So many things.
When I was 7, I called the cops twice on a kid who squirt me in the eye with a water-gun and told them I got shot in the eye. lol
When I was in kindergarten, I needed to go to the bathroom, but both stalls were taken. So I kicked open one of the doors and pissed on the kid.
For a week, I had a super-hero alter-ego and tried to fight a bully. I called myself "the blue dragon" lol
I once flipped a coin as a bet to getting a blowjob. Haha.