Is Sasuke....going around the world making babies?

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Okay ignore the silly title but...what if the reason Sasuke is rarely home and hasn't even MET Sarada is because he is in fact travelling the world rebuilding the Uchiha clan? I mean he IS the last one, it's not entirely ridiculous to believe and he wouldn't even be that evil for doing so.

This is one explanation and theory as to the whole Sarada/Sakura family issue being resolved.

I mean, hasn't come home in 17 years? Really? Possible romantic affair with Karin. He's a ladykiller and established looker in the series so this is actually a distinct possibility. What do you think? Too dark or nasty a turn for Kishi? How do you think he's going to wrap up the Uchiha dysfunctional family matters?​

 

[ANiMUS]

Nope :bdpf:

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

Obviously not.

 

[Gerkak]

That still won't excuse his absence

 

[Power Bottom]

If he is he is disgusting

 

[Complex]

Sasuke comes home with 8 wives :bdpf:

 

[Complex]

If he is he is disgusting

How? Sasuke is trying to revive an extinct clan

 

[~Ethereal~]

Sasuke comes home with 8 wives :bdpf:

Hehehe. XD I would love to see the fandom's faces if that reason becomes a reality.

 

[Power Bottom]

How? Sasuke is trying to revive an extinct clan

sleeping around is gross and he probably has a std

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

How? Sasuke is trying to revive an extinct clan

"There are no more people with my last name anymore, I must spend my life trying to change that!"

Smh...

 

[Seventh Sama]

That would make the current crisis even worse.

 

[Dantee]

Man I hope so.

 

[TimothyTheTomato]

sleeping around is gross and he probably has a std

Sharingan vision can see stds

 

[Complex]

Hehehe. XD I would love to see the fandom's faces if that reason becomes a reality.

Right XD there will be more reasons to hate SS, Kishi would be loved and hated

sleeping around is gross and he probably has a std

What's wrong with sakura getting std, and sharing a home with 8 other woman? :bdpf:

 

[Madara the Solo King]

Sasuke is living the life in the Woods

 

[Locke Shaydow]

Sounds like some people are butthurt that a fictional character is more snatch than they are. Bahaha

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Sounds like some people are butthurt that a fictional character is more snatch than they are. Bahaha

Or that it doesnt comply with their little fan shipping haha

Honestly the Sasuke we've been given at the end of Shippuden and here totally fits this womaniser-for-the-clan bracket.

 

[New knight48]

I bet kishi is gonna make a good reason why hes been away and hes gonna be all lovey dovey with sarada.

 

[To Whatever]

I'm 100% positive Sakura did everything for him the first time. So I doubt he has enough experience to go around smashing.

 

[Locke Shaydow]

Or that it doesnt comply with their little fan shipping haha

Honestly the Sasuke we've been given at the end of Shippuden and here totally fits this womaniser-for-the-clan bracket.

Yeah I agree, by the end of this mini series Sasuke will be 23-0 at beating women and children. Bahaha