Sasuke Did NOT CHeat on Sakura....Suigetsu is NOT an Idiot.Worst.friendships.Ever

[Mikasa Hagaromo]

We don't know the timeline of Sarada's conception, Sasuke's "marriage" to Sakura, and his departure from the village so pl stop saying Sasuke cheated on Sakura.

NB: "B-but...the forehead tap"

A forehead tap is NOT the formation of a committed relationship....smdh....tf wrong with some of you?!.....Sasuke was a free and single man when he left in 699 and was free to bang whoever he wanted. The forehead tap, was an act of affection, but not necessarily ROMANTIC affection AT THE TIME....furthermore, the forehead tap also served the purpose of keeping Sasuke at a distance.....when Itachi finally laid everything bare to Sasuke, he did FOREHEAD to FOREHEAD.

What probably happened was Sasuke knocked up Karin but Karin is probably aiding Sasuke somehow in prep for the threat that's greater than Kaguya....that might also explain why they allowed Orochimaru roam free....I find it hard to believe that these mofos would know there's a coming threat and aren't doing anything to prepare for it...

...anyway, bc of the importance of the mission, Sasuke probably handed off Sarada to Sakura and told her to live as an Uchiha so Sarada can have as normal a life as possible and know about her heritage and to also legitimize Sarada and Sakura's place in her life

Sugetsu's Intelligence

Why tf are ppl suddenly calling Suigetsu dumb and derpy? He has been working at the lab with Oro for years...you don't think he'd have learned to use the machines after all those years? TF?!...I've never known Suigetsu to be less than intelligent....in fact, he was the only one on Taka that spoke the truth about Sasuke and saw him for what he was. Don't try to diminish his intelligence all of a sudden bc you're pissed off about the DNA results...smdh


These Fck-as$ friendships

Based on Naruto's lack of knowledge about the maternity situation, it's clear that Naruto and Sakura rarely see each other when in the village. It's understandable, I guess bc as adults they have jobs and families to raise. It's interesting to me, though that they don't ever seem to meet up for drinks and dinner once in a while to catch up. I mean, did Naruto not ever see Sakura pregnant? These mofos never had birthday parties for for the kids and got together to catch up? Sakura never confided in Naruto about what was going on? SMDH. OH well.

 

[Arima]

Mikasa Hagoromo

OP: Your sig has all the proof you need.

 

[6thHokage]

Nope.
Sasuke never had *** with Karin.

 

[Defence]

It's all one big drama. Kishi loves his fandom in a twisted way

 

[Karna]

I know right, I've been telling people for ages that Karin juat drugged Sasuke and sleep raped him(or at least thats what Sasuke's genjutsu made her think) or even if he did cheat on her, what's so wrong it with when Sakura is the other option? Can we really blame him? I mean she was so bad he left for 12years just so he doesn't have to do her again. Though seriously I think the case here is like magneto-quicksilver.

 

[Anastacia]

It's all one big drama. Kishi loves his fandom in a twisted way

... Yeah, he does((

 

[Mikasa Hagaromo]

One thing I forgot to mention: Susanoo Solo Chains....that alone is enough for Kishi to make Karin the mother.....he probably decided to split the difference in satifying the fan bases and made Sakura the wife and Karin the mother.

Bolt is from a hax bloodline on both sides and , as his rival, Sarada needs to measure up. Dem Uzumaki chains if the answer.

OMG...Sarada would be so hax! Do it Kishi! Do it!!!

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[zeezzay]

Nope.
Sasuke never had *** with Karin.

Yes he did deal with it sadarra is karin child at first I thought a expero
But is definite sadarra child through normal ***, other wise sasuke wont be blaming himself

 

[Angelic.]

naruto was too busy banging hinata to notice

 

[Madara the Solo King]

Suigetsu gave the SS fans life.

 

[Shanks]

There is still hit and miss analogy !! We know that Suigetsu is a lab rat of Oro but not good at knowing whose umbrical cord he was having . Only Karin has to answer this !

Second part about Sarada her behavior of using Shannaro and her face totally matches Sakura . She completes her mother's personality .

Only common thing sarada shares with Karin is her Glasses . I don't know why Sakura never discussed the past to Sarada . Possibly she felt Sarada will feel ashamed of her father's action in the past .

Now what happened to Taka and Orochimaru for past 10 years is anyone's guess . Do they have personal agenda ? Didn't Suigetsu hated Oro downright ? Something is not adding up Sasuke is def hiding from naruto . I feel he has full knowledge of what was going on .

 

[Ace95]

There is still hit and miss analogy !! We know that Suigetsu is a lab rat of Oro but not good at knowing whose umbrical cord he was having . Only Karin has to answer this !

Second part about Sarada her behavior of using Shannaro and her face totally matches Sakura . She completes her mother's personality .

Only common thing sarada shares with Karin is her Glasses . I don't know why Sakura never discussed the past to Sarada . Possibly she felt Sarada will feel ashamed of her father's action in the past .

Now what happened to Taka and Orochimaru for past 10 years is anyone's guess . Do they have personal agenda ? Didn't Suigetsu hated Oro downright ? Something is not adding up Sasuke is def hiding from naruto . I feel he has full knowledge of what was going on .

Yeah but Sarada having personality traits of Sakura is understandable considering she was raised by Sakura. It has nothing to do with who the biological mother is.

 

[Lana Del Taka]

Thank you!!!! Suigetsu was never an idiot!!! Nice thread

 

[Made in Heaven]

I find it so funny how SS fans are calling Suigetsu dumb or incompetent despite working with oro for over a decade, just because he destroyed the only thing that gave their ship any sort of validity, because god forbid anyone actually consider their ACTUAL interactions together to be what established them as ''canon''

 

[Melanin]

Yes he did deal with it sadarra is karin child at first I thought a expero
But is definite sadarra child through normal ***, other wise sasuke wont be blaming himself

And how do you know they had ***? Or even shared an intimate moment?

 

[Lana Del Taka]

I find it so funny how SS fans are calling Suigetsu dumb or incompetent desoite working with our for over a decade, just because he destroyed the only thing that gave their ship any sort of validity, because god forbid anyone actually consider their ACTUAL interactions together to be what established them as ''canon''

Yup exactly

 

[Mikasa Hagaromo]

There is still hit and miss analogy !! We know that Suigetsu is a lab rat of Oro but not good at knowing whose umbrical cord he was having . Only Karin has to answer this !

Second part about Sarada her behavior of using Shannaro and her face totally matches Sakura . She completes her mother's personality .

Only common thing sarada shares with Karin is her Glasses . I don't know why Sakura never discussed the past to Sarada . Possibly she felt Sarada will feel ashamed of her father's action in the past .

Now what happened to Taka and Orochimaru for past 10 years is anyone's guess . Do they have personal agenda ? Didn't Suigetsu hated Oro downright ? Something is not adding up Sasuke is def hiding from naruto . I feel he has full knowledge of what was going on .

The item was in Karin's desk....it's a safe bet it's hers.....but also put on your writer's hat for a second: why did Kishi choose the words he did "think of my desk as part of my body..."....it's a double entendre....what ever Suigetsu tested was once part of Karin's body and, "from when Karin was born"...i.e., her umbilical cord....

....within Japanese culture parents give their kids their umbilical cords when they leave home to signal separation. It wouldn't be far fetched for Karin's parents to give her her umbilical cord--a very precious possession--(among other things) and tell her to run as the enemy was invading their village....

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My guess is Kishi's Japanese audience knows exactly what that item Suigetsu tested was bc of cultural context. They recongize that it's Karin;s umbilical cord.

To your second point, personality and idiosyncracies aren't genetic. Sarada's use of that phrase is the result of Sakura's influence. Nature vs Nurture.

Yea, I think it's weird that Suigetsu is still hanging with Oro (though not Juugo as he was all about Kimimaru)....he did hate him....it would've been cool if he really did go on to re-form the seven ninja swordsmen.

 

[Lana Del Taka]

There is still hit and miss analogy !! We know that Suigetsu is a lab rat of Oro but not good at knowing whose umbrical cord he was having . Only Karin has to answer this !

Second part about Sarada her behavior of using Shannaro and her face totally matches Sakura . She completes her mother's personality .

Only common thing sarada shares with Karin is her Glasses . I don't know why Sakura never discussed the past to Sarada . Possibly she felt Sarada will feel ashamed of her father's action in the past .

Now what happened to Taka and Orochimaru for past 10 years is anyone's guess . Do they have personal agenda ? Didn't Suigetsu hated Oro downright ? Something is not adding up Sasuke is def hiding from naruto . I feel he has full knowledge of what was going on .

How is Suigetsu a lab rat to Oro? And Suigetsu isn't dumb or incompetent like someone like Naruto he may be act silly but he's very intelligent. Also Wut other umbilical cord can that be? It a either Karin's or Sarada's.

She was raised by Sakura so ofc she's going to do that.

Karin and Sarada look extremely alike.

 

[BenjerminGaye]

The item was in Karin's desk....it's a safe bet it's hers.....but also put on your writer's hat for a second: why did Kishi choose the words he did "think of my desk as part of my body..."....it's a double entendre....what ever Suigetsu tested was once part of Karin's body and, "from when Karin was born"...i.e., her umbilical cord....

....within Japanese culture parents give their kids their umbilical cords when they leave home to signal separation. It wouldn't be far fetched for Karin's parents to give her her umbilical cord--a very precious possession--(among other things) and tell her to run as the enemy was invading their village....

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My guess is Kishi's Japanese audience knows exactly what that item Suigetsu tested was bc of cultural context. They recongize that it's Karin;s umbilical cord.

To your second point, personality and idiosyncracies aren't genetic. Sarada's use of that phrase is the result of Sakura's influence. Nature vs Nurture.

Yea, I think it's weird that Suigetsu is still hanging with Oro (though not Juugo as he was all about Kimimaru)....he did hate him....it would've been cool if he really did go on to re-form the seven ninja swordsmen.

Pay attention to what he said:

I thought it was from when karin was born.

It can easily be salada's umbilical cord seeing as(as you just said) parents keep them

 

[Mikasa Hagaromo]

Pay attention to what he said:

I thought it was from when karin was born.

It can easily be salada's umbilical cord seeing as(as you just said) parents keep them

It makes better sense that he said, "I THINK..." but I'll table this debate until Viz comes out tomorrow. It is indeed possible that it's Sarada's umbilical cord....even if that's the case, the claim that Karin is her mother still stands bc why would Karin keep Sarada's umbilical cord and not Sakura?