I hate Mother

[Norman Bates]

's insanely beautiful dress was ruined yesterday due a freak incident with a motel guest. Yes, part of it was our fault because we weren't paying attention and didn't lock the door as we were just lost in each other, but how dare some random guest just barge into our home? Our home may be near our motel, but our home isn't the motel. People shouldn't just walk in. I believe he mumbled something about hearing people screaming and loud noises, our bad, but really. How rude. I took care of the situation very quick, but in doing so, the guest just completely ruined her lovely blue dress. Crimson red is just so hard to clean. I apologized profusely for not being able to contain the spraying. It went all over the floor, where the dress was. Mother was very kind and forgiving though. She was content on not letting this ruin our day. Instead, we went out, had some dinner, disposed of the previously mentioned problem, and I surprised her with a new dress. Her beautiful smile that spawned from seeing the dress is what I live for. Make no mistake, I locked the door that night.

And yes, the incomplete title was a practical joke. Happy April Fool's Day, people of this forum. I doubt it fooled anyone as we all know my love with Mother is unbreakable, but Dylan and Emma suggest I try to be more humorous. The thread is not pointless though, as I really wanted to share the story and ask you all a question.

When was the last time you surprised your significant other with a gift? How was it? Was it wonderful?

 

[Marin]

I hate your mother too.

 

[Norman Bates]

I hate your mother too.

It seems you simply read the title and skipped everything else as I imagined a typical Internet user would do. It was a humorous April Fool's joke! You failed for it! I can see why people find this day enjoyable. Although, I am concerned with your response. If you are simply playing along, then fine, but if not, how could anyone harbor such negative emotions toward my Mother? She is an angel. She wouldn't even harms a fly.

 

[Marin]

It seems you simply read the title and skipped everything else as I imagined a typical Internet user would do. It was a humorous April Fool's joke! You failed for it! I can see why people find this day enjoyable. Although, I am concerned with your response. If you are simply playing along, then fine, but if not, how could anyone harbor such negative emotions toward my Mother? She is an angel. She wouldn't even harms a fly.

I read your post. I hate her and so do you.

You're just convincing yourself that you don't, hence why you need to mention how much you love her in every post. You won't fool anyone tho, not even yourself.

@bold: But you would psycho boy? I got a good doc btw. He may help you get over the mommy-complex. Just tell me one thing tho, did she abuse you when you were 8 or when you hit puberty?

 

[Norman Bates]

I read your post. I hate her and so do you.

You're just convincing yourself that you don't, hence why you need to mention how much you love her in every post. You won't fool anyone tho, not even yourself.

@bold: But you would psycho boy? I got a good doc btw. He may help you get over the mommy-complex. Just tell me one thing tho, did she abuse you when you were 8 or when you hit puberty?

Excuse me? I love Mother. She is my whole world. I could never hate her. In fact, I'm offended this idea. I'm assuming you have some personal problems of your own, which I hope you overcome, but do not ever speak ill of my relationship with Mother.

My name is Norman, not "psycho boy." That fifth grade level nickname is not only a lie in so many ways, but a bit mean.

And NO. She would never, ever hurt me. She has shown me nothing except for love. Doctor, I really suggest you take a step back and revaluate this entire idea you have of me. It is entirely false.

 

[Marin]

Excuse me? I love Mother. She is my whole world. I could never hate her. In fact, I'm offended this idea. I'm assuming you have some personal problems of your own, which I hope you overcome, but do not ever speak ill of my relationship with Mother.

My name is Norman, not "psycho boy." That fifth grade level nickname is not only a lie in so many ways, but a bit mean.

And NO. She would never, ever hurt me. She has shown me nothing except for love. Doctor, I really suggest you take a step back and revaluate this entire idea you have of me. It is entirely false.

The denial is real lol You are a psycho tho. Thats the whole point of ur broderline incest show.

As for me, oh my little psycho boy you have no idea... speaking of problems tho, Observer told me he banged ur mother. Maybe hes your dad. :Sparks:

 

[Norman Bates]

The denial is real lol You are a psycho tho. Thats the whole point of ur broderline incest show.

As for me, oh my little psycho boy you have no idea... speaking of problems tho, Observer told me he banged ur mother. Maybe hes your dad. :Sparks:

You've seen my reality show? Well, it was reality. It is even more scripted nowadays and they paint a very strange picture of Mother & in terms of me being crazy, which is purely for ratings I assure you. I'm glad to know of a fan. A poorly informed one, but I can't blame you. I can only blame network. No harm though. All is okay.

Do not joke around with that disgusting idea. Why do you win me over and say something so ugly? Mother is in a very committed relationship. I have no idea who this observer is. I don't appreciate these lies. So, please, refrain from being so...poor in your attempt at humor.

 

[Marin]

You've seen my reality show? Well, it was reality. It is even more scripted nowadays and they paint a very strange picture of Mother & in terms of me being crazy, which is purely for ratings I assure you. I'm glad to know of a fan. A poorly informed one, but I can't blame you. I can only blame network. No harm though. All is okay.

Do not joke around with that disgusting idea. Why do you win me over and say something so ugly? Mother is in a very committed relationship. I have no idea who this observer is. I don't appreciate these lies. So, please, refrain from being so...poor in your attempt at humor.

A fan is a strong word. And Im dead serious. Heard it was a gang job.

Cant say I blame him tho she is a milf

 

[Norman Bates]

A fan is a strong word. And Im dead serious. Heard it was a gang job.

Cant say I blame him tho she is a milf

You are absolutely appalling. I am happy she is out and not active enough on this site to see such horrible lies. I am livid, but I will contain my composure though. You are merely jealous of what I have with Mother. You are jealous of our connection. I hope you find your other half, but with that attitude, I doubt you will.

I will no longer reply to such horrid comments about my beloved Mother. Goodbye.

On topic: Has anyone had a similar experience to the one I mentioned in my first post?

 

[Marin]

You are absolutely appalling. I am happy she is out and not active enough on this site to see such horrible lies. I am livid, but I will contain my composure though. You are merely jealous of what I have with Mother. You are jealous of our connection. I hope you find your other half, but with that attitude, I doubt you will.

I will no longer reply to such horrid comments about my beloved Mother. Goodbye.

On topic: Has anyone had a similar experience to the one I mentioned in my first post?

Lol Still denying huh? You asked me tho. No need to cry now psycho boy.

And lol Im sure there was a connection alright. A physical aconnection indeed :Sparks:

 

[Prince Lucifer]

I hate her too.. Or hated, but we made up, Oh did we made up! Trust me, kid, your mother has talent, I never knew a girl could go low...especially that low