Spoke to god last night

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He didn't respond, but I had a deep talk with him and we got super close. So glad I'm close with God now after our talk, he didn't need to respond for us to become close
 

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Allahu Akbar
 

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it would have been funnier if you left it at "he didint respond"
 

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If you replace god with girl later on, don't think you're super close
 

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Can't tell...if serious...
 

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I talked to god once also; then I was committed to a mental institution.
 

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Did he help any?

Nah, apparently he has better things to do like help people's football teams win and stuff like that. Oh and apparently he's trying to fix poverty? Idk that seemed to be last on his list
 

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Nah, apparently he has better things to do like help people's football teams win and stuff like that. Oh and apparently he's trying to fix poverty? Idk that seemed to be last on his list

Dang sorry man. I hope you get better luck next time.
 
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