Sage wisdom quotes for NV

[kuchiyosenojutsuironmaidn]

So... you're a sage sitting on a mountain, in a waterfall, amidst an undying bonfire, or accessible by a secret scroll. People from all over the NV seek you out just to hear your random words of NV wisdom. Choose a location and post a quote.

Me: Shadow Sage Kuchi

Location: A Mysterious Waterfall 20 km East of The Sand Village.

Words of Wisdom: "Here in the shinobi world, things that shouldn't kill you do and things that should kill you don't."


Try it!

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

at the bottom of some ludicrously deep ravine that nobody could possibly get into without being killed by terrible monsters that live in it:

Well done. now you must find the way out.

 

[ChicagoJhawk]

"There are three things certain in life young lad. Death, taxes, and asspulls. The sooner u learn the better off you'll be"

 

[kuchiyosenojutsuironmaidn]

"There are three things certain in life young lad. Death, taxes, and asspulls. The sooner u learn the better off you'll be"

NV got taxes?

 

[Reboryushon]

NV got taxes?

If bank mortages exist then taxes must be real. Do you think Naruto feeds his family with air ? Or with Kurama chakra ?

"Dinner time, take some Kurama chakra Boruto!"

"But dad i don't like Kurama Chakra"

"Nature chakra then ?"

"Blagh! It tastes like frog."


@OP

Location: A prison shower

Quote: "The soap you shall pick because lonely i am."

 

[kuchiyosenojutsuironmaidn]

If bank mortages exist then taxes must be real. Do you think Naruto feeds his family with air ? Or with Kurama chakra ?

"Dinner time, take some Kurama chakra Boruto!"

"But dad i don't like Kurama Chakra"

"Nature chakra then ?"

"Blagh! It tastes like frog."


@OP

Location: A prison shower

Quote: "The soap you shall pick because lonely i am."

That won't work in the blood prison. XD