Mikeuhsomething36
Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
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Cinema sins style, there will be a ding after each sin, the sins tells what's wrong. No manga chapter is without sin.
Sin 1:This is none of your business" cliché *ding*
Sin 2: Sarada walls away thinking she's about to run from the village and the land of fire and thinks Naruto is going to just stand by for that sh**, clearly Sarada doesn't know that Naruto is an expert Uchiha hunter. *ding*
Sin 3: Naruto just grabs her by the arm..that can only mean one thing...*ding*
Sin 4: You know a TNJ is about to begin when there's a flashback *ding*
Sin 5: Also seriously? Dangit Naruto, it's not a Naruto series without a flashback I guess *ding*
Sin 6: Naruto must feel pretty guilty for not including iruka in his shot of most memorable but you can't forget the coolest guy :sdo: *ding*
Sin 7: No, Mizuki you have no right to speak you got beat by an academy Naruto, just goes to show you that even fodders like mizuki can have an impact on Naruto *ding*
Sin 8: Sarada calls what Naruto says, lip service, but she will never know the lip service of her father's first kiss *ding*
Sin 9: Did Naruto just give credit to Hiruzen? Prime Hirizen fanboys are going to go nuts over this aren't they? *ding*
Sin 10: You know a TNJ is in effect when the person getting TNJ begins having their own flashback *ding*
Sin 11: Sakura gives a young Sarada a generic answer instead of just yelling her that her father is a superhero on some super important mission to protect everyone but instead Sarada gets the vaguest answer ever. *ding*
Sin 12: Sarada's room reminds me of the little girls room from paranormal activity, one day that large rabbitt will come alive, I bet she named it Kaguya. *ding*
Sin 13: Sakura begins blushing when Sarada ask if she's kissed Sasuke, clearly we know what's on sakura's mind right now...but this manga is PG-13 so far, sadly it doesn't push the boundaries like bleach.*ding*
Sin 14: "Mama's dirty" Sarada would be amazing at Naruto sins *ding*
Sin 15: Sakura expects the reader not, not only be disgusted with her sexual thoughts of sasuke but she expects the reader and Sarada to actually fall for the fact that she's not a perv. *ding*
Sin 16: Did...Sakura just do the forehead poke? Itachi would be rolling in his grave right now, It's hilarious how a poke to the forehead could signify your love for someone, my friend did this to his college girlfriend, it did not end well for him. *ding*
Sin 17: You know a TNJ is over when the grey is in full effect *ding*
Sin 18: A clearly upset Sasuke is upset at Naruto and Sarada for taking so long even though he could've gone back and checked on them himself,
but plot be damned. *ding*
Sin 19: It seems our licensed DNA tester just threw Naruto under the bus, bit he still hasn't told Sasuke about what happened to Sakura, either he's like Kisame and likes to hide secrets which is bs anyway or he was silenced by the plot god, plotseidon.*ding*
Sin 20: We're going to talk after this" cliché *ding*
Sin 21: "She may already be dead" Orochimaru clearly hasn't heard that the power of plot trumps all even if he does represent over half of the Naruto fanbase's fanfictious thoughts. *ding*
Sin 22: Also, Orochumaru thinks that someone like shin can kill a byakuyou user even after witnessing what Sakura did in the ninja war. *ding*
Sin 23: "My wife is not a weak woman" This is true, but I'm slightly certain sasuke that over a majority of the Naruto fan base does/will not agree with you, even your own fans. *ding*
Sin 24: Okay, Kishi making part of Sasuke's bangs visible to the reader makes for a cool shot how the rinnegan "shifts" into the Tomoe Rinnegan, but why is his right eye a normal MS, last I checked Sasuke had the EMS unless this is a drawing error and Kishi's eye fetish came back to haunt him. *ding*
Sin 25: Also Mangenkyou rinnegan is mangekyou *ding*
Sin 26: So let me get this straight, when Sasuke uses up a ton amount of chakra his eyes go through a recharge period so he can't use his MS/EMS or Tomoe rinnegan abilities making sasuke weaker for the time being, heck even Naruto calls bullsh** on that *ding*
Sin 27: Also how did sasuke even get to kaguya's dimension? And don't tell me that the Tomoe Rinnegan can copy otherMS/EMS techs because that's a stretch, the best bet is probably outer path like the reverse of what hagoromo did but even then according to obito it takes a ton of chakra to perform even for kaguya so if sasuke was shifting around dimension by dimension then how big are his reserves??? *ding*
Sin 28: "He may not be the best dad but he Certainly Impressive" I see Naruto isn't saying "like me" in this scan. *ding*
Sin 29: Sasuke uses Susano and chochou becomes a bigger fan girl than Sarada *ding*
Sin 30: Sasuke tells Naruto not to scare the kids when he has a giant monster with gaps in it's cheeks and a long nose *ding*
Sin 31: Also I'm not sure if Sasuke's being sarcastic about scaring the children. *ding*
Sin 32: "What!? Don't tell ME about scarring the kids! Especially from you!" that's foreshadowing.
Sin 33: Did...Sakura actually wait for this guy to ginsh transplanting or did she help him? Because either ways that's a stupid thing on sakura's part I mean not more stupid than waiting several manga pages before gourging obito's eyes out and preventing the resurrection of kaguya but still... It's stupid right?*sin*
Sin 34: Shin clearly does not understand that Sakura gives zero fu** about getting stabbed, cut, or diced, byakuyou is lethal. *ding*
Sin count: 34
Title card:..."He may not be the best dad but he's certainly impressive"
Naruto:Of course he's not the best there can only be one coolest guy *picture of obito with the winning smile killing millions with a thumbs up at naruto*
Stay tuned for the next Naruto sins next week! Remember! No manga is without sin.
Sin 1:This is none of your business" cliché *ding*
Sin 2: Sarada walls away thinking she's about to run from the village and the land of fire and thinks Naruto is going to just stand by for that sh**, clearly Sarada doesn't know that Naruto is an expert Uchiha hunter. *ding*
Sin 3: Naruto just grabs her by the arm..that can only mean one thing...*ding*
Sin 4: You know a TNJ is about to begin when there's a flashback *ding*
Sin 5: Also seriously? Dangit Naruto, it's not a Naruto series without a flashback I guess *ding*
Sin 6: Naruto must feel pretty guilty for not including iruka in his shot of most memorable but you can't forget the coolest guy :sdo: *ding*
Sin 7: No, Mizuki you have no right to speak you got beat by an academy Naruto, just goes to show you that even fodders like mizuki can have an impact on Naruto *ding*
Sin 8: Sarada calls what Naruto says, lip service, but she will never know the lip service of her father's first kiss *ding*
Sin 9: Did Naruto just give credit to Hiruzen? Prime Hirizen fanboys are going to go nuts over this aren't they? *ding*
Sin 10: You know a TNJ is in effect when the person getting TNJ begins having their own flashback *ding*
Sin 11: Sakura gives a young Sarada a generic answer instead of just yelling her that her father is a superhero on some super important mission to protect everyone but instead Sarada gets the vaguest answer ever. *ding*
Sin 12: Sarada's room reminds me of the little girls room from paranormal activity, one day that large rabbitt will come alive, I bet she named it Kaguya. *ding*
Sin 13: Sakura begins blushing when Sarada ask if she's kissed Sasuke, clearly we know what's on sakura's mind right now...but this manga is PG-13 so far, sadly it doesn't push the boundaries like bleach.*ding*
Sin 14: "Mama's dirty" Sarada would be amazing at Naruto sins *ding*
Sin 15: Sakura expects the reader not, not only be disgusted with her sexual thoughts of sasuke but she expects the reader and Sarada to actually fall for the fact that she's not a perv. *ding*
Sin 16: Did...Sakura just do the forehead poke? Itachi would be rolling in his grave right now, It's hilarious how a poke to the forehead could signify your love for someone, my friend did this to his college girlfriend, it did not end well for him. *ding*
Sin 17: You know a TNJ is over when the grey is in full effect *ding*
Sin 18: A clearly upset Sasuke is upset at Naruto and Sarada for taking so long even though he could've gone back and checked on them himself,
but plot be damned. *ding*Sin 19: It seems our licensed DNA tester just threw Naruto under the bus, bit he still hasn't told Sasuke about what happened to Sakura, either he's like Kisame and likes to hide secrets which is bs anyway or he was silenced by the plot god, plotseidon.*ding*
Sin 20: We're going to talk after this" cliché *ding*
Sin 21: "She may already be dead" Orochimaru clearly hasn't heard that the power of plot trumps all even if he does represent over half of the Naruto fanbase's fanfictious thoughts. *ding*
Sin 22: Also, Orochumaru thinks that someone like shin can kill a byakuyou user even after witnessing what Sakura did in the ninja war. *ding*
Sin 23: "My wife is not a weak woman" This is true, but I'm slightly certain sasuke that over a majority of the Naruto fan base does/will not agree with you, even your own fans. *ding*
Sin 24: Okay, Kishi making part of Sasuke's bangs visible to the reader makes for a cool shot how the rinnegan "shifts" into the Tomoe Rinnegan, but why is his right eye a normal MS, last I checked Sasuke had the EMS unless this is a drawing error and Kishi's eye fetish came back to haunt him. *ding*
Sin 25: Also Mangenkyou rinnegan is mangekyou *ding*
Sin 26: So let me get this straight, when Sasuke uses up a ton amount of chakra his eyes go through a recharge period so he can't use his MS/EMS or Tomoe rinnegan abilities making sasuke weaker for the time being, heck even Naruto calls bullsh** on that *ding*
Sin 27: Also how did sasuke even get to kaguya's dimension? And don't tell me that the Tomoe Rinnegan can copy otherMS/EMS techs because that's a stretch, the best bet is probably outer path like the reverse of what hagoromo did but even then according to obito it takes a ton of chakra to perform even for kaguya so if sasuke was shifting around dimension by dimension then how big are his reserves??? *ding*
Sin 28: "He may not be the best dad but he Certainly Impressive" I see Naruto isn't saying "like me" in this scan. *ding*
Sin 29: Sasuke uses Susano and chochou becomes a bigger fan girl than Sarada *ding*
Sin 30: Sasuke tells Naruto not to scare the kids when he has a giant monster with gaps in it's cheeks and a long nose *ding*
Sin 31: Also I'm not sure if Sasuke's being sarcastic about scaring the children. *ding*
Sin 32: "What!? Don't tell ME about scarring the kids! Especially from you!" that's foreshadowing.
Sin 33: Did...Sakura actually wait for this guy to ginsh transplanting or did she help him? Because either ways that's a stupid thing on sakura's part I mean not more stupid than waiting several manga pages before gourging obito's eyes out and preventing the resurrection of kaguya but still... It's stupid right?*sin*
Sin 34: Shin clearly does not understand that Sakura gives zero fu** about getting stabbed, cut, or diced, byakuyou is lethal. *ding*
Sin count: 34
Title card:..."He may not be the best dad but he's certainly impressive"
Naruto:Of course he's not the best there can only be one coolest guy *picture of obito with the winning smile killing millions with a thumbs up at naruto*
Stay tuned for the next Naruto sins next week! Remember! No manga is without sin.
