Zombie Twins vs Kisame

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Curse Mark

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Add Joki Boi to zombie duo and it becomes a neg diff stomp to their favor.

Wow your cunning and wit never fail to impress.
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EJB can't prove shit, so you might as well try.

Aight, I'm just gonna use google images because I don't feel like going through the manga. You'll find that these are just colored images from the manga anyways [but feel free to compare the two].

Here we see gamabunta compared to Naruto. Naruto is around the size of his eye.
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Here we see Ponta and Kisame/Bee. They are around like half the size of his face. The difference in size is baffling.
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He lost to literally the most un-strategic character in the manga twice .-.

Hidan also provides an ample distraction to water dome, and can even be used as a human shield to lessen the blow from GSB to Kakuzu if need be.

Kisame also can't really tear him to shreds much.

He lost to that guy/Guy because he's the worst matchup ever for Kisame, since his abilities are all built on taijutsu, that Kisame can't absorb.
Also, what kind of distraction can Hidan even nearly do in Water Dome? If he's already inside that, he would get eviscerated without even having the time to say "Jashin"
 

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He lost to that guy/Guy because he's the worst matchup ever for Kisame, since his abilities are all built on taijutsu, that Kisame can't absorb.
Also, what kind of distraction can Hidan even nearly do in Water Dome? If he's already inside that, he would get eviscerated without even having the time to say "Jashin"

Hidan would breathe in water and sink
 

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Last post really. Can only handle so much idiocy

Good, cause you notice everyone catching on to your BS your sprouting

This is funny shit. This huge distance between Kakuzu and Team 10 is as fanfiction as the rest of your post

This is no more than 20M. I really love it when you're exposing your idiocy with every word that you type. Fact is Kakuzu's zukkuko is about as tall as the trees you say are boss summon sized. The same boss summons maybe twice or 3 times bigger than ponta. The same ponta I showed looking like a speck of shit compared to the dome. When will you stop giving yourself the trouble of exerting your brain a little too much?

Calls me an idiot and makes up his own numbers in distance FOH. Shikmaru's shadow was stated to extend/cover low-mid range[ ] via DB and Already seen have far mid range by that scan. And Kakuzu Futon blew them even further. I already post a much more crisp picture indicating the distance they were between Kakuzu now (yet alone the trees behind them, which we also get DB info of Kakuzu's range via covering all ranges. But this cat wants to take a low quantity (Kishomoto sick day) scan to somehow debunk my own point. Thank you for letting this be your last as you obviously have no arguments refuting the scale of Kakuzu's ninjutsu.

And this dude is really only covering the length point for Kakuzu ninjutsu and completely ignores the width which is the most factor here.

Till you stop over rating Ponda size, and get you head out of your ass, you would notice that your arguments is straight up stupid and wouldn't be overrating the scale of Kisame's ninjutsu.

Bold is extremely ironic, since all you can say is that. While you yourself can't prove jack about the trees in the zombie arc being so much bigger than the trees that waterdome dwarfed.
I wonder how big you think the waterdome is.

Lmao this dude, game over:

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Kisame covering multiple little trees and Kakuzu is covering multiple gigantic trees, in both length and width. Yet somehow proving it dwafs smaller tree>>dwarfs Kakuzu's. Dat logic


@Underline that clearly proves you cant read as I post it three times:

What I comprehend here is that Water Dome covers half more then tall trees, much like Buijuus. The size of Water Dome is capable of engulfing a full Buijuu inside. Correct? Please share the flaw in the scaling.

Kisame already used his best Suiton Lake against Bee, and we witness it being half more higher then tall tree[ ]. Same tall trees that even rivals the height of Gyyuki[ > ]

You proved that the raccoon is as tall as tree bark. While just the leg part of a Boss summon covers over trees. Good job proving WD is only big enough to engulf a Full Buijuu


But overall, you never really had a point since you can't prove that the boss summons are that much bigger than ponta.

I dont see you getting you head out of your ass. So Im screwed talking to a wall. Till you admit this and concede then your argument falls. But knowing that your wrong is not going to happen so keep saving face I guess.

You can't even prove those trees are the same size, which brings me to my point on the previous post regarding your inability to read. While I posted adequate scans of the raccoon, trees, and the dome. So please, humbly shut the fuck up and prove something with scans, instead of randomly posting them without any reason.



EJB strikes once again. you didn't even read my post. Nice job telling me that they stand on some branches, meaning "they are tall trees", when there are 10M trees outside my house when you can stand on them. Full of shitty logic my man you are.

So once again, EJB is here with his brain in his hands trying to prove something without actually logically supporting it.

For a second there I thought you would use you brain and put the pieces yourself. You say thats my logic, good, as it doesnt change how its the same as the location in Kisame trees being as small. Which I scale it up specially for you.

Great job

Its always cool exposing your dumbass, thank you.


I'm still waiting to see Futon:rasengan being as strong as FRS or have an impact such as FRS.

So no more points, and now your using red herring fallacy. I broke down why FRS is superior then Futon: Rasengan already and broke down why Futon: Rasengan is the foundation of Shiruken form. Theres nothing more that was already broken down in the DB. I cant simplify it for your dumbass any further.

I suggest you re read the manga, or at least when it explaining the process is needed to completely mix two chakra natures and why both Naruto, Kakuzu, and Sasuke needed to adjust and change their chakra ratio to complete a combo jutsu.

*sigh*
Take into the account the case of Indra's arrow vs the two rasenshuriken Naruto used to counter it. What we know about the nature of the techniques? Wind>Lightning. Yet the two techniques stalemated. What does this say? Indra arrow had so much chakra in it that could stalemate a wind technique, even though by nature indra arrow's lightning<Naruto's wind.
My point is that if a technique has much more chakra in it, it can counter another technique which by nature is inferior to.
Sure a fire/wind combo is stronger than a regular suiton, but once you put enough chakra into it, it can overcome the said combo.
Get that through your thick skull.

You broke down something Im aware of. The difference here is that Katon is the one thats inferior to Suiton. So for your logic to work, Kakuzu is the one that needs to add more chakra to beat Kisame Suiton. What Kakuzu is doing with his Katon is the same situation Naruto and Sasuke did together Juubito. Sasuke took advantage of Naruto's Futon to burn stronger and expand further then normal the first time via against Bind Juubi[ > ]. Pre explained by Yamato[ ] .If Kakuzu were to do that he will have to hope that it is enough chakra of flames to over power the chakra, maybe wasting chakra in vain, that Kisame's putting into his Suiton, as an example.

Thats not happening here. The scenario changes If one so that the jutsu carries both proprieties of the element attack[ > ]. So in Kakuzu's case, to overpower a combination like Kakuzu is to defeat intensity thats added by the wind plus its combustive force included.

Same applies to Yamato's Suiton+Futon
 

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I consider Kakuzu and Kisame to be more or less the same level. Alongside Hidan, they win it easy especially with his hax move(one drop of blood = dead)
 

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Kakuzu isn't in Kisame's league, and than adding Hidan to the equation is a Lol.
 

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Nothing new here. DK you didn't even add anything new :lol
 

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Wow your cunning and wit never fail to impress.
All hail roast king Observer. Better not cross him cause he's got jokes for days.




Aight, I'm just gonna use google images because I don't feel like going through the manga. You'll find that these are just colored images from the manga anyways [but feel free to compare the two].

Here we see gamabunta compared to Naruto. Naruto is around the size of his eye.
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Here we see Ponta and Kisame/Bee. They are around like half the size of his face. The difference in size is baffling.
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The axe guy is 26px tall while the raccoon is 350px tall. The raccoon is approximately 13.5 times taller than the axe guy on four legs.
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Naruto is 20px tall, while Bunta is 270 px tall. Bunta is exactly 13.5 times taller than Naruto on two legs.
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While Naruto is 166cm tall, and axe guy is 130.5 tall. So 166 X 13.5 = Bunta is 2241cm tall, while Ponta is 130.5 X 13.5=1761.75cm tall. And given how the difference between ponta and bunta is 2241-1761.75=479.25, meaning Bunta is about 5 meters taller than Ponta, while Bunta is on 2 legs, and ponta was on 4.

Bunta is chubbier, but in height they're pretty much the same.
 

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:lol intresting if thats the case then how tall will be Ponta on two feets :snick:
 

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Kakuzu isn't in Kisame's league, and than adding Hidan to the equation is a Lol.

All bark no bite. I have ignored this match up for so long and what a I see here is Kisame fans rising up again to overate this match up.

Dont mind putting them back in their place
 

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All bark no bite. I have ignored this match up for so long and what a I see here is Kisame fans rising up again to overate this match up.

Dont mind putting them back in their place

What is there to bite on? Through feats and manga portrayal, Kisame is clearly above Kakuzu and Hidan. I haven't read your posts, but I have never seen or heard of anything Kisame can't easily handle from these two.
 

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What is there to bite on? Through feats and manga portrayal, Kisame is clearly above Kakuzu and Hidan. I haven't read your posts, but I have never seen or heard of anything Kisame can't easily handle from these two.

Theres no feats that Kisame perform that outclasses Kakuzu in overall context. And the only thing that manga put Kisame above Kakuzu is the ability to capture jins.

I pretty much sum up my point in 2 sentences from the first page
 

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Did this guy say Kakuzu's fire/wind combo can stop Kisame's water release? The same technique from kakuzu that was stopped by Kakashi's suiton? Or Naruto and Yamato's combo of wind rasengan and a water wall?
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ot: Shit, forgot about Domu. Kakuzu solos low diff

This was your second post. What is the relevance of this to what I said?
 

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Theres no feats that Kisame perform that outclasses Kakuzu in overall context. And the only thing that manga put Kisame above Kakuzu is the ability to capture jins.

I pretty much sum up my point in 2 sentences from the first page

There are numerous, actually. Feats and manga portrayal.

Lol... Hidan is going to immediately pressure Kisame from 20 meters? Kisame comfortably countered the giant raccoons master, Bee's projectile, and Bee's shunshin simultaneously from a closer distance, while deducing their entire strategy.

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Hidan can't do better than that. You didn't prove at all how the duo defeat Kisame in those first two sentences.
 

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There are numerous, actually. Feats and manga portrayal.

Show me

Lol... Hidan is going to immediately pressure Kisame from 20 meters? Kisame comfortably countered the giant raccoons master, Bee's projectile, and Bee's shunshin simultaneously from a closer distance, while deducing their entire strategy.

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Hidan can't do better than that.

The very same scenario your implying being counter is the same scenario Hidan can do to Kisame in Close Quarters. As Hidan fighting style is very similar to the scans that had Kisame drew up blood. So Im not sure what you mean Hidan can't do better? He doesnt have to do "better", he just needs to do it as good.

Just as you said Kisame has to counter the clash and the scythe that always catches the opponent away from the opponents line of sight. And this time Kisame is facing an opponent much superior then that Axe-Dude in Close quarters.
 
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