[LoT] Family Business - Deadpool

[Never]

Mission Name: Family Business
Alignment: Neutral
Type: Solo
Rank: B
Description: Congratulations. At this point, you’ve started to make quite the name for yourself, and your reputation has begun to precede you. So much so that your particular expertise is being sought after by a European family in Baltia. They have quite a hold on the local government, but their grasp has been slipping by one of the local drop locations cheating them out of their pay. They want you to handle it by scaring the family back into their submission and to dispatch of the metahuman in their ranks. Proceed with the utmost possible caution and discretion.
Note: Battles, depending on the setting and placement during the mission, may be subject to a special condition: Battle must end in victory for the participant within 7 turns; failure to do so will cause too much attention to be attracted to the battle, blowing your cover and resulting in a failure of the mission
Reward: 40 EXP

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Deadpool had received a very interesting Phone Call, "Took me like half an hour to answer the damn thing, couldn't they see I was busy?" "Clearly not." From a European Family in the Baltia Region asking for help, of course there was a price for him if he was to succeed in his Mission. An Infiltration and Assassination Mission, "I like where this is going already, next you're going to tell me my Target is Donald Trump."

"Does He exist in this Universe?"

"In this Case. I hope so."

Deadpool rummages through his Cupboard, rummaging being the right word as it looked like a bomb had hit it, "You sound like my Mother... Before she gave a shit. I haven't worn my posh suit in ages, I hope it still fits me."

"That Battered old thing?"

"Oh please, I still look great in it."

"You just said you haven't worn it in ages."

"HOOGABOOGA."

--- Outside the Family's Residence ---​

Deadpool, wearing his Swords on his Back and his Spandex Suit under his... 'Posh' Suit. "Why the quotation marks? It's posh, it may have a few battered edges, and bullet holes, but it's Posh."

"Whatever you say Wade."

The Merc presses the Doorbell and straightens his Tie, curious to see who would open it. A Manservant? a Maid? The Hot 18 year old daughter? "Please let her be blessed with a big chest passed down by her mother and maybe even grandmother."

 

[Lord of Kaos]

As the doorbell rang, sounds could be heard from behind the door, as someone shuffled towards the door.

"Who there?" Spoke an elderly woman's voice in what sounding like a heavy Spanish accent.

 

[Never]

As the doorbell rang, sounds could be heard from behind the door, as someone shuffled towards the door.

"Who there?" Spoke an elderly woman's voice in what sounding like a heavy Spanish accent.

Deadpool stared at the Door for a moment, "Shit, it's the Mexican Maid that's probably an illegal. Quite Ironic that we were just talking about Donald Trump ha-hah-haaa...." He stared into the Peep hole which he couldn't really see through.

"I've come to see...uuuh. I'm here for a Job. Yes... I'm here for a Job Interview."

"I Feel like Tacos now."

Deadpool's Mask raised an eyebrow.

 

[Lord of Kaos]

Hearing the man speak, the woman replied back in a slow drawl, "No, no, no....it no tacos here"

"Consueala, I got it!" Came another voice loudly, sounding agitated. Opening the door, a man stood in front of him as an elderly spanish woman walked off.

"Crazy ass lady...never cleans anything, idk why she isn't fired yet..."

Looking at the colored suit the man drew, the man who opened the door rose an eyebrow.

"I'm Salvador, and you are...?"

 

[Never]

Deadpool lets out a Sigh, pressing his Gun against the Peep hole he whispers to himself, "Guess this is the day *****es die." Before pulling the trigger he hears another voice and quickly holsters the Gun before the Door opens revealing a man.

"I am Mr. Deadpool. You contacted me."

 

[Lord of Kaos]

"Oh yes, Deathpool!" Salvador mispronounced the name as he opened the door, waving his arm towards the man signaling for him to enter.

"I had forgot we had contacted you, haha! How was your trip? Eventful? Kill any bad guys?....or good guys? Hahaha, your reputation proceeds you, we've heard about you here. But tell me, does your skin really look like a naked mole rat privates? Ah, don't answer that! Come!"

Salvador spoke loudly in a booming voice as they walked through the luxurious building. There were many statues around the house as well as expensive painting, even some with Salvador and his family added to it. Entering teh exquisite kitchen, Salvador sat at the end of a large table where his butler stood by him.

"Tea?" Snapping his finger, the butler rushed to get a cup of tea for Deadpool.

 

[Never]

"Deathpool. That's my ship name with Miss Grim, not my actual name. Jeez does this guy use Tumblr at all?" Deadpool followed him inside, he looked around - the place was way too nice, this was somewhere Deadpool would love to tear apart. Spray paint on some of the statue's faces, draw a penis on the family portrait's. He didn't let it show.

"I shot a man in the face for a computer game."

Deadpool Sat down at the other end of the table, "SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY!?."

 

[Lord of Kaos]

As Deadpool yelled, Salvador leaned towards his butler and whispered something to him. Bowing slowly, the butler shifts out of the room as Salvador reaches for a parcel on the table and opens it and pulls several papers halfway out and quickly looks over them before placing them in the envelope. The butler soon returns after this with a walkie-talkie on a tray and grabs the parcel and walks towards Deadpool, placing both in front of him.

THIS BETTER? ANYWAY, AS WE DISCUSSED WHEN I CONTACTED YOU, WE NEED YOUR HELP. THE DETAILS ARE INSIDE THAT FOLDER, DO YOU ACCEPT THE MISSION?

Folder:

Mutant Registration Identification Card

Name: Mutant #213
Alias: Quickdraw
Status: Active

Abilities: Mutant 213 has the ability to perform detonations from his body and release as timed explosions and amplifying his speed through propulsions. Is capable of causing massive releases of energy based bombs and forming several at once.

Last Known Whereabouts: Employed as a bodyguard of the Borelli family.

The second sheet includes details about how the Borelli's were cheating Salvador of money and how they needed to pay up by any means. It has known members, locations and main house marked.

 

[Never]

Deadpool holds the walkie talkie to the side of his head before jerking it away suddenly as the guy literally screamed his ear off. How is this guy this rich? He's a dumbass. "I could just kill this guy and take his money." No, don't do that.

"Quickdraw."

"You're going to..."

"Yes I am."

"Oh dear."

"I'LL TAKE THE JOB."

Deadpool stands up suddenly, straightening his Tie.

"Any tips on where to start my dear Salvador? Main house sounds like a good idea?"

 

[Lord of Kaos]

Salvador nods vigorously.

"Yes, that's where we go to pickup the dropoffs but lately they've been ignoring us andd sending that Boom Boom Sparky Man at us."

 

[Never]

"Well Consider him Dead Dead Splatter Brains." Deadpool's Lips curled up into a smile that could be seen through his mask.

---

Deadpool was sitting against a Tree outside the perimeter of the Target Building, drawing with crayons next to the Corpse of some sort of Guard in the vici...

"Hey! Player. Where were you? You should really use the Fast Travel This World has."

To Deadpool's unbeknownst I typed up his Fast Travel, "oh you did?" and now he was outside the Target building, planning a route to take out his Target and put the Family back under the control of Salvador.

"Well not really planning. I was sketching a plot."

"I think he's trying to make you look Sophisticated."

"Ah. Has he seen my house though?"

"Yes."

"Then why is he trying-hahahaaaaa?"

Deadpool used the cover of the wall surrounding the Target House, he peeked over to take a look around, there seemed to be a Balcony on this side of the House. There was also a Guard on it, Smoking a Cigarette, he wasn't really paying attention - leaning against the Door frame nonchalantly. The Merc hopped over the Wall and landed quietly on the grass, he crouch ran over the the Wall of the House and stuck to it, taking another look around for a patrol guard. He took a step or two back away from the wall and ran towards it, jumping up against it and leaping for the Balcony Edge, he successfully got to it and climbed up so that he was hanging from the railing with one hand. The other hand took a hold of his sword and he jerked up...

"HAI HO SILVA!" Stabbing the Smoking Guard through the torso, and then yanking him over the edge. The Guard simply slid off the sword due to gravity, "AWAAAAAY!"... Thud. He leaped over the Railing and was now inside the House, he walked in, a corridor. Simply looked around. There was some expensive looking paintings and ornaments - looks like anyone connected with Salvador had some fortune.

 

[Lord of Kaos]

As the man walked through the building, a figure cloaked in red jumped down from the balcony in front of him.

"You sure are a dumb one. You tripped sensors and set off every silent alarm in the building."

Cracking his neck, the man flexed his arms as he walked towards him.

"Normally, I'd ask who you are but dead men can't talk."

As he finishes talking, he raises his hand and points it at the clothed man, firing a massive burst of energy towards him. As the blast nears him, it splits into several blast that circle him and attack from different directions.

Technique Name: Hotshots
EXP: 20
Type: Energy
Rank: B
Description: The user fires a massive burst of explosive energy towards his opponent; however this blast is the decoy blast. When it nears short range of the target, the speed significantly increases as the massive burst splits into several smaller bursts of energy that are fired in quick succession as the blasts circle the target. Each blast causes an explosion on contact and with each blast, smoke and clouds rise, leading to a high degree of difficulty in avoiding it.
Note: Can be used up to 5 times


Quickdraw's stats:

Strength: 10
Intelligence: 19
Speed: 20
Durability: 40
Energy: 60 [+10]
Technology: 0

 

[Never]

As the man walked through the building, a figure cloaked in red jumped down from the balcony in front of him.

"You sure are a dumb one. You tripped sensors and set off every silent alarm in the building."

Cracking his neck, the man flexed his arms as he walked towards him.

"Normally, I'd ask who you are but dead men can't talk."

As he finishes talking, he raises his hand and points it at the clothed man, firing a massive burst of energy towards him. As the blast nears him, it splits into several blast that circle him and attack from different directions.

Technique Name: Hotshots
EXP: 20
Type: Energy
Rank: B
Description: The user fires a massive burst of explosive energy towards his opponent; however this blast is the decoy blast. When it nears short range of the target, the speed significantly increases as the massive burst splits into several smaller bursts of energy that are fired in quick succession as the blasts circle the target. Each blast causes an explosion on contact and with each blast, smoke and clouds rise, leading to a high degree of difficulty in avoiding it.
Note: Can be used up to 5 times


Quickdraw's stats:

"Sensors. You should have brought the CAT."

Deadpool raises his eyebrow at the Target's Comment about Dead men not being able to talk, him raising his hand to point at Pool.

"Oh but we can."

And with that he jumped up to the right Side wall of the Hallway they faced off in, planting his feet on the wall and kicking off to the Side. Whilst doing all this he draws a Single Deagle, and quickly aimed it at his opponent. The Room seemed to go in slow motion "Because it looks way ****ing cool." He fires aiming for the Head of his enemy, his bullet and his opponent's hotshots would go passed one another as his aim is precise. Deadpool crashed through the Door on the opposite side of the Wall he had used to propel himself off, landing on his back in the next room he draws his other Deagle and shoots four shots (two from each Gun) through the Thin walls towards where his Target was last standing before going out of his line of sight. Even though the hotshots split up, they wouldn't hit 'Pool and would either hit the sides of the walls of go straight passed where he was standing.

Desert Eagle 1 = 5 Shots Left
Desert Eagle 2 = 6 Shots Left

Technique Name: "Deaglez"

Spoiler

EXP: 5
Type: Technology
Rank: D
Description:
The Desert Eagle, one of the biggest and strongest self loaded cartridge fed pistols going. Even though it is a Powerful Pistol, it is still only a Human Made Pistol with High Recoil, "Being a Master Assassin they're pretty easy to Wield. HEHE." The Desert Eagles hold 8 Rounds a Piece with the .44 Magnum Bullets, capable of deep penetration, through Wood and Thin Metal with ease. They are suitable for Short Range as far as Firearms go, their lethality fading as it gets further and further away. Deadpool Carries these Gunz on Holster around his Waist.

The "Deaglez" Go well in Combination with Deadpool's Military Background, even though they're not the most accurate of weapons, he can make them seem as though they handle with ease, capable of performing Trick shots and even shooting smaller/moving targets out of the air if possible. He can easily hold the Deagle with one hand and hold another weapon in the other, "Like my Katana!"

- Desert Eagles can be Dual Wielded. Meaning Two Can be Equipped at a Time.
- Drawing the Desert Eagles from his Holster, is an Activation.
- Each Bullet's Damage is worth 2.5.
- Must be Reloaded after 8 Shots are Made for Each Desert Eagle, Reloading Costs a Turn. Deadpool is only able to reload 2 times per battle.
"For Extra Boom!"

Technique Name: Assassin's Shot

Spoiler

EXP: 10
Type: Natural
Rank: C
Description:
A Skill Deadpool has had even before the Weapon X Program, being a professional Hitman and Assassin he has his way with Firearms. So This is used in conjunction with said Firearms, after firing a Bullet Deadpool will use his precise aiming skills to perform a Fatal hit on his opponent/target, aiming at a vital organ, taking aim even faster so that the time it takes to fire is reduced. This causes extra damage than usual, giving a single bullet +20 Damage to it's original Bullet Strength (For Example Deadpool's Deagle will cause 2.5+20 Damage). However this can't be used on every single bullet unless this Technique is used on each and ever one of them - of course that would be too many uses of a Technique per turn.

Deadpool can use this twice in the same turn when using Weapons Possible for Dual Wielding, for example if he had two pistols he would use this twice at the same time to perform a stronger attack. Since Deadpool is Aiming with this technique, he would gain an extra +10 Intelligence (and +5 speed to his bullets) for this shot only to be able to track fast moving targets.

- Can only be used By Deadpool
- Must be used in Conjunction with Firearms.

Technique Name: "Deaglez"

Spoiler

EXP: 5
Type: Technology
Rank: D
Description:
The Desert Eagle, one of the biggest and strongest self loaded cartridge fed pistols going. Even though it is a Powerful Pistol, it is still only a Human Made Pistol with High Recoil, "Being a Master Assassin they're pretty easy to Wield. HEHE." The Desert Eagles hold 8 Rounds a Piece with the .44 Magnum Bullets, capable of deep penetration, through Wood and Thin Metal with ease. They are suitable for Short Range as far as Firearms go, their lethality fading as it gets further and further away. Deadpool Carries these Gunz on Holster around his Waist.

The "Deaglez" Go well in Combination with Deadpool's Military Background, even though they're not the most accurate of weapons, he can make them seem as though they handle with ease, capable of performing Trick shots and even shooting smaller/moving targets out of the air if possible. He can easily hold the Deagle with one hand and hold another weapon in the other, "Like my Katana!"

- Desert Eagles can be Dual Wielded. Meaning Two Can be Equipped at a Time.
- Drawing the Desert Eagles from his Holster, is an Activation.
- Each Bullet's Damage is worth 2.5.
- Must be Reloaded after 8 Shots are Made for Each Desert Eagle, Reloading Costs a Turn. Deadpool is only able to reload 2 times per battle.
"For Extra Boom!"

Strength: 30
Intelligence: 10 + 10 Assassin's Shot
Speed: 20
Durability: 69 +10 Dura Bonus
Energy: 0
Technology: 20

 

[Lord of Kaos]

As the man fired his bullet forward and dived to the side, Quickdraw channeled his energy into his forehead and released an explosive beam forward, destroying the bullet and blasting a hole on both sides of the hallway. He wasn't able to keep up with the bullets completely, but he was able to at least make an attack that intercepted it before reaching him. The recoil explosion would force him backwards as well, falling onto his back as he flips over and kneels.

"Cmon, don't run now!"

As he speaks, he hears several bullets being fired, colliding into the wall beside him and above him, aiming where his head would have been. Placing his hands on the wall the bullets penetrated through, he channels his energy into it, creating an outwards explosion that destroys the room Deadpool fell into, causing a semi cave in on that side.

Technique Name: Headshot
EXP: 20
Type: Energy
Rank: B
Description: Channeling energy to his head, the user releases a quick but wide beam of explosive energy, destroying whatever it touches and creating a 4 meter wide explosion.


Technique Name: Explosive Charge
EXP: 20
Type: Energy
Rank: B
Description: By placing his hand on an item, the user is able to cause anything he touch to become explosively charged. Upon finishing, the user is able to cause this item to explode in a powerful, outwards burst, causing massive damage to anything nearby.

 

[Never]

The Initial explosion is what Made Deadpool Change up his Attack. Instead of firing all four bullets through the wall he only fired a couple, performing a backwards roll onto his feet, he was kneeling so launched forward again and dived back into the corridor he came from, upon appearing he aimed for his target and fired - aiming for his target's right arm. Sliding across the ground he used the opposite wall to stop himself, he ran forward and pointed both guns at his opponent, firing twice, aiming with both. They would both be aimed for the target's Knees.

Technique Name: Assassin's Shot

Spoiler

EXP: 10
Type: Natural
Rank: C
Description:
A Skill Deadpool has had even before the Weapon X Program, being a professional Hitman and Assassin he has his way with Firearms. So This is used in conjunction with said Firearms, after firing a Bullet Deadpool will use his precise aiming skills to perform a Fatal hit on his opponent/target, aiming at a vital organ, taking aim even faster so that the time it takes to fire is reduced. This causes extra damage than usual, giving a single bullet +20 Damage to it's original Bullet Strength (For Example Deadpool's Deagle will cause 2.5+20 Damage). However this can't be used on every single bullet unless this Technique is used on each and ever one of them - of course that would be too many uses of a Technique per turn.

Deadpool can use this twice in the same turn when using Weapons Possible for Dual Wielding, for example if he had two pistols he would use this twice at the same time to perform a stronger attack. Since Deadpool is Aiming with this technique, he would gain an extra +10 Intelligence (and +5 speed to his bullets) for this shot only to be able to track fast moving targets.

- Can only be used By Deadpool
- Must be used in Conjunction with Firearms.

Technique Name: Assassin's Shot x2

Spoiler

EXP: 10
Type: Natural
Rank: C
Description:
A Skill Deadpool has had even before the Weapon X Program, being a professional Hitman and Assassin he has his way with Firearms. So This is used in conjunction with said Firearms, after firing a Bullet Deadpool will use his precise aiming skills to perform a Fatal hit on his opponent/target, aiming at a vital organ, taking aim even faster so that the time it takes to fire is reduced. This causes extra damage than usual, giving a single bullet +20 Damage to it's original Bullet Strength (For Example Deadpool's Deagle will cause 2.5+20 Damage). However this can't be used on every single bullet unless this Technique is used on each and ever one of them - of course that would be too many uses of a Technique per turn.

Deadpool can use this twice in the same turn when using Weapons Possible for Dual Wielding, for example if he had two pistols he would use this twice at the same time to perform a stronger attack. Since Deadpool is Aiming with this technique, he would gain an extra +10 Intelligence (and +5 speed to his bullets) for this shot only to be able to track fast moving targets.

- Can only be used By Deadpool
- Must be used in Conjunction with Firearms.

Strength: 30
Intelligence: 10 + 10 Assassin's Shot
Speed: 20
Durability: 69 +10 Dura Bonus
Energy: 0
Technology: 20

 

[Lord of Kaos]

Sorry, but this is taking far too long man.

Mission Passed
40 EXP awarded to LA|Deadpool
20 EXP awarded to LoK|Batman​