzling on purpose) and like 2-3 minutes of Justice League teasers. Thats it. 15 mins max in a 2:30 hour movie. Not even a distraction really. Theyre all placed in good moments when not much was happening so they kept me on the edge at parts that wouldve been boring.

You just debunked your entire it's "not a distraction" theory by stating that they are ambiguous. And also stating that the JL stuff were teasers. They were placed in at a moment where they could have easily been cut and used that time for the BvS movie itself. Ya know. The BACKBONE. They are rushing this stuff out the gate and c'mon man, even you have to notice it at this point.

Rest is the main BvS thing. Second, Jesse played Luthor. Not the one we were used to, but Luthor no less. Even if we were to not call this a Luthor interpretation (for whatever reasons) we have 0 basis to call it a Joker wannabe. If u think this was Joker... well I advise u to read more Batman comics cuz the only common point is that theyrr both maniacs. Even this is hardly a connection as Lex craziness and Joker craziness are way different. We have here a mentally scarred character with a superiority complex mixed with great power and intellect. Way different from a completely unpredictable, chaotic, reckless, psychotic murderer like the Joker.

Yes Lex and Joker are manics, but manics with the same personality and ideals??? C'mon man don't try to cover up his anxious and eratic behavior by saying that the comic Lex is the same way. He is the same way Joker is in this movie. A completely unpredictable, chaotic, reckless, psychotic murderer. He has no motives.

This ofc goes if we were to deny this being a version of Luthor. That ofcourse we cannot rationally do as its just a different interpretation. Might as well say Ledger wasnt Joker cuz he didnt laugh all the time and had a completely different look and personality. (Exactly the case here)
Speaking of Lex, you missed quite a few things about him.

Ledger was a perfect Joker what the... *sigh* Okay man I don't know where you were going with this one but okay. Tell me what I missed b.

He has faced harsh abuse as a child from the hand of his terrible father who served some sort of dictatorial ruler. Ambiguous as it may be but still serves to establish him as someone with a very fckd up past. Also his reasobs for hating Superman mostly stem from his egoism and arrogance. Lex suffers from a great superiority complex which has also been shown quite subtltly in the movie.

We aren't shown that father abuse so we know nothing about that therefore that's debunked. His reasons for hating Superman have no motive and here you are to say it yourself. He is just manic and doing shit just to do it. We are shown he is manic in the movie you are correct on that tho.

"You above everything else etc."

Gonna need more than that to show your point b.

Superman represents that one being higher than him. Something unreachable. Perfect. Something he cannot measure up to. And he wants to destroy him for that. This is a well established trait from the Lex from comics which points well to the fact that thus is indeed a Lex Luthor were seeing.

"This sense of betrayal, combined with Clark's closeness to Lionel Luthor, the father Lex never really had, and the overwhelming reality that Lana always loved Clark and not him, caused Lex to plunge into a deep hatred and jealousness that pushed him over the edge. Whatever good was left inside of Lex Luthor was destroyed by that sense of betrayal, and he ultimately decided that Clark must be his mortal enemy. If you recall, nothing good ever came out of being an enemy of the Luthor family, so Lex's obscession with Clark and the secret that was so deviously kept from him all those years turned into a determination to destroy Clark and everything he stands for."

The true reason. Now get out of my face with this Lex stuff bro tired of hearing it.

He is a very egoistic, complex and tortured character whod go to all lengths to prove Superman isnt higher than him. All of this has been shown in the movie. This is what I loved about it. It puzzles u. Makes u read between the lines. Makes u think. A rarity in superhero movies and movies as a whole nowadays actually.

Ok he is egotistic... ok he is complex... we don't see him be tortured. His ego and his complexity are driven by his manic behavior. He has no motives he just wants to prove he is higher than him? Ok Joker LOL

Though I can understand not getting his motives but how could u miss obvious things like Zods body?? Fingerprints? Tests? Hell screw all the small stuff it was Zods body that Doomsday was made from. He even kept a portion of Zods personality (remember the resentful glare he gave to the statue?). The ship even said "beginning metamorphosis". This was so paibfully obvious I dont know if u even paid attention to the movie at all.

Bro you still not addressing the plot holes in this thing. He just throws Zods body in the water and poof we got Doomsday and now you even made it worse mentioning he had Zods Personality. That's not helping your case man LOL I payed attention to the movie you are the one here trying to avoid the obvious plot holes and attempting to discuss things I didn't mention in the review to cover up that fact.

Worse yet, u ask why would he go to the ship? Hes a scientist! Ofc hes gonna examine it. Also the ship was used to enter the universal library from which he gained knowledge of those many worlds, kryptonian history, devil and how to nake doomsday after all! How u couldnt get this is beyond me.

He went on the ship and created Doomsday because he is a scientist... he calls Superman a monster and hates things higher than him yet he creates something he can't control, that is higher than him, that is a monster that will kill a bunch of innocent people. Also you are still ignoring the fact he even got access to all of that knowledge. He walked into the damn ship with ripped off finger prints, the AI ignored the fact that he was doing this and let him do whatever the hell he wanted. The hell outta here with this garbage LMFAO

As for why didnt x do y, Superman didnt trash the ship because of plenty reasons. The most obvious one is formation of trust between him and humanity. A theme so loud and clear it drives both movies. He left it to the military becuz he thought they needed it. Besides he could have simply been unaware of the ship as he was of his fathers in MoS. If anything wed need a good explanation for why ud destroy the last remain of your civilization after all danger has passed?

Trust in humanity? Good grief you got me sounding like Charlie Brown at the moment but Good Grief dude. You will use anything you can to defend this wont you? *sigh* Let me tell you why this is not what Superman would do. He destroyed a damn spy drone in Man of Steel. He doesn't trust humanity that much b, or he would have let that drone follow his ass anywhere. It amazes me how much you want to defend this though. Also... how the hell can you be unaware of something that is in a HUMONGOUS WHITE STORAGE BUILDING..... I'm done....

And really dude? The hands? When was he gonna do that? When getting hit by the sonic waves? When getting a hail of bullets to the head? Or when he was gassed by Kryptonyte? Srsly tho, he didnt come to Gotham to fight. He came to talk. Only reason he flew him to the roof was in order to get some sense into him.

When the Kryptonite went away and Batman was attempting to punch his face and failed. Could have grabbed him and explained everything. Hell probably even before that LOL

After seeing that bruce has no intention to listen he went to offense and then it was too late. Your question basically comes down to why didnt he just do it as soon as he came? A question quite dumb because why the hell should he. Why didnt Peter stop Bens murderer when he had the chance in SM1? Why did Tony not listen to others that Ultron was bad idea? Hell why stick to heroes? Why did the captain of Titanic not stick to the course and why didnt the engineers put enough boats?

You are comparing... Peter and Bens relationship... to Batman and... Okay bro just read what I'm about to say. Superman could have grabbed him. And told him. Martha. That's it. It would have been over. Plot Hole man. I guess you could say this superman is more anger driven but even then that's me trying to make up an excuse for it. At the end of the day they are treating Superman as a plot device man.

Every movie couldve gone a different route had characters made different choices. Thats not cuz of plot. Thats characters making decisions based on the way they percieve the situation around them. Also none of the things u mentioned later are plot holes just u complaining about nothing.

So you are telling me Superman wanted to fight Batman? He didn't want to try to convince him that Lex was using him? I mean if he did... then he would have held him down and told him. Or you know. He can be used as a plot device.

As for BvS fight. It was about 11 minutes long. Atleast the final part. You see, people often consider huge long brawles to be the only conflicts superheroes can have with each others. You seem to be guolty of it too. Well newsflash kids, theres more to world than a neighbours yard. The real conflict was of psychological nature. Bruce vs Clark. Bats vs Supes. Man vs God.[\B]


LMFAOOO you are even going to defend this short ass fight. I'm guilty??? How am I guilty I didn't write this shit XD You didn't even attempt anything here all you are saying is that enyone who thought it was too short are children and that we need to let WB and DC pump us in the ass and accept what we get because Batman V Superman. Okay you right.

Its a character driven psychological struggle and it ended in such a way too. The fight was but a violent escalation and a road to end the conflict. If u thought the only battle these two lead was the 11 minute one, work on ur viewing comprehension.

It's driven by a bunch of motiveless actions if you ask me, and ended in such a way too. And the battle was only 11 minutes. Damn man what you want to see a full length film of Superheros in court talking all damn day? Good grief.

Speaking of characters, if anything this movie actually shaped Superman more than before. To the point that those who didnt like the character before came to admire him. The only thing I will agree on is that his death wasn't needed. In no way did they abuse the character.

They completely used him you are ignoring it tho. Man of Steel was the stepping stone and they kill him off so they can focus on other things. If you choose to stay blinded to the facts so be it man whatever helps you sleep at night and makes you happy.

Overall, its a complex movie filled with many details and hints which forces u to read between the lines and actively engage yourself in it in contrast to passivelly chilling as is the trend with Marvels movies. It has complex psychological themes presented and some of them are so well hidden that I cant help but admire the directors devotion as he couldve leave them out as 99% ppl didnt get them. (The most fascinating is the black and white picture in the background ib the shot when Bruce and Clark were talking in the gallery. God that was amazing)

Forces you to read between the line??? (This is a book?) Complex? You mean overstuffed right? Well hidden? Nah I believe it's all thrown at you at once. And that black and white shot? You mean the 10 sec part we already seen in the trailers? Nah I was expecting more of a conversation between the two. I was once again. Disappointed.

To say such a movie (while definitely not without its flaws) is the same as a cliched, tried and proofed, mainstrem, slow mo fest that is The Amazing SpiderMan 2 is a sign of two things:

You listed only one flaw the entire time you were trying to convince me I was wrong so don't come to me with that "without its flaws" BS you are clearly riding the scrotum of this movies weak and tender backbone that you assume you are right about everything you speak on about it. Get over yaself fam it's a weak film and is as overstuffed and mainstream as The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is. If it wasn't mainstream they wouldn't be rushing this shit out the gate with the quickness :)

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lack of understanding of the film
- bias and lack of critical thought

Bro... my review is longer than yours. LOL (Lack of critical thought thooooo HAHA) Whereas you gave absolute praise to the film and did nothing but attempt to seem like you're being as critical as possible when really the entire time you are being the fanboy and when really YOU are being the bias one in this situation. We all know this movie isn't as great as you and all these fans are saying it is yet it's you people trying to force us to accept your damn opinions. Trying to come into every thread and defend this average ass movie until WB signs you on as a promoter. To be honest I could care less about your opinion and I don't want to hear your thoughts on any movie ever again. Though I am glad you enjoyed it and can't wait to see what DC is gonna bring us with Suicide Squad.

I hope, for the sake of ur reputation, that its the first.

Before you attempt to talk about my reputation. How about you go and earn some.
 

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Didn't read it all. XD sorry.


But yeah feel like I wasted my 10€ . T.T

I understand lol

Yea me too. Should have waited for 3D blu ray instead.

Movie is just a shitty attempt at building a justice league.

Basically LOL

Not a bad review.

What would take you to the next level of reviewing would be to pick a single area of entertainment and study it in depth. Especially if you like doing critical reviews, you need knowledge to be taken seriously. Otherwise you're just a person with an opinion like everyone else, anyone can post what they think of something. Having the humor of your opinion and then backing it with knowledgable outlooks from the filming perspective is what separates. Not to mention it would help you explain what you think better.

But overall I agree, not that great of a movie.

Thanks for the advice I really appreciate it! I am gonna start lowering the humor though because it seems people are going to take me as a damn joke. When really they don't know the man trynna be a director in his own right :sigar:

Could have been a good standalone Batman film instead tho. A bit of a Wonder Woman cameo at the end too. *sigh*
 
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