What would you do in this situation?

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Now I have perused my away across NB and have seen some very irascible members, so in turn, influenced me to create this wonderful thread, I think the title might be off, more like "how would you react?" would be more of a suitable term. But That's Irrelevant.

Now, Imagine your sexy arse self, sitting inside a bar, office, school, or outside in a playground etc etc whatever, it can be anywhere, that depends solely on your imagination and suddenly a you hear a "THUD" behind your head, like someone slapped you at supersonic speeds creating sound waves bigger than the 50 megaton Tsar bomba, you are surprised for a second, then you proceed to tilt your head at an approximatly 45 degrees angle, and WALA! you witness a nerd with round spectales comprable to the size of a trucks wheel, possessing a monstrous amount of face fat which makes him look like mark henry on xanax, but apparently his body is skinny, and I mean, VERY skinny. Now these are your options....

1. Punch the specky 4 eyes fracturing his jaw and erasing his jawline
2. Take his glasses off and make him stand in the middle of the road
3. Jump on him like he stole ur 3 year worth of nutella
4. Call the police
5. press charges
6. Tear his apollo 13 off the launch
7. Make peace with him
8. Pat him on the head and kiss him goodbye
9. Give him a new pair of glasses from specsavers, to convince him he slapped the wrong person
10. Kill him like jack the ripper slaughtered mary kelly

Boredom has it's perks, since NB has nothing contributive, this seems more viable of a discussion. Thoughts?
 

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Give him one chance to explain himself and hit his jaw if he's trying to be funny with his words. And then wash the grease off of my fist
 

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I wouldn't get slapped in the first place. A few times in the past people have tried to get me from behind but no... I can almost sense when people are approaching me.

So once he failed, well...

I'd call every fishmonger in the land and keep his hands behind his back whilst they all fish slap him with their full range of fishes. If any police come along, I would simply tell them that we were engaged in a sampling session.
 
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Pretty much self-explanatory... I guess...
 

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Shouldn't this be in Chatterbox? haha

Regardless... If he did it on purpose, and wished to continue attacking me, I'd take him straight to the ground, sit on his chest, and then proceed to dislocate & break his dominant arm.
 
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