Zombie Twins vs Kisame

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Curse Mark

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I don't even know what's plaguing these people. smh

You going to try and counter or?

The scan I provided was the form of Gamabunta we've seen more often. The size of him when he rivals bijuus. But we don't even have to use Gama if you want. Use Shukaku and Gaara on top. Or use some other bijuu. You are hurting my brain.
 

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And now that I think of it, when Hidan creates the ritual, the blood becomes a seal. Meaning it wont wash off from Suiton Lol.

Shikimaru made Hidan slide his feet off of the ritual, and the blood was never smeared off:

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So that debunks anything of Suiton being able to do it.
 

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And now that I think of it, when Hidan creates the ritual, the blood becomes a seal. Meaning it wont wash off from Suiton Lol.

Shikimaru made Hidan slide his feet off of the ritual, and the blood was never smeared off:

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So that debunks anything of Suiton being able to do it.

If he steps out of the circle it still ends
 

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You going to try and counter or?

The scan I provided was the form of Gamabunta we've seen more often. The size of him when he rivals bijuus. But we don't even have to use Gama if you want. Use Shukaku and Gaara on top. Or use some other bijuu. You are hurting my brain.
:lol just because you say so it is? I agreed before that Bunta is bigger, but the difference isn't all that much for bunta to be bigger than the dome.
 

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:lol just because you say so it is? I agreed before that Bunta is bigger, but the difference isn't all that much for bunta to be bigger than the dome.

Bunta's besides the point. You claimed that the racoon is bijuu sized. Not only did you claim it you tried to insult the intelligence of anyone who disagreed and you couldnt have been more wrong.
 

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Bunta's besides the point. You claimed that the racoon is bijuu sized. Not only did you claim it you tried to insult the intelligence of anyone who disagreed and you couldnt have been more wrong.
I showed you approximate sizes with them next to humans. If you can do better be my guest
 

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It aint clear cut when most of these point you mention are irrelevant to claim superiority. And already witness feats against the same characters they went up against.

Samehada is trashed by High Scale ninjutsu, lmao Subterranean gets trashed by Zukokku or Atsugai no discussion. And that would be Kisame's worst decision if Zukkokku was used w/ Futon. Please stop the wank. The only thing here thats significant here is GSB, cause of its absorption priorities.

Was actually looking for a decent discussion, but your posts are getting so progressively worse. Take off the Ray Charles glasses, and please attempt to comprehend the manga. It makes it very clear that Kisame is superior, and thankfully the majority here comprehends that. It takes just being slightly sensible to realize this.

Laughable. Samehada will absorb all of Kakuzu's jutsu within it's absorption box range. And if for whatever odd reason it can't, Samehada heals Kisame. Another joke. Those techniques aren't touching Kisame from underneath the ground. You're right, no discussion needed. Your points here are absolute garbage.

@Bold, are we reading the same manga here. Hidan outclass Asuma and drew his blood. And Kisame couldnt even touch Asuma in Close Quarters, lol please stop. The only thing Kisame took off in feats is his ninjutsu finally being revealed, which part 1 stated he needed to hold back on already. You argument isn't going to make anymore sense based on the fact Konoha's Jonins also got a stat boost by DB description and we outright seem them keeping up with Akatsuki in combat.

Apparently not. I'm trying to discuss Naruto, while you're discussing whatever fantasy manga that's floating around in your head that I'm not slightly interested in. Does Hidan have anything in his arsenal like wind chakra blades unpredictably appearing at point blank range? No, he doesn't right? Good, thanks. @ bold, . After that, Asuma avoided Kisames swings twice and that was literally it. A Samehada that was lacking from it's normal size. What a milestone feat we have here for Asuma. Glad you brought up the DB, because Kisame outclasses Hidan there too. Oh word, so when 30% Kisame was handling Team Gai, and even quickly overwhelmed base Gai in CQC? 6G Gai is leaps and bounds above of what Asuma and Hidan can do within CQC, and Gai needed to use just that to KO Kisame at 30% of his capacity. Lmao, like you're so far off target with everything it's not even funny.

Asuma lost to Hidan due to a lack of intel, and being poorly weapon equipped against Hidans scythe. Hidan loses both of these edges against Kisame, in addition to being already outclassed in skill set.

When did I say its irrelevant? I said its "as relevant". Meaning even though feats and portray someone being faster, doesnt simply mean they beat so and so in close combat. All Kisame had to do was react to Bee's thurst blitz thats it. Bee's and Sabu's arrogance weren't aware that their tactic was going to fail based on the priorities of Samehada. The only thing your proving here is that Kisame has feats reacting to somone as fast as Bee. And I dont know what kind of gap your giving Base Bee compare to the likes of Kakashi or Sasuke. Not when DB gives each other these characters rivaling physical stats and combat skills.

You clearly were attempting to brush it off as if it was an insignificant factor. I never said it necessarily did, but it is in fact a major factor and an obvious advantage you would want to have. Umm, nice attempt at downplaying Kisames feat. He had to locate Bee and his projectile, brush off Sabu, spin his body, position it so that the projectile hit a non lethal area, locate Bee's strike, and block it. All within point blank range coming at speeds exceeding whatever Hidan can hope to do. Though V1 Bee just used a linear charge, it's still V1 Bee, who is obviously incredibly fast, yet Kisame was still able to more than just physically react. You have absolutely nothing but 'because Asuma Lol', as if he contends with base and V1 Bee.

Being impaired isn't going to changed his reaction feats thats comparable to the likes of Guy and Kakashi so try again. Doesn't matter what he said since 1. "!!" means his surprised and 2.) Hidan outright stated it was on purpose:
parrying 1 weapon means he gets cut by the other sorry.

You have literally got to be joking. I shouldn't have to explain why being heavily physically impaired slows down ones reaction, but you would be the one to try and claim otherwise. Yep, throw all remaining manga comprehension right out the window now too. Contradicts what Asuma said, the only one who who would know whether he saw it coming or not. And "!!" indicates being alerted or wary, "!?" indicates being completely caught off guard.

Yeah, this is all a joke. Highly doubt I'll waist my time continuing this discussion with you, wasn't expecting something this stupid.
 
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I showed you approximate sizes with them next to humans. If you can do better be my guest

The scan you used isn't a bijuu. If you'd like to use a scan of a bijuu then by all means go ahead. But you shouldn't even need to. It should be so, so clear that ponta isn't anywhere close to being on the same scale.

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Gaara is barely a smudge on shukaku's forehead and keep in mind you can't even see the entirety of shukaku.
 

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Gamabunta bigger than the water dome is easily the biggest fanboyism I've seen in the whole NB
 

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Gamabunta bigger than the water dome is easily the biggest fanboyism I've seen in the whole NB

I mean that's pretty bad but not much worse than Ponta being the size of a bijuu.
 

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The scan you used isn't a bijuu. If you'd like to use a scan of a bijuu then by all means go ahead. But you shouldn't even need to. It should be so, so clear that ponta isn't anywhere close to being on the same scale.

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Gaara is barely a smudge on shukaku's forehead and keep in mind you can't even see the entirety of shukaku.
and I've proven that Bunta the size of Shukaku is as big as Ponta.
 

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and I've proven that Bunta the size of Shukaku is as big as Ponta.

....No you haven't because you didn't use that bunta. You used the version of Bunta from pein arc which was much smaller.
 

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Was actually looking for a decent discussion, but your posts are getting so progressively worse. Take off the Ray Charles glasses, and please attempt to comprehend the manga. It makes it very clear that Kisame is superior, and thankfully the majority here comprehends that. It takes just being slightly sensible to realize this.

You want people to believe the hype thats not even there. What Im seeing here is someone wank trying to blind lead others. This isn't necessary to try and break down but you really thought it was necessary so here it goes:

Has the most chakra in the organization

How is this relevant to superiority again? If this is your ABC logic then you mine as well state that this makes Kisame superior then everyone else in Akatsuki too.

will never tire out or fall

Are we going to just ignore the fact that Hidan is in the same proposition now? And by the fact that Zombie Duo are known to be nearly impossible to kill too?

gets stronger in proportion to his opponents

Doesnt add as much flavor as your trying to make it out to be. As it all depend on how much chakra his opponent has and how much he can steal. Thats hardly a factor for this match up. Hardly better looking in fighting immortals.

said to wield as much power as a bijuu

As relevant point then Kishimoto stating 2 man cell > Jins/Buijuu

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went up against stronger opponents

(s) is an exaggeration. The only opponent that strong, Kisame faced was Bee. Which means nothing when Kisame rivals these dudes physical stats and we seen dudes (Sasuke to Kakashi) with similar rival stats kept up with Bee.

Laughable. Samehada will absorb all of Kakuzu's jutsu within it's absorption box range. Another joke. Those techniques aren't touching Kisame from underneath the ground. You're right, no discussion needed. Your points here are absolute garbage.

Laughable. And you know that, based on the fact that you specifically mentioned the @Bold. Kisame Box range against Futon = failure. As his not consuming that blast all at once which mean his getting overpowered, he might even lose Samehada. Then I would have told you to refer to canon when it comes to Katon. And now his up against a sea of flames, Lol please. Then your going to outright ignore the fact that these technique, Futon alone or Katon+Futon, has feats and specially stated in the DB capable of goring/eating the ground. Let alone thinking Doton is going to a factor against a character who mastered Doton (or literally all basic elements). Dont even start calling points garbage.


Apparently not. I'm trying to discuss Naruto, while you're discussing whatever fantasy manga that's floating around in your head that I'm not slightly interested in. Does Hidan have anything in his arsenal like wind chakra blades unpredictably appearing at point blank range? No, he doesn't right? Good, thanks. @ bold, . After that, Asuma avoided Kisames swings twice and that was literally it. A Samehada that was lacking from it's normal size. What a milestone feat we have here for Asuma. Glad you brought up the DB, because Kisame outclasses Hidan there too. Oh word, so when 30% Kisame was handling Team Gai, and even quickly overwhelmed base Gai in CQC? 6G Gai is leaps and bounds above of what Asuma and Hidan can do within CQC, and Gai needed to use just that to KO Kisame at 30% of his capacity. Lmao, like you're so far off target with everything it's not even funny.

Yeah, no, it just seems selective reading is being used here. @Underline no he doesn't, but does having superior reflexes, CQC, that needed Shikmaru jutsu constantly on his neck for support, and an unorthodox fighting style to make up for it? Yup, you are welcome. @Bold yup another fail by showing a scan of Asuma interpret/blocking for someone else. Let it be 3-10 times dodging swings from Kisame its irrelevant. Anyone reading can come the the context that they were going back to back at each other until the surprise. Me bringing up DB makes my case stronger based on the fact lower stats still give him the ability to face characters superior in stats. Yeah cause were going to ignore the ass kicking Kisame got, and needed to trap team Guy. And the fact that 30% beating Base Guy is even more worthy feat for Hidan, since Asuma can match 100% Kisame in CQC. Yea its pretty funny alright.

Asuma lost to Hidan due to a lack of intel, and being poorly weapon equipped against Hidans scythe. Hidan loses both of these edges against Kisame, in addition to being already outclassed in skill set.

LMAO so lets just ignore the fact that Asuma had the advantage in weapon via chakra blade. Lets ignored the fact that Asuma outright stated CQC, PLUS his combo with Shikimaru, is not enough to take out Hidan. And lets just ignore the fact Asuma CQC is outright rival with Kisame's skill set.

You clearly were attempting to brush it off as if it was an insignificant factor. I never said it necessarily did, but it is in fact a major factor and an obvious advantage you would want to have. Umm, nice attempt at downplaying Kisames feat. He had to locate Bee and his projectile, brush off Sabu, spin his body, position it so that the projectile hit a non lethal area, locate Bee's strike, and block it. All within point blank range coming at speeds exceeding whatever Hidan can hope to do. Though V1 Bee just used a linear charge, it's still V1 Bee, who is obviously incredibly fast, yet Kisame was still able to more than just physically react. You have absolutely nothing but 'because Asuma Lol', as if he contends with base and V1 Bee.

Well if I did is because its not important for this match up, sorry. And all of that is unnecessary when Hidan's unpredictable movements makes up for the speed he doesnt have that catches Kisame off guard. Cause it sure as hell did against Asuma, who rivals Kisame in that field. So, fast and hard techniques/movements isn't going to work (Yet alone chakra support). Thats what you proved here only.

You have literally got to be joking. I shouldn't have to explain why being heavily physically impaired slows down ones reaction, but you would be the one to try and claim otherwise. Yep, throw all remaining manga comprehension right out the window now too. Contradicts what Asuma said, the only one who who would know whether he saw it coming or not. And "!!" indicates being alerted or wary, "!?" indicates being completely caught off guard.

Yeah, this is all a joke. Highly doubt I'll waist my time continuing this discussion with you, wasn't expecting something this stupid.

Ill give you @Bold.

2.) Bringing that scan, once again, hardly matters when Hidan did it on purpose.
3.) Asuma reaction was never bad to begin with. It was good enough to be dead equal to Kisame in CQC alright.

So far your wank failed to put Kisame on this petal stool in skill gap is not going well. If your stopping its because Im not stupid enough to read through them.
 
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EJ's going ham in this thread.
 

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So no counter to GSB eh

Lemme Vote Kisame murks :coffee:
 
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