Would you donate your body to science ?????

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Would ya would ya ? I would I think well idk tbh XD
 

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That's what I'm planning on doing, instead of wasting my family's money on keeping me in the ground. However, I'm only donating my body to a medical school, not a highschool or university, since I'm not entirely sure the dissectors will enter a science-related field :)

What they might find in me when I die:

Liver carcinoma due to excessive wine drinking.

Kidney stones due to the same thing

Intact prostate instead of prostate cancer due to keepin' them fluids flowin'

No frontal lobe atrophy (Alzeimer's) because I won't spend my twilight years sitting in a chair doing jack.
 

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All these people saying no, you're DEAD. Why do you give a shit? Like, what, you gonna look at it being dissected in the afterlife like "Great now I can't use it again."


If they accept this piece of shit, of course. Either that or get my ashes mixed with marijuana and exploded in a firework so they rain down on the attendees of my funeral as the fumes get em turnt as ****.
 

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All these people saying no, you're DEAD. Why do you give a shit? Like, what, you gonna look at it being dissected in the afterlife like "Great now I can't use it again."


If they accept this piece of shit, of course. Either that or get my ashes mixed with marijuana and exploded in a firework so they rain down on the attendees of my funeral as the fumes get em turnt as ****.

LMFAO yep yep yep
 

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Of course. I also plan on being dead when I'm 60. I want to be a really in-shape old man, who dies doing something physically impressive. Or saving children. Something badass. That way I won't have to out live my usefulness to society and be retired, which I'm sure that I'll hate
 

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I don't see why I wouldn't :p I mean I am already a donor on my drivers license
 

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Of course. I also plan on being dead when I'm 60. I want to be a really in-shape old man, who dies doing something physically impressive. Or saving children. Something badass. That way I won't have to out live my usefulness to society and be retired, which I'm sure that I'll hate

A friend of mine IRL has a similar idea. Except he said he was planning on tapping out at 50.
 

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A friend of mine IRL has a similar idea. Except he said he was planning on tapping out at 50.

50's not bad. But that wouldn't really be past your prime. That's the only problem. I want people to wonder what I'm like in my prime
 

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All these people saying no, you're DEAD. Why do you give a shit? Like, what, you gonna look at it being dissected in the afterlife like "Great now I can't use it again."


If they accept this piece of shit, of course. Either that or get my ashes mixed with marijuana and exploded in a firework so they rain down on the attendees of my funeral as the fumes get em turnt as ****.

Feels kinda disrespectful for my family, honestly.

At most, I'll donate the majority of my organs, but my entire body? No can do.

@Bold.
Riker pls.
 
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