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The blonde Uchiha is Itachi's child, from one of his harem girls that he knocked up, which, miraculously *cough*through the plot*cough* wasn't killed. :bdpf:


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That's why he's upset butthurt about Sasuke killing his Daddy. The cloaked Akatsuki is an evil clone of Itachi cooked up by BZ after he recovered the body. With both of these, it's no wonder Sasuke won't just neg-shot them. :bdpf:

Ty, and Itachi Uchiha FTW! :bdpf:

Edit: By neg-shot, I mean kill, obviously.
 
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Re: [Theory] Akatsuki and blonde haired Uchiha's identities.

pfft. that clone is never going to be as solo as itachi.
 

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pfft. that clone is never going to be as solo as itachi.

Still, a scrub-tier rip-off of someone like Itachi... I can only imagine. :bdpf:
 

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I obviously agree with this thread which is backed up by nothing but hardcore mangafacts that cannot be denied. 1000/10 thread.
 
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Re: [Theory] Akatsuki and blonde haired Uchiha's identities.

I obviously agree with this thread which is backed up by nothing but hardcore mangafacts that cannot be denied. 1000/10 thread.

Ty, I try.
 

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Re: [Theory] Akatsuki and blonde haired Uchiha's identities.

here my theory: the blondie dude is angry at sasuke for med diffing his daddy...
 

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here my theory: the blondie dude is angry at sasuke for med diffing his daddy...

Scrub-tier attempt at trying to rustle my jimmies, try again, son. :bdpf:
 

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Re: [Theory] Akatsuki and blonde haired Uchiha's identities.

420/69 thread

I couldn't agree more.
 

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Uchiha are fodder.
All killed cuz they useless, Itachi died of disease (honourable people die in battle) and manga not even named Sasuke.
 

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Re: [Theory] Akatsuki and blonde haired Uchiha's identities.

True facts speak :3
 

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Interesting theory, but I think he is some kind of clone, because Itachi was too young to have kids when he massacred his Clan. I think the word "lovers" was just metaphorical, and could have been lost in translation.

Although your theory would explain why he is so angry at Sasuke, a clone shouldn't be emotionally attached to him, or should it?
 

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Dat Theory, That Itachi,Dat Swag,Dat Gobble :cool:
 

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Re: [Theory] Akatsuki and blonde haired Uchiha's identities.

True facts speak :3

Thanks. :p

Interesting theory, but I think he is some kind of clone, because Itachi was too young to have kids when he massacred his Clan. I think the word "lovers" was just metaphorical, and could have been lost in translation.

Although your theory would explain why he is so angry at Sasuke, a clone shouldn't be emotionally attached to him, or should it?

Thanks, yeah. :p

I agree on that, but there was like 5 years - or was it more? - between the massacre and his part one appearance, it could have happen then. That wouldn't make the kid too young to be an antagonist imo, nor an unreasonable age for Itachi to have conceived a child with a woman.

Dat Theory, That Itachi,Dat Swag,Dat Gobble :cool:

Ty. :bdpf: :cool:
 

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Thanks, yeah. :p

I agree on that, but there was like 5 years - or was it more? - between the massacre and his part one appearance, it could have happen then. That wouldn't make the kid too young to be an antagonist imo, nor an unreasonable age for Itachi to have conceived a child with a woman.

Well Itachi is 5 years older than Sasuke right? So he was 18 in his part one appearance, I think it's more plausible if he conceived in part 2, when he was in his early 20s.

That would mean Sasuke is dealing with his nephew. xd

I still think that's far-fetched and he isn't his son, but you never know with Kishi. :sdo:
 

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Re: [Theory] Akatsuki and blonde haired Uchiha's identities.

Well Itachi is 5 years older than Sasuke right? So he was 18 in his part one appearance, I think it's more plausible if he conceived in part 2, when he was in his early 20s.

That would mean Sasuke is dealing with his nephew. xd

I still think that's far-fetched and he isn't his son, but you never know with Kishi. :sdo:

What your saying is definitely more plausible, but there are young parents, and given his circumstances... :bdpf:

Yup, which is why he hasn't just killed him, that'd make sense considering how ridiculously OP Sasuke is at this point, it wouldn't make sense for him to not have been able to finish them off.

Agreed.
 

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Itachi is above this filth. That creature was made with an atom of Itachi's hair, Orochimaru was too desperate.
 

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Itachi is above this filth. That creature was made with an atom of Itachi's hair, Orochimaru was too desperate.

I could agree to that. Lol Tbh, this was more just a fun thread and a wild idea that popped into my head. I haven't even been reading this Naruto: Gaiden, but I skimmed over those spoilers and heard a few things. XD :p
 

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I could agree to that. Lol Tbh, this was more just a fun thread and a wild idea that popped into my head. I haven't even been reading this Naruto: Gaiden, but I skimmed over those spoilers and heard a few things. XD :p

It's all fun and games til one loses an eye..

That guy really looks strange. Way too strange.
 
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