Gather around children, it's story time.

[To Whatever]

Okay. So I'm at my friends house playing Mortal Kombat X in the living room with him and his lil bro. We're going back to back talking shit while I beating both their asses as Mileena.


We're in the loading screen when all the sudden we start hearing Moans and shit. It was late at night so Naturally I assumed his parents were smashing but it wasn't coming from their room. So we pause the game looking for the sound.

So we're looking for where this shit is coming from and I see his brothers wireless beats laying on the kitchen counter with like the raunchiest sounds emitting from the headphones.

I realize this man(his lil bro) isn't on the couch anymore and MIA.

I'm like:

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"We're your brother at? Derrick?" "I know this man ain't somewhere in this house beating his meat"

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Derrick busts into his room (The shit was unlocked) as starts yelling: "YOOO this ***** killing his shit, omitted" Then says, "Don't try to cover that shit up now, the whole house heard it"

The shit was hilarious.

Moral: Disconnect that Bluetooth.

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[Pumpkin Ninja]

LMAO! Poor kid. If you knew he was, why would you try and find him?

Also, what anime is in your sig?

 

[Venomous Cobra]

So yeah kids, Remmeber,You always gotta check the bottom right corner of the desktop and turn the volume off first before going savage on that shit.

 

[XxTayxX]

Boy couldnt masterbate.in peace lmao

 

[To Whatever]

LMAO! Poor kid. If you knew he was, why would you try and find him?

Also, what anime is in your sig?

I didn't look for him. His brother did. I was just gonna drop hints that he left his beats on full blast.

 

[traww]

Lol really funny but why u gotta fuk wit the man while he doing his business

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

I didn't look for him. His brother did. I was just gonna drop hints that he left his beats on full blast.

Lol, his brother is an ass.

 

[Netflix and Chill]

Shit at that point he might as well finish, I mean he already got caught, don't let it be in vein.

 

[To Whatever]

Lol, his brother is an ass.

He's been calling him, "Beat-Blaster" since last night.

 

[~Ethereal~]

I see.

 

[Υαmí]

I have a bluetooth speaker....must always be wary.

 

[Trúth]

Funny as ****.

 

[Naruto X Hunter]

Why would he choose then of all times to fap? His friend was over at his house play video games with his brother. Common sense says wait til later to get to bisuness. Must have seen some really sexy stuff to not be able to hold back.

 

[Angelic.]

inb4 closed lol

interesting..

 

[Adam Driver]

I didn't look for him. His brother did. I was just gonna drop hints that he left his beats on full blast.

took me forever to get this, thanks for the great story

 

[Multiply]

Yooo wilds chilll Lol. He left the couch with the quickness to go beat that meat XD.

 

[Yubel]

Been doing this shit 6 years, never got caught once, it's called situational awareness.

 

[Funky Tiger]

Been doing this shit 6 years, never got caught once, it's called situational awareness.

it ain't masculine enough to masturbate alone, wuss. REAL MEN whip out their dicks and start jerking off in FRONT OF EVERYONE. not getting caught is even worse, REAL MEN make other people chuck a wank WITH THEM.

 

[Narusenpou]

you should not have...:::

 

[Mr Akatsuki]

Perhaps he wanted to get caught.. Dropping subtle clues like that.

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