Weirdest evening in my life...

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So, I just came home from the cinema. Me and my girl watched... 50 shades of... you know what. ._.

So, we were just sitting there, y'know... "enjoying" the movie, when suddenly...
the guy right to me just gets a f*cking Blowjob!!! o_O

Like, what the hell!? He was like 50 and the girl was hot as f***. (from what I could judge in the dark) She was maybe 22-25 or sth.

I was like: Ugh, let this n**ga get some head one last time before she leaves him with all his money but damn that ni**a had no self-control at all! My girl just looked at me like do something and I was just about to go to those employee's, when he grabbed her head and pressed it down harder and he was screaming like a f*cking whale.

He screamed so loud that the whole cinema was looking at him. They threw popcorn and drinks on him (luckily nothing went on my damn yeezy's lol)

He and his girl got kicked out there idk what happened outside but the whole cinema was talking about it.

Damn, that was a weird evening... like isn't this f*cking movie enough?
 

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So, I just came home from the cinema. Me and my girl watched... 50 shades of... you know what. ._.

So, we were just sitting there, y'know... "enjoying" the movie, when suddenly...
the guy right to me just gets a f*cking Blowjob!!! o_O

Like, what the hell!? He was like 50 and the girl was hot as f***. (from what I could judge in the dark) She was maybe 22-25 or sth.

I was like: Ugh, let this n**ga get some head one last time before she leaves him with all his money but damn that ni**a had no self-control at all! My girl just looked at me like do something and I was just about to go to those employee's, when he grabbed her head and pressed it down harder and he was screaming like a f*cking whale.

He screamed so loud that the whole cinema was looking at him. They threw popcorn and drinks on him (luckily nothing went on my damn yeezy's lol)

He and his girl got kicked out there idk what happened outside but the whole cinema was talking about it.

Damn, that was a weird evening... like isn't this f*cking movie enough?

Haha sounds fun. If I was you (and if your girl likes or at least understands these kind of jokes) I would have said something like, "now as you've dragged me to this movie, when's my time?"
 

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Haha sounds fun. If I was you (and if your girl likes or at least understands these kind of jokes) I would have said something like, "now as you've dragged me to this movie, when's my time?"

Haha yeah, I had some "Fun" anyway.
That was the only reason I watched this shit. She was like:
"Maybe I'm a bit horny after the movie" Lol
And I was like:
"Oh boy, yessss!!" XD
 

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HE WAS GETTING BRAIN

so you went to go snitch on him? smh
would you have wanted someone to go snitch on you if you were getting head in a movie theater?

do onto others as you want done onto you
 

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So, I just came home from the cinema. Me and my girl watched... 50 shades of... you know what. ._.

So, we were just sitting there, y'know... "enjoying" the movie, when suddenly...
the guy right to me just gets a f*cking Blowjob!!! o_O

Like, what the hell!? He was like 50 and the girl was hot as f***. (from what I could judge in the dark) She was maybe 22-25 or sth.

I was like: Ugh, let this n**ga get some head one last time before she leaves him with all his money but damn that ni**a had no self-control at all! My girl just looked at me like do something and I was just about to go to those employee's, when he grabbed her head and pressed it down harder and he was screaming like a f*cking whale.

He screamed so loud that the whole cinema was looking at him. They threw popcorn and drinks on him (luckily nothing went on my damn yeezy's lol)

He and his girl got kicked out there idk what happened outside but the whole cinema was talking about it.

Damn, that was a weird evening... like isn't this f*cking movie enough?

Just...ahh this world confuses sometimes hahahahahahahaha
 

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HE WAS GETTING BRAIN

so you went to go snitch on him? smh
would you have wanted someone to go snitch on you if you were getting head in a movie theater?

do onto others as you want done onto you

Hell nah bruh read my post again. I did my best not to do anything, but if he wouldn't have screamed that loud, I wouldn't have gotten head this night.

There's a limit Lol like if he was doing it all quietly with barely no one noticing, I would've kept quiet and told my girl to chill but hell, for some seconds I thought ***** was dying it sounded like a f**king whale on crack getting shot through his balls with a harpoon and having an epileptic applicable at the same time. I have never heard something like this...
 

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I would tell you and your girlfriend to join with them.
 

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I mean I've had *** in a empty movie theatre during the day but this is weird with people around you.

I probably would've got angry I'm not gonna lie.
 

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I would tell you and your girlfriend to join with them.

Haha, without the guy maybe.

I mean I've had *** in a empty movie theatre during the day but this weird with people around you.

I probably would've got angry I'm not gonna lie.

@Bold do you work there or something? Lol

And ot: yea, the whole cinema was angry Lol
 

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Haha, without the guy maybe.



@Bold do you work there or something? Lol

And ot: yea, the whole cinema was angry Lol

Nah I didn't, me and my girl at the time were bored and went to the movies. It was like 2:00 and the only movie playing was Cars 2 and nobody was in there. It was the perfect setup.

So what happened did they get kicked out?
 

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Nah I didn't, me and my girl at the time were bored and went to the movies. It was like 2:00 and the only movie playing was Cars 2 and nobody was in there. It was the perfect setup.

Ahahaha, you da real MVP!
 

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HE WAS GETTING BRAIN

so you went to go snitch on him? smh
would you have wanted someone to go snitch on you if you were getting head in a movie theater?

do onto others as you want done onto you
Why would you do that at a theater? Smh...
 

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That is fekin awesome. I woulda ask some head aswell


Edit: i woulda knock in grandad shoulders and ask :

Can i also have some of these....

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So funny:x3:

But judging from what your gf told you, maybe that's why guys are actually going to see this one??
 

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never read the book but i would never go see that. theaters are already sticky lol

one time i heard a girl moan during a movie. xD
 

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Quite a fitting incident to occur during a movie like 50 Shades of Grey Shit. It's an outrage that something like that is so popular. :|
 
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