Itachi and Kisame vs Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu and Hidan.

[Lariatoo]

So... Itachi's secret is revealed while on an Akatsuki meeting, making every other member present obviously upset. On the spur of the moment tho, Kisame decides to side with his partner against the others, on both the bond the two adquired and the longing for a good battle.

Intel: Manga
Conditions: Itachi is healthy (MS Sasuke stamina and chakra reserves).
Kisame have Samehada.
Sasori starts with Third Kazekage out.
Kakuzu's featless hearth will have suiton on the same scale as his other attacks.

Location: Sasori vs Sakura and Chiyo (but the ceiling can be blown up for an open área)
Distance: 30 meters

Restrictions: None.

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Scenario 2: Instead of these four members, Itachi and Kisame will have to face Pain and Konan, same settings as the previous battle.

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[DrProof]

They lose Scenario 1. They win Scenario 2.

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

None of them are getting through Susano'o.

 

[Apêx1]

Team 1 wins mainly due to Itachi's ability to seal them instead of needing to kill them many times over.

 

[Lariatoo]

They lose Scenario 1. They win Scenario 2.

Please elaborate.

 

[DrProof]

None of them are getting through Susano'o.

Team 1 wins mainly due to Itachi's ability to seal them instead of needing to kill them many times over.

Looky here. Two Fuck boys. Kakuzu solos Itachi & Kisame @ the same damn time.

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Looky here. Two Fuck boys. Kakuzu solos Itachi & Kisame @ the same damn time.

Kakuzu is the weakest character here, if we're using AZ's Hidan (Which is the norm, unless stated otherwise).

 

[DrProof]

Kakuzu is the weakest character here, if we're using AZ's Hidan (Which is the norm, unless stated otherwise).

What if we use DrProofs Kakuzu? He'd be stronger than everyone listed. Including Pain.

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

What if we use DrProofs Kakuzu? He'd be stronger than everyone listed. Including Pain.

Why stop there? Zexion's Kakuzu can anally rape people at will, and drain their chakra through that. He's a registered moon buster at OBD

 

[DrProof]

Why stop there? Zexion's Kakuzu can anally rape people at will, and drain their chakra through that. He's a registered moon buster at OBD

Does Zexion actually have his own Kakuzu? Kmsl. Kakuzu should get a Water technique tho, that should be canon.

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Does Zexion actually have his own Kakuzu? Kmsl. Kakuzu should get a Water technique tho, that should be canon.

Technically he has a Kakuzu-pillow. . . Zexion's Kakuzu has all of Tobirama's suiton feats, too.

 

[solorflare99]

Kisame distracts and overwhelm while Itachi one shots 1 by 1.

They win mid - high dif.

Same with scenario 2.

 

[Worm]

If Pissame goes for Water Dome or anything of the like, this turns into Itachi vs those 4 because of Deidara.

I don't see Itachi beating them.

 

[Forbidden Technique]

My two sons are too real for team two, give them a real challenge please.

 

[Apêx1]

Technically he has a Kakuzu-pillow. . . Zexion's Kakuzu has all of Tobirama's suiton feats, too.

Last I heard Zex's Kakuzu could use Suiton at Kisame's level. He had this OP exploit which was Water Dome>Gian>GG. Wonder who'd win, AZ's Hidan or Zex's Kakuzu. One is a moon buster but the other is immortal.

 

[Kagustuchi]

Scenario 1 is an extreme diff fight, it could be argued either way but I'm leaning towards Itachi and Kisame. Mostly because he's healthy (you and I have the same idea of what a healthy is)

Team 1 could very well take it though

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Last I heard Zex's Kakuzu could use Suiton at Kisame's level. He had this OP exploit which was Water Dome>Gian>GG. Wonder who'd win, AZ's Hidan or Zex's Kakuzu. One is a moon buster but the other is immortal.

Zexion's Kakuzu is, at the end of the day, an object for sexual abuse. Zexion made him as a way to relieve his frustration, and Zexion's Kakuzu will likely bend over for Absolute Zero's Hidan.

 

[Apêx1]

Zexion's Kakuzu is, at the end of the day, an object for sexual abuse. Zexion made him as a way to relieve his frustration, and Zexion's Kakuzu will likely bend over for Absolute Zero's Hidan.

Is that why Zexion was complaining about his Kakuzu waifu pillow being looser then usual?

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Is that why Zexion was complaining about his Kakuzu waifu pillow being looser then usual?

The "Stuffing" came out. Smh. .Sick guy.

 

[Worm]

Yeah, no. Zex's Kakuzu was manga Kakuzu. Hence why he was such a jobber when being tricked by Naruto and having literally only one Jutsu per element.

The real Kakuzu survived Hashirama, fought shit like Kinkaku and Ginkaku's V2 and had 70+ years of gaining more experience and insight on various battle situations as well as mastery over various elemental jutsu due to mastering all five elements enough to be capable of using high-caliber ninjutsu.