Weirdest Baby Names?!

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Soo...
I was just mindlessly browsing Google in class - as you do - when I came across a list of the weirdest baby names I'd ever seen...
Some of these included:
Google
Bagel
Excel
Fedora
And even Hashtag
This made me think, what is the weirdest baby name you've ever seen of or heard of?
Just curious! Lol

 

[Edo Pooka]

Sakura, Sauce and noodles

 

[~Kami no Itachi~]

Twittagram

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Sakura, Sauce and noodles

Are we really going there? :|

 

[DroGGz0r]

I remember seeing a statistic somewhere, some time ago...

Here it is:

Swag (two in 2012)
Butt (three in 2010)
Hotdog (two in 2012)
Butterbean (6 in 2013)
Phone (three in 2013)
Freak (34 in 1995)
Poopy (three in 2010)
Superman (two in 2012)
Mushroom (three in 2008)
Elbow (three in 2009)

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

I remember seeing a statistic somewhere, some time ago...

Here it is:

Swag (two in 2012)
Butt (three in 2010)
Hotdog (two in 2012)
Butterbean (6 in 2013)
Phone (three in 2013)
Freak (34 in 1995)
Poopy (three in 2010)
Superman (two in 2012)
Mushroom (three in 2008)
Elbow (three in 2009)

Jesus... Elbow?
Where is our society going?

 

[DroGGz0r]

Jesus... Elbow?
Where is our society going?

Yeah, "Swag" too, it's so cringeworthy.

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Um
Obito
Sasuke
Madara to name a few

That's not exactly what I meant but I'll take it Lol
Maybe more common than you think, like Sakura is.

 

[CDT23]

Apple. Gotta be one of the dumbjst one I've heard of.

 

[NaNaNaaaaa]

Bus stop

Naming children like this should be child abuse, no one who takes parenthood seriously would name there children like this, ah if only the Church would modernize society might not be going down the toilet

 

[Callypigia]

I saw some Mexican named Jesus.
There was a lady who named her two children Syphilis and Gonorrhea. I have heard some crazy ones from clients, but I can't post them here because of confidentiality. When I'm talking to people I try to use their first name, but this one time I was at a fast food place and some girl was named something like Laquinenishuea. I couldn't even try.

 

[Flakez]

North West.

 

[Caliburn]

Not really a baby name, but recently a person somewhere in South America I thought it was, changed her name to the alphabet and with that I mean her entire name (first, middle and last name) and the entire alphabet. Something like this:

Abcdefg Hijklmnopq Rstuvwxyz

My dad once told me he met a couple that had twins and they called them...Julius and Brutus...after Julius Caesar and his adoptive son Brutus who stabbed him in the back.

 

[Waindo]

My friend called her baby girl Spark (Iskra in croatian)

 

[Callypigia]

There was a girl named Shi'thead Jones at the DMV. The dude trepidaciously called her Shithead Jones over the intercom. She stood up and said it's Shi'thead in a really irritated tone.

 

[NaNaNaaaaa]

My friend called her baby girl Spark (Iskra in croatian)

Spark is actually a really cute name and Iskra is pretty

 

[1Told]

some people really hate their kids too much, don't you have some laws against that kind of stupidity in the US xd

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

There was a recent case in France where a local court stopped the parents of a baby in naming their child "Nutella"

 

[RAMENATOR]

La-a (pronounced La-Dash-a)
Princess
Innocent
LaQuanda
Champion
and others but I forget them

 

[BazzBee]

Fuk <--- like if he made a mistake his friends be like "look what you did you stupid fu*k"