If Narutoverse was like real life

Ludicrous

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Assuming chakra & jutsu & all the fantasy doesn't exist in the naruto world, it would be pretty lackluster.

Naruto: Diagnosed with ADHD as child. Hyperactive and overly annoying to everyone but easily able to make friends with most people. Pretty successful.
Profession: Social Worker

Sasuke: Extremely cold and diagnosed with sympathy disorder as child. Accepted into top schools and becomes successful but has shady criminal background.
Profession: (I don't even know....uhh businessman?)

Sakura: Chases after sasuke for entire childhood but settles down and lives quiet but productive life.
Profession: Konoha Street Sweeper....jk, I guess nurse again.

Kakashi: Pretty cool guy.
Profession: Teacher

Obito: Coolest guy.
Profession: (Coolest job?)

Rin: She was really nice.
Profession: Teacher
 

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Sasuke wouls not be cold or anything if chakra wouldn't exist.

Because then itachi didn't kill his family.

Just raised normalu like anyone else, thanks for reading.

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Kakazu would be a pimp, that;s all I know
 

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Each person would laughably run for president lol
 

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Kakashi as teacher would be great I would of loved to have a teacher like him.
 

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Naruto's occupation: Principal
Obito: In Prison for life for pedophilia
Kakashi: That one cool teacher
Iruka: Retires in Hawaii
Killerbee: Soundcloud+YouTube rapper
Sakura: Thottie that is stuck in apartments
 

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Sakura would be a hooker no doubt bout it
 

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Naruto's occupation: Principal
Obito: In Prison for life for pedophilia
Kakashi: That one cool teacher
Iruka: Retires in Hawaii
Killerbee: Soundcloud+YouTube rapper
Sakura: Thottie that is stuck in apartments

lmao, I was about to say something like that.
 
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