Archaeologists Uncovered A Tablet In Austria That Looks Like A Late 90-s Cellphone

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Archaeologists digging in Austria found an ancient clay phone with keys etched with cuneiform characters that would imply it originally came from Mesopotamia. The tablet was reportedly found earlier this year by archaeologists digging in Fuschl am See, a city in the Austrian state of Salzburg. There’s not much information on what the researchers were digging for in this region but it probably wasn’t cuneiform tablets.

Yet that’s what they found. Even more shocking, the tablet strongly resembles the cell phones they were most likely using to take pictures of it.



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It makes total sense, albeit with some holes in the story. But instead of wondering exactly why aliens were hanging with the generations from centuries ago, what's more curious is what were these visitors were doing with some cellphones. Here's some ideas:


1) Phoning E.T. to let him know they were on their way to pick him up from hanging out with child Drew Barrymore.

2) Playing that damn addicting Snake game. No phone game in recent years comes close to how fun the pixelated game was.

3) Burner phone for hitting up their weed dealers. While technology like spaceships may be more advanced than our feeble devices, Earth's progress on weed growth and consumption is lightyears ahead of UFOs. These dudes were just tryna get lit.

4) Getting ahold of Time Warner to dispute a bill regarding a cable box they returned once they switched over to Optimum.

5) Sexting. Can't keep the nudes of their sexy alien genitalia on their everyday telecommunications.

Aliens, they're just like us.​
 

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I saw this like 3 days ago, I'm waiting for the official "non-alien" explanation for this.
 

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it's definitely aliens! brace yourselves the end of the world is coming!
 

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it's definitely aliens! brace yourselves the end of the world is coming!

Muricans :sdo:




"5) Sexting. Can't keep the nudes of their sexy alien genitalia on their everyday telecommunications." lmao my sides
 

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They are all fakes ! :sdo:
 

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cellphones are from the aliens they have been controlling us all this time :WAT:
 

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Nah, it's just one of the good 'ol solid Nokia phones survived a nuclear explosion. Whist it survived, it's deformed. :bdpf:
 

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Link to news article ?
 

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Nah, it's just one of the good 'ol solid Nokia phones survived a nuclear explosion. Whist it survived, it's deformed. :bdpf:

This would be the most logical explanation.
 

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Or, you know, it's a tablet with symbols. Sure it looks like a cell phone, but seems more like Jesus-in-a-tortilla than breaking news.
 

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A post in 2012.



Apparently the guy is a sculptor/artist.
 

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A post in 2012.



Apparently the guy is a sculptor/artist.
Well this closes the case. Thanks Sherlock :)
 
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