Boruto: Naruto the Motion Pictures Film Prediction

[Math42]

This is what may occur in the final battle scene of Boruto: Naruto the Movie

I apologize for utilizing colloquial language here.

Momoshiki: Mwahahahaha! I has all da chakra!
Lord Naruto: You don't has all da senjutsu chakra.
Momoshiki: WHat! No!
Godruto: Yeah, and I will solo you like the fodder you are! *Punches Momoshiki in the face with Six Paths Sage Chakra Enhanced Strength*
Momoshiki: *Regurgitates Kinshiki* Kinshiki, do something!!!!!!!!!!
Kinshiki: No, you're mean. *Pouts and crosses arms*
Godruto: Boruto, finish him off!
Boruto: Yes daddy! *Utilizes a Gargantuan Rasengan in his right hand and a Chidori forms in his left hand*
Sarada: Amaterasu! Here Boruto! *The Rasengan becomes black*
Teuchi: Tenseigan Chakra Mode! Platinum Wheel Reincarnation Explosion! *Three shurikens explode and coalesce in a blue chakra ball around the Rasengan**The Super Rasengan and Chidori hit Momoshiki*
Momoshiki: Aaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!! Not the ramen fodder!
*Huge explosion*
Godruto: Is it over?
Momoshiki: Hahahaha.
Boruto: What?
Sarada: Wait no... He survived?
Teuchi: He used...
Sarada: Main Villain no Jutsu: Truth-Seeking Plot Armor
Momoshiki: Yeah, and now I will solo all of Dragon Ball Z!
Lord Sasuke: No you wont. *Appears behind Boruto*
Boruto: Sensei!
Momoshiki: Oh look, it's the guy who could only fight me with a sword because he doesn't have senjutsu. What will you do now?
Godsuke: He is immune to Talk no Jutsu, therefore.... Chibaku Tensei.*Solo claps his hands*
Momoshiki: Ahhhhh!!! I've been solo'd by a God Fox Fodder, a Rinnegan fodder, two kid fodders, and that random ramen fodder! What is this cheese!!
Teuchi: It's PARMESEAN!
Godruto: Nicely done! But Kinshiki is alive too??????
Godsasuke: Oh, thank you for reminding me. *Solo clap*
Kinshiki: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Momoshikiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!
Momoshiki: Kinshiki!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinshiki: Momoshiki!!!!!!!!!!!!
Momoshiki: Kinshiki!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinshiki: Deidara!
Godara: Did you miss me, Sasuke? I've been watching you from le Pure Land. *Takes Momoshiki's Rinnegan in his palms*
Momoshiki: Explosion Guy? No more fodders please Kishimoto! I would rather be killed by Kaguya!!!!!!!
Kishimoto: Sorry. But you used Plot no Jutsu so why can't I?
Deidara: Mouth Eye solo beam! *Sends Momoshiki and Kinshiki into space, Sasuke quickly warps them into the acid dimension*
Godsuke: Now, I suppose that this is the moment where Boruto cries and embraces his father then we all embrace eachother and celebrate. Correct?
Shrek: No... It's never ogre...
Godruto: Shrek-Sama!!!!!!!!!!!
Shrek: Hey chill, just because I'm stronger than Kaguya and Momoshiki does not mean that I am here to kill you.. I just came here for vacation to relax and play chess.
Godsuke: Shikamaru and I have been playing chess, you can take my place for a while...
Mitsuki: Wait! I forgot to say that Toneri and female Orochimaru are my parents!
*MOVIE END*
Kishimoto: Thank you, but that was one of my trolling jutsus.
Audience: What?
Kishimoto: More movies to come!
Naruto: Minato the Movie
Teuchi: Kinshiki the Movie
Sasuke: Fugaku the Movie
Akamaru: Yu Yu Hakusho the Movie
Zaku: Fodder the Movie
More will be planned after that.
Audience: Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hashirama Senjuu]

You've got to be like four. You couldn't do better? At least try to make us laugh man.

But nah nice attempt bro, love you.

 

[Sasori]

​nah. .

 

[Adam Driver]

It's never ogre..

 

[kunde]

lol that was funny .

 

[Math42]

lol that was funny .

Thank you, but the mere creation of this post caused my Intelligence Quotient to drop by 2134892348093428092348092348923489342893423480423483209483209483209489203482093840932840932890348923408234809234809 points.