The most stupid way to pick up a random girl?

[Deadlift]

I'm going to a big city where nobody knows me, and I was planning to do a little of social experiments to not get bored. Now, the most popular way to do this is trying to pick up random girls telling stupid, funny or unusual things, in order to see the reaction.
Now I'm inexplicably out of fantasy and I would like you to suggest me a very stupid phrase in order to make it funny, could you do that?
It has obviously to be respectful

 

[Jack Spicer]

Hey gurl, I'm here looking for some shen gong wu, but right now, all I can focus on is shen gong you.

 

[Ripple Hole]

Cut me up and eat the thickest piece of meat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Deadlift]

Hey gurl, I'm here looking for some shen gong wu, but right now, all I can focus on is shen gong you.

I was thinking about something like "hey what have you had for breakfast?" "(answer)" "Me too! We've a lot of things in common, why don't you give me your number"

 

[Deadlift]

Cut me up and eat the thickest piece of meat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If I do such a thing she would really cut me up lol Italian girls are really difficult

 

[Ripple Hole]

I was thinking about something like "hey what have you had for breakfast?" "(answer)" "Me too! We've a lot of things in common, why don't you give me your number"

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[Deadlift]

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AHAHAHAHHA Thanks I've said that right now I'm out of fantasy

 

[Marin]

Make sure you record it all.

I like to watch people get slapped. :$

 

[Deadlift]

Make sure you record it all.

I like to watch people get slapped. :$

Naa I would get slapped if I asked them for ***. More probably they would ignore me, if they're so crabbed