Sasori vs Sandaime Kazekage

[DrProof]

Smh. It's a manga FACT that they fought.

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There was no sneak BS involved, Sasori killed him fair and square, though some might argue that it's a major plot convenience.

Proof is only doing this because he doesn't want to believe that Sasori>Gaara when they are at full potential smh. A feats debate with Sasori is like a feats debate with Hanzo, Hanzo beat the 3 Sannin without too much trouble and is probably one of the most OP ninja in NV.. But he barely has any feats. Does that mean Hanzo isn't OP? No. Sasori has 298 Human Puppets and he's only shown Hiruko and Sandaime. Does that mean we can judge how powerful he is by feats? Nope.

Gaara does > Sasori, but that isn't the point of this thread. The point is Iron Sand > Sasori's arsenal from what we've seen. The point of this thread is to put Sasori's current FEATS vs The Kazekage'. The 3rd Kazekage would win.

Don't make me bring in the IS wank/proof you all have shown. It doesn't make sense that Sasori won on a 1v1.

Apex conflicted asf on what side he wants to wank. 3rd Kazekage or Sasori:

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In the end Gaara solos all.

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Sasori probably was preparing to fight the Kazekage for days/weeks before they met in combat, and it was more than likely an ambush. I don't see how many people could either not see their Kazekage face Sasori in battle, then disappear and not draw the conclusion that the suddenly missing puppet-nin killed their leader. And by portrayal, it would make it out to be that the Kazekage was someone who you wouldn't want to fight outright. Tbh, Sasori/Puppet shinobi always seemed more like ambush/stealth teams anyways. Fighting from distances, attacking and making use of the smallest openings you can. It wouldn't make sense for Sasori to openly fight him fairly or would it be in character for him to do it.

So yeah, I'd probably say Sasori ambushed him, and had a clear plan to take him down. Probably something similar to what Oro did, except less Edo Tensei being used.

 

[DrProof]

Sasori probably was preparing to fight the Kazekage for days/weeks before they met in combat, and it was more than likely an ambush. I don't see how many people could either not see their Kazekage face Sasori in battle, then disappear and not draw the conclusion that the suddenly missing puppet-nin killed their leader. And by portrayal, it would make it out to be that the Kazekage was someone who you wouldn't want to fight outright. Tbh, Sasori/Puppet shinobi always seemed more like ambush/stealth teams anyways. Fighting from distances, attacking and making use of the smallest openings you can. It wouldn't make sense for Sasori to openly fight him fairly or would it be in character for him to do it.

So yeah, I'd probably say Sasori ambushed him, and had a clear plan to take him down. Probably something similar to what Oro did, except less Edo Tensei being used.

EXACTLY. Sasori literally has NOTHING portrayed to be able to fight a Kazekage one on one. Thank you fam.

 

[Apêx1]

Gaara does > Sasori, but that isn't the point of this thread. The point is Iron Sand > Sasori's arsenal from what we've seen. The point of this thread is to put Sasori's current FEATS vs The Kazekage'. The 3rd Kazekage would win.

Don't make me bring in the IS wank/proof you all have shown. It doesn't make sense that Sasori won on a 1v1.

Apex conflicted asf on what side he wants to wank. 3rd Kazekage or Sasori:

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In the end Gaara solos all.

It obviously is the point of this thread, you're still butthurt I showed you the scans of Sandaime being the strongest Kazekage AFTER Gaara was already Kazekage. Current FEATS Sasori gets absolutely stomped. His Hiruko fires projectiles which can all be defended against with ease by a flying opponent. By FEATS Sandaime low diffs.

@Bold/underlined See? This is where you become a dumbass. By feats Sasori CAN'T win just like by FEATS the 3 Sannin take an absolute shit all over Hanzo with their summons alone. "It doesn't make sense that he won" from the abilities we have seen? Very true. It doesn't make sense that he won with the abilities that we haven't seen him use? How tf would you know since we haven't seen them? Smh at this retarded argument.

Not trying to wank any side, just debunking your horrendous logic. If anything this is your indirect way of wanking Gaara lmao.

 

[Curse Mark]

He did create Kanks, at least I'm pretty confident he made crow. Though I feel like he said he made all of them when they fought at first

He created all of them, thats why he raped him so easily

 

[DrProof]

It obviously is the point of this thread, you're still butthurt I showed you the scans of Sandaime being the strongest Kazekage AFTER Gaara was already Kazekage. Current FEATS Sasori gets absolutely stomped. His Hiruko fires projectiles which can all be defended against with ease by a flying opponent. By FEATS Sandaime low diffs.

@Bold/underlined See? This is where you become a dumbass. By feats Sasori CAN'T win just like by FEATS the 3 Sannin take an absolute shit all over Hanzo with their summons alone. "It doesn't make sense that he won" from the abilities we have seen? Very true. It doesn't make sense that he won with the abilities that we haven't seen him use? How tf would you know since we haven't seen them? Smh at this retarded argument.

Not trying to wank any side, just debunking your horrendous logic. If anything this is your indirect way of wanking Gaara lmao.

You're a f*ckin idiot you f*ckin d*ck sucking homo. I'll come 2 ur house and slit your throat. Don't ever call me a dumbass again. b**tch.

 

[Apêx1]

You're a f*ckin idiot you f*ckin d*ck sucking homo. I'll come 2 ur house and slit your throat. Don't ever call me a dumbass again. b**tch.

What the fūck did you just f*cking say about me, you little bītch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

 

[TRE MERCER]

Sasori murks him then turns him into a puppet again like he did in cannon.​

 

[DrProof]

What the fūck did you just f*cking say about me, you little bītch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.

 

[Apêx1]

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.

Lmfaoooooooo FOH with that Misc bullshit. Say that to my face IRL I'll fuk u up m8.

 

[KidGamer65]

Be careful guys, TRE MERCER might report you.